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What's a Pirate's Favorite kind of Video Game? (the official IJBM bad puns thread)

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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-01-31 13:31:16
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Do you want to be the trout?

    Then you need to die for Ellen.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    How do you know when someone's just a load of shit?

    When they're here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and they're all out of ass.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Where should you go if you want to get yelled at in public?

    Rebuque, Iowa
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    How do you know when swans are approaching?

    They use cygnals.
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    How do you call a badly-smelling fruit from ancient Rome?

    A cenDurian.
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    How do you call a virus preying on same sex bacteria?

    A bacteriofag.
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