I like my men/women how I like my...

Saturn

Abandoned for months and then brought back for a quick cheap thrill.

I like my women how I like my Pokemon.

Icalasari

Used more often in porn than a cheap hooker



I like my movies how I like my video games

Legionnaire

Directed by Hideo Kojima.

I like my women how I like my secret agents.

Icalasari

Ignoring you as you are not high priority



I like my women how I like my penises

Earl_of_Sandvich

Pricks

I like my women how I like my butler

Saturn

The only one in on my secret double life.

I like my women how I like my women.

Kraken

Non-committal and wishy-washy, just like my above statement.

I like my women like I like my acid.

Alkthash

Dissolving my flesh.



I like my women how I like my DC comics.

MadassAlex

More sophisticated than the direct opposition, but not sophisticated enough to be seen in public with. 

I like my cigarettes how I like my history. 

Kraken

"More sophisticated than the direct opposition, but not sophisticated enough to be seen in public with." 

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Alkthash

^x100

Icalasari

^^^ Pumping old shit into your body



I like my men how I like my vaginas

Fuschlatz

Once you open them up, you see a whole new world of happiness. (Sometimes.)

I like my men how I like my nuclear reactors.

Earl_of_Sandvich

Ninjad!

Largely safe, unless his device malfunctions and brings him into a meltdown

I like my wo/men how I like my transvestites

LucasRB

When you sit on their lap, you will never sit again...

I like my women how I like my noodles.

Fuschlatz

Limp and dripping wet.



I like my women how I like my trains.

Stormtroper

^^ Soft and thin.

I like my women how I like my computers.

Ninja: ^ Lined up one after another.

glennmagusharvey

> limp and dripping wet

This has unfortunate implications...

 

> I like my women how I like my computers.

Powerful and efficient.

 

I like my bed how I like my ice cream.

Saturn

Sticky.

I like my Justice League how I like my Avengers.

Alkthash

Written by Johnathan Hickman.

 

I like my windchimes how I like my cats.

Fuschlatz

Usually docile, but a bit loud when the weather gets rough.

I like my men how I like my surround sound systems...

Saturn

Making my car bounce and rock, especially when stuck in traffic.

I like my recursions like I like my recursions like I like my recursions like I like my recursions...

Naas_Human

Recursively recursive in their recursivity

I like your mom how I like my dessert

glennmagusharvey

A very sweet individual.

 

I like my methanol how I like my ethanol...

JHM

In my bloodstream, destroying my vital organs.

I like my cereal the way I like my TV stations...