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I like my men/women how I like my...

edited 2012-04-11 00:12:55 in Forum games
Pokkity Pokkity Pokkity

Pretty much, you describe what the above poster's object and the men/women being compared to both have in common.  Double Entendres are entirely optional.


To start things off:


I like my women how I like my cell phone.

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  • Keep them turned on in your pants long enough and studies indicate they cause damage to what's in your testicles.


    I like my women how I like my men.

  • You can change. You can.

    Hairy as fuck


    I like my women how I like my coffee.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    Bitter, dark, and possessing the ability to keep me awake for hours on end in a twitchy mess of terror and excitement.


     


    I like my women how I like my blowfish.

  • Very painful if you touch them in the wrong place.


    I like my women how I like my Juans.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    With the capacity to curse at you in multiple languages. 


    I like my women how I like my swords. 

  • Old and German.



    I like my women the way I like my bookshelf.
  • edited 2012-04-11 00:28:30
    You can change. You can.

    ^^ Phallic.


    ^ Possessing the whole Twilight saga


    I like my women how I like my superheroes

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Broken and insane. 


    I like my women how I like my books. 

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Fictional.


    I like my women how I like my houses.

  • You can change. You can.

    Pretty spacey


    I like my women how I like my chairs.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Four-legged and weight supporting. 


    I like my women how I like my booze. 

  • edited 2012-04-11 00:40:07
    I'm a damn twisted person

    ^^Wise and terrible and forcing me to tell the truth with by hitting me with their legs, with no guarantee I will leave alive. 


     


    ^ Able to mix well with everything and still make me thing I'm the goddamn Juggernaut.


    I like my women how I like my archery.

  • No rainbow star

    Able to kill someone at a good distance


    Just to mix it up...


     


    I like my men how I like my Minecraft

  • edited 2012-04-11 00:44:51
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    ^^ Always missing me. 


    ^ Blocky and unpredictable, but with the capacity to build me a fortress. 


    I like my women how I like my games. 

  • edited 2012-04-11 00:45:05
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Two-dimensional.


    I like my women how I like my candy.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    As a subjective measure of societal worth. 


    I like my women how I like my breakfast. 

  • Pokkity Pokkity Pokkity

    Keeps you energized and refreshed in the morning.


    I like my women how I like by cat.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    indifferent and cruel.


    I like my women how I like my alcohol.

  • edited 2012-04-11 02:21:18

    Knocking me off my ass.


    I like my women how I like my NINJAS. MALK. D:<

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Rare, unseen, and avoiding me.


    I like my women how I like my vocaloids.

  • edited 2012-04-11 02:25:23
    You can change. You can.

    I like my women how I like my alcohol.



    A cure for all external wounds, a catalyser for all internal wounds



    I like my women how I like my oxygen.



    Open like a big O


    I like my women how I like my sleep.

  • edited 2012-04-11 02:23:32
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    ^^^ Mysterious and of Asian descent. 


    ^^ Synthetic.


    ^ Unconscious. 


    I like my women how I like my tea. 

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Bitter and from India.


    I like my women like I like my JRPGs.

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Cute and shallow. 


    I like my women how I like my WRPGs. 

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Only presenting the illusion of choice.


    I like my women like I like my independent comics.

  • edited 2012-04-11 02:27:53
    You can change. You can.

    ^^ Prone to mood swings and constantly switching orientations.


    ^Long-winded losers.


    I like my women how I like my westerns

  • Every day is a shoot-out.


    I like my men how I like my women.

  • You can change. You can.

    ...non-hairy as fuck, I guess? :p


    i like my women how i like my cigarettes

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Sucking being prominently involved.


    I like my women like I like my sidekicks.

  • edited 2012-04-11 02:34:16
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    ^^ Addictive but cancerous. 


    ^ Endearing and disposable. 


    I like my women how I like my mythology. 

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