I like my men/women how I like my...

Malkavian

inconsistent and terrifying.

I like my women like I like my vampires.

MadassAlex

Misrepresented and disempowered by modern media. 

I like my women how I like my vacations. 

Crimson

^^Pale and angsty.

^Sunny and exotic.

I like my women how I like my classes.

TheConductor

Short and interesting.

 

I like my women how I like my mass murdering;

Nova

I like my women how I like my mythology. 

really really old (sorry if this isn't the one above me it takes way too long for pages to load)

I like my women how I like my flowers.

Crimson

Delicate but beautiful

I like my women how I like my bedroom.

MadassAlex

^^^ With a kind of cryptic longevity. 

^^ In the ground. 

^ Domestic, messy and privy to a few horrible secrets. 

I like my women how I like my cinema. 

Nova

I like my women how I like my cinema. 

Expensive and rarely worth the hassle.

I like my women how I like my jackets.

Legionnaire

Preferably comfortable and protective in the rain.

I like my women how I like my...Romans.

MadassAlex

With poor relations to Germanic tribesfolk. 

I like my women how I like my Germanic tribesfolk. 

Legionnaire

With poor relations to Romans.

I like my women how I like my anime.

Malkavian

moe moe kyun!

I like my women like I like my giant robots.

Nova

I like my women like I like my giant robots.

Made of metal and very explodey.

I like my women how I like my tea.

TheConductor

Hot and sweet?

 

I like my women how I like my superheroes

Legionnaire

Already done by Juan.

I like my women how I like my blankets.

Alkthash

Yellow and prone to smartassery.

 

I like my women how I like my toku.

Nova

I like my women how I like my toku.

Dressed in rubber suits and taking a beating.

I like my women how I like my... lollipops, I guess.

Legionnaire

If you drop them on the floor it's generally not a good idea to lick them.

I like my women how I like my reading Hamlet.

Nova

Full of pissy nerdrage.

I like my women how I like my classical music.

Legionnaire

Pleasant to listen to and generally in a form that has adjustable volume.

I like my women how I like my ellipses.

TheConductor

Overused?

 

I like my women how I like my forums

Naas_Human

Vanilla.

 

I like my dates how I like my musical instruments

Kraken

Capable of making beautiful sounds when I fondle them.



I like my women like I like my mythology.

Alkthash

Incestuous and generally kinda crazy?

 

I like my women how I like my phone calls. 

Naas_Human

Engaged.

 

I like my subs how I like my submarines.

MadassAlex

Long, hard and full of seamen!

I like my women how I like my vidya. 

Crimson

Challenging but incredibly fun if you push the right buttons.

I like my women how I like my motorcycles.

Naas_Human

Really fast, and fun to ride.

I like my doms how I like my firearms.

Alkthash

Silenced and possessing a lot of stopping power relative to their size.

 

I like my women how I like my TETSUUUUUUO!

InsanityAddict

Screaming and slowly going mental.

I like my women how I like my parties.