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What's a Pirate's Favorite kind of Video Game? (the official IJBM bad puns thread)

VorpyVorpy
edited 2012-04-27 13:05:58 in Wonderful posts
☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

An ArrrrPG.

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Comments

  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    oh my god I so guessed that before I even clicked. Alternatively I was going to guess that it was an illegally downlaoded game.
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    You hear that, Vorpy? You made Jesus cry. I hope you're proud of yourself.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    The joke made me chuckle, so screw Jesus.
  • KomodinKomodin
    The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes
    ... That was too obvious.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Trying to play a trick on me? Like an aborted fetus, I wasn't born yesterday.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Me and my wife were made for each other; I'm a douchebag, and she's a rotten old cunt.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT

    Completely unrelated: I learned how to embed pictures today.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    How does an Octopus go to war?

    Well Armed.
  • DonZabuDonZabu

    Why do pirates love the Internet so much?

    The ARRGHuments.

  • StormtroperStormtroper
    Which is the best Knight of the Round Table?

    Sir Cumference.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win

    but no pun in ten did.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Two midgets got into a fight the other day...it was a short fight.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-04-30 21:04:33

    Why did the chicken throw himself off the Chrysler Building?

    To get to the other side...

  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

    Because he didn't have enough money.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    What's the difference between your jokes and cannibalization?

    Cannibalization is a quick death. 
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    And more humanitarian.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    Also


  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    edited 2011-04-30 21:13:21
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  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    wait what abo ut an ArrTS?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Such FOWL pu-Wait, no, that only works with fowl based puns
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    HA! I hath defeated thine shrub-sucking nonsense! Prepare to eat crow, swine herder!

  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-04-30 21:35:06
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.

    Every since my neighbor had his toes amputated, I have been petitioning to get him evicted from his house. I only do this because I am lack-toes intolerant.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    What's white and sticky?

    Semen.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-04-30 21:36:45
    ^^ THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE! NO LACTOSE WAS INVOLVED!
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