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Okay, I'm done forever.
A not see
I couldn't even remember the names of half of those Pokemon.
How would you like a nice bowl of Squirtle soup?
"That Ho-Oh me some money."
"I'm not gonna Raichu a love song"
"Can I fil Mewtwo having sex?
"I'll just turn on my Charmander pants come off"
"Getting raped will Haunter for the rest of her life."
"Machop sticks broke."
"Mama always said that I' Mareep what I sow."
"Thanks to the doctor my Hypno longer hurts"
"That was Onix pected"
"I'll make her squirtle over my bed."
"Abomasnow good for America".
-facepalm-
-facepalm-
-facepalm-
We do now.
Which user likes watching Vendetta twice in a row?
Which user enjoys loud parties with large lizards?
Which user has lots of rings?
Which user floats in the water?
MEeeeeee.
Which user has lots of rings?
Me. Like 37. Most of them in the 70-100 dollar range. It's better to have a ton of rings worth good money than one ring worth 1000, because then shipping charges don't stack up on one ring.
Which user floats in the water?
Me.
"There is no "I" in "Team", but there are four in "Platitude-Quoting Idiot".
An Indian chief had three wives. The first wife slept on cowhide, the second wife a deerhide and the third on hippopotamus hide. The first gave birth to a baby boy, the second to a baby girl and the third had twins - a boy and a girl. Looking at what happened, the old chief declared, "The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides!"
What?
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Don't be a sexist, broads hate that.
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.
Energizer Bunny Arrested; charged with battery.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.
Ham and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
Be nice to your kids: they'll choose your nursing home.
Gun Control: Use both hands.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Man cannot live by bread alone, unless he's locked in a cage and that's all you feed him.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see perfectly?
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?"
/bad jokes