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What's a Pirate's Favorite kind of Video Game? (the official IJBM bad puns thread)

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  • BecNoirBecNoir
    Mexican fag
    I should visit North Carolina sometime.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.


    lol
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Meh that wasn't one of the better ones.
  • BecNoirBecNoir
    edited 2011-05-01 21:45:13
    Mexican fag
    I disagree. 
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    as do I.
  • BecNoirBecNoir
    Mexican fag
    ^ Um, what?

    I disagreed to your comment.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    and I disagreed with your disagreement.
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    edited 2011-05-01 21:58:53
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    Just now, irl:

    Me: *enters bedroom; looks at sister*

    My little sister: What?

    Me: I was going to tuck you in,  *shades* but it looks like you're already covered. YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!

    My mother: *rolls eyes*


  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I didn't like that one either.  It was pretty substitutable.
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    I know, but the very fact that it was so stupid is what makes it brilliant.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I really doubt that happened, and I declare bullshit on that, Anonym.
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    It really did happen.

    I'm just that lame. In my defense though, I didn't actually realize I was about to make such a stupid pun until halfway through.

    I was honestly just going to say that, but then I thought "oh hey, this is the perfect opportunity to make an idiotic pun", so I got a dumb grin on my face and rolled with it.

    In fact, I tend to do this a lot for some reason, but I typically don't notice until people start rolling their eyes and I catch on.
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-05-03 02:04:06
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Osama found in Abbotabad Mansion....talk abbotabad place to hide.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Oh god took me a second to get it but my god.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    It's easy to come up with Bad puns involving Michael Jackson.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    It's difficult making ones that don't involve child molesting though.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    No, it's easy.  I just made a Bad pun and I didn't have to involve child molesting.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2011-05-03 13:00:20
    ^ No, I think Vorpy means it's difficult for her to make puns that don't involve child molesting.

    I thought a pirate's favorite kind of game would be the kind where you don't do anything.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    And royals' favorite kind of game is where they actually do something?
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    ^^ Michael Jackson was a child molester. There you go.

  • DonZabuDonZabu

    What does Michael Jackson enjoy when he goes to McDonalds?

    Small fries.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    A sadist was laughing heartily when watching a video of a street
    celebration turning violent. He quipped, "Well, that's a riot!"

    What crustacean always hits balls too high when playing tennis?
    A lobster.

    Stealth pun: When protesters overthrew the king; they dragged him and
    his wife out onto the street, and then discovered that their king was
    gay.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Why did the bottle of lemon-lime soda look pixelated?

    Because it contained Sprite.
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^

    What does Michael Jackson enjoy when he goes to McDonalds?

    Small fries.


    I just died a little inside.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Should I continue this thread or use the thread that I started when I forgot this thread?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    So I just locked the other thread.  Let's just stick with this one.

    Moving the two puns there to here.

    Mine was this:

    "For characters in porn, their heads are full of fuck."

    GLORIOUSLeader had this:

    "Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality" (from the Onion)
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    That was actually really good Glenn.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    lol.

    Why do people become bakers?

    Because they knead the dough!
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    What crime do children commit when asleep?

    Kidnapping.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    What trope is likely to land you in jail?

    Crack Shipping.
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