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I like my men/women how I like my...

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  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    More than willing to leaf you.


    I like my women how I like my coke.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2012-04-12 13:06:36
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    ^^ Not covered in bees?


    ^ Fizzy and addictive.


     


    I like my fonts how I like books.

  • KrakenKraken
    Beautifully-created, looking amazing, but ultimately signifying nothing because people don't look at covers/fonts.



    I like my music like I like my beds.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2012-04-12 17:31:03
    Has friends besides tanks now

    Filthy and covered in spikes.


    I like my women how I like my clothing.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human

    I comfortably fit inside of them, if you know what I mean.


     


    I like my spouses how I like my cars.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    foreign and high maintenance.


    I like my women like I like my heavy metal.

  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    Loud, bombastic and hairy.


     


    I like my women like I like my TV crime shows.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2012-04-13 15:21:45
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    All identical except for up to one unique feature each.


    I like my women like I like my computers.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    quick, effective and able to process all your input, if you know what i mean


    i like my wimmin how i like my phones

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Easy to use. 


    I like my Absetzen how I like my Zwerchhau. 

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    speaking in tongues and probably with a fever that is making them do such


    i like mis mujeres como me gusta la cumbia

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    Wearing a bikini made of bacon.


     


    I like my women how I like my doomsday prophecies. 

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    With very little substance, but able to drive people crazy.


    I like my women like I like my forums.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Fast and active.


    I like my woman how I like my meat.

  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Chewy, tasty, and hopefully covered in blood.



    I like my women like I like my traffic signals.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2012-04-13 15:54:50
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Green.


    I like my women like I like my snack food.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    Impossible to stop eating, no matter how damaging to my health they are.


    I like my women like I like my leopards.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    edited 2012-04-13 16:01:00
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Catty.


    I like my women how I like my DVDs.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Shiny, but soon having my fingerprints all over them.


    I like my women like I like my statues.

  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2012-04-13 16:06:14
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Quiet, unresponsive, and dependent on you not to get broken to pieces.



    I like my women how I like my gardening tools.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    Dirty hoes.


    I like my women how I like my sci-fi.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2012-04-13 16:07:31
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    ^^Hoes.


    ^Soft.


    I like my women how I like my avatars.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Hot as fire, hard as rock, swift as air and wet as water


    i like my women how i like my slayers

  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    2D



    I like my women how I like my 4chan.
  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Chaotic Evil


    I like my women how I like my ćevapi.

  • KrakenKraken

    Meaty and spicy. 


    I like my wives like I like my swords.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Top-heavy 


    I like my cigarettes how I like my literature. 

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    Unlit.


    I like my literature how I like my women.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Uncovered. 


    I like my guitar solos how I like my sword fights. 

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    ^Metal as fuck.


    I like my games how I like my noodles.

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