If you have an email ending in @hotmail.com, @live.com or @outlook.com (or any other Microsoft-related domain), please consider changing it to another email provider; Microsoft decided to instantly block the server's IP, so emails can't be sent to these addresses.
If you use an @yahoo.com email or any related Yahoo services, they have blocked us also due to "user complaints"
I like my men/women how I like my...
Pretty much, you describe what the above poster's object and the men/women being compared to both have in common. Double Entendres are entirely optional.
To start things off:
I like my women how I like my cell phone.