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I like my men/women how I like my...
Pretty much, you describe what the above poster's object and the men/women being compared to both have in common. Double Entendres are entirely optional.
To start things off:
I like my women how I like my cell phone.
Comments
Keep them turned on in your pants long enough and studies indicate they cause damage to what's in your testicles.
I like my women how I like my men.
Hairy as fuck
I like my women how I like my coffee.
Bitter, dark, and possessing the ability to keep me awake for hours on end in a twitchy mess of terror and excitement.
I like my women how I like my blowfish.
Very painful if you touch them in the wrong place.
I like my women how I like my Juans.
With the capacity to curse at you in multiple languages.
I like my women how I like my swords.
I like my women the way I like my bookshelf.
^^ Phallic.
^ Possessing the whole Twilight saga
I like my women how I like my superheroes
Broken and insane.
I like my women how I like my books.
Fictional.
I like my women how I like my houses.
Pretty spacey
I like my women how I like my chairs.
Four-legged and weight supporting.
I like my women how I like my booze.
^^Wise and terrible and forcing me to tell the truth with by hitting me with their legs, with no guarantee I will leave alive.
^ Able to mix well with everything and still make me thing I'm the goddamn Juggernaut.
I like my women how I like my archery.
Able to kill someone at a good distance
Just to mix it up...
I like my men how I like my Minecraft
^^ Always missing me.
^ Blocky and unpredictable, but with the capacity to build me a fortress.
I like my women how I like my games.
Two-dimensional.
I like my women how I like my candy.
As a subjective measure of societal worth.
I like my women how I like my breakfast.
Keeps you energized and refreshed in the morning.
I like my women how I like by cat.
indifferent and cruel.
I like my women how I like my alcohol.
Knocking me off my ass.
I like my women how I like my NINJAS. MALK.
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Rare, unseen, and avoiding me.
I like my women how I like my vocaloids.
A cure for all external wounds, a catalyser for all internal wounds
Open like a big O
I like my women how I like my sleep.
^^^ Mysterious and of Asian descent.
^^ Synthetic.
^ Unconscious.
I like my women how I like my tea.
Bitter and from India.
I like my women like I like my JRPGs.
Cute and shallow.
I like my women how I like my WRPGs.
Only presenting the illusion of choice.
I like my women like I like my independent comics.
^^ Prone to mood swings and constantly switching orientations.
^Long-winded losers.
I like my women how I like my westerns
Every day is a shoot-out.
I like my men how I like my women.
...non-hairy as fuck, I guess?
i like my women how i like my cigarettes
Sucking being prominently involved.
I like my women like I like my sidekicks.
^^ Addictive but cancerous.
^ Endearing and disposable.
I like my women how I like my mythology.