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What's a singer who's considered useless junk when she's on a ship?
Mary J. Bilge.
What disease do you get if you work yourself into a frenzy calling homosexuality a disease?
"Dang gay" fever.
What do you call a charming but foul-mouthed petite young lady?
Light sweet crude.
How would you describe a genus of trees that see a wide variety of human use, including paper, plywood, matches, chopsticks, snowboards, and drums?
Popular.
Poplar* (character) on the Poplar (store) website:
http://www.poplar-cvs.co.jp/campaign/1005_okashifair.html
Makes me wonder if Poplar wood products are in there too.
*(okay, technically "Popura" for the character, but with Japanese spelling it's kinda hard to tell the difference)
What do you call a dark green fruit with a big seed that goes to courts of law to represent defendants?
What do you call a dark green fruit with a big seed that produces vivid mental images of colors and emotions?
What do you call a dark green fruit with a big seed that whose descendants will change slowly over time?
What was the first person to write a story in a multi-chapter book format thinking?
Well, 'ey probably thought it was a novel idea.
Possibly NSFW pun:
One flaps at the air and the other faps at the air.
Let's say you can make molds for toys. You make one that's vaguely shaped like your sister. Then you fill it with the soft drink Fanta, and then you stick it in the freezer for a while. When it comes out frozen, you will have made a Fanta sister doll.
Sculpting a mold to look like your sister sounds kinda creepy.
Just here to say that "bad pun" or not, I'm enjoyin' this immensely. I like me some cheese.
What's an easy way to make a point?
Sharpen a pencil.
What's an easy way to make a statement?
Write a complete sentence that ends in a period.
What kind of rocket is launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida in March or April?
A sprocket.
A freshman geology student once claimed he found a sample of "missionite" [SiC].
^ I am not sure what the pun is...
Anyway from some Twitter account that teaches Japanese or soemthing:
Doesn't sound like it works well in Japanese, though.
The actual name for that mineral is "moissanite", which looks like "missionite". It's a week pun; I know; it's so week nothing happened for the next several weaks.
Anyway...
y is al copps frum deh eastern urope?? :-XX
becass dey are the polishe :-DDDD ebin
What do you call people who think the state of Virginia contains a ton of fir trees and enjoys eating them?
Firginia vorists.
^ Sorry, but that just sounds like that vore fetish thing I vaguely hear about.
What is the opposite of Homo Erectus?
Hetero Flaccidus.
Q: Where can you find fanart of Communist Party leaders?
A: At politbooru.org.
What do you call a bear trained to use a katana?
An ursamurai.
Bearshido.
Kumashin Himursa.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
You look for the Fresh Prints.
If a girl only possesses one gemstone, why would it be very important to her?
Because it's her sole gem.
Q: What's the manliest mineral in existence?
A: Realgar.
An anime fan had the smart (ahem) idea of writing "E-CHAN" on the back of a U.S. dollar bill.
(hint:
Remember that episode of the Ruby-Spears Mega Man cartoon where an entire city gets shrunken?
But thanks to Mega Man, Roll, and other protagonists, the city was eventually restored to its rightful size.
So they rebuilt this city on Rock and Roll.
This statue of the goddess of water was ruined by cracks from drying out after someone removed it from waterfall where it originally stood. Someone had dessicated it.