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What's a Pirate's Favorite kind of Video Game? (the official IJBM bad puns thread)
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Was the alt text supposed to make me think of the "expand dong" meme?
no
Talk Like a Pirate Day was ages ago, but I'll post my favorite pirate joke ever here anyhow. Apologies in advance if it's already here somewhere.
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
You'd think it'd be R, but 'tis the C.
You're filming a wild animal in its natural habitat, with your GoPro camera. Suddenly, it eats your camera. What jus happened?
GoProphagia.
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(source: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/03/16/1370659/-Daily-Kos-Elections-Live-Digest-3-16 )
I see what they did there.
One time, the conductor wasn't available, and while they worked with a soloist who conducted from the piano during the performance, he went home after the performance. Then the orchestra went to a fancy restaurant, and got kicked out.
They didn't know how to conduct themselves.
is this just fanta-sea
cod in a landslide
no es-skate from reality
Because she's a penciled squid.
Also, "penciled" because she's drawn, which is a secondary meaning regarding anthropomorphizing things as anime girls.
I'll be sure to view this wave of violence through an appropriate lens that does not discriminate based on orientation.
moar liek YOLO Simulator amirite
What's the opposite of a tumblr post?
Standing still pre
*buy bus tickets*
*sit in the back*
*pull out a DVD player*
*watch a movie while sharing earbuds*
A Lemonade Stand.
I wanted to make a mathematical pun based on the similarly sounding cosine function ("cos", geddit?), but I concluded it was too lame even for me. I'm posting about it in hope any of you could make it work.
only works on consoles
> material to troll Gamergate
does it bite back???? kaksoispiste viiva dee dee dee dee dee ebin