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I like my men/women how I like my...

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  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Uncomfortably awkward and full of beer.



    I like my women how I like my ponies.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Dead.


    I like my women how I like my computers

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Infested with viruses.



    I like my women how I like my portals.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2012-04-11 16:38:40
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    Having two of them to go between.


    I like my women how I like my water slides.

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Slippery as fuck and screaming all the way.



    I like my women how I like my candy.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Utterly sweet, but deadly when overexposed to them.


    I like my women how I like my chicken.

  • WhaleWhale
    Champion of the Whales

    Being spit-roasted all the time


     


    I like my women how I like Batman films

  • vonBerlichingenvonBerlichingen

    Dull, ugly, and vapid.


    I like my women the way I like my cheese.

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    Swiss and full of holes.


    I like my women how I like my trading cards.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Expensive.


    I like my women how I like my fast food.

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    Cheap, fast, and heartstopping.


    I like my women how I like my airlines.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    with the constant fear of things crashing down.


    I like my news like I like my political pundits.

  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2012-04-11 19:08:11

    Wanting to DO IT LIVE!


    I like my women the way I like my sporks.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Fuctional but ancilliay.


    I like my women like I like my horror manga.

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    Wearing bunny suits.


     


    I like my women how I like my cellphones.

  • KrakenKraken
    You can talk all day and carry them around.



    I like my women like I like my gods.
  • TheConductorTheConductor

    ^ Either nonexistent or inconsistent, rapey, murderous and incestuous? 


     


    I like my women how I like my pulp action stories.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Very satisfying.


    I like my humans like I like my railguns.

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    Tsundere and flat-chested.


    I like my women like I like my weather.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human

    Odd and unpredictable.


     


    I like my one-night stands how I like my sandwiches.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Quick and convenient.


     


    I like my dogs how I like my cats.

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    Affectionate and willing to be my second should I feel the need to commit ritual suicide to regain some lost honor.


     


    I like my men how I like my incense. 

  • Earl_of_SandvichEarl_of_Sandvich
    Pokkity Pokkity Pokkity

    Sweet-smelling and meditative.


    I like my women how I like my tissues.

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    Covered in boogers.


    I like my women how I like my pizza.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human

    Irresistibly delicious and deliciously irresistible.


     


    I like my dudettes how I like my fruits.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Sweet and good for me.


    I like my women like I like my pokemon.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    edited 2012-04-12 12:54:26
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    ^^ Tropical and dangerous out of season. 


    ^ Caged.


    I like my RPGs how I like my spacecraft. 

  • MacDuffyMacDuffy
    edited 2012-04-12 12:54:48
    We have reviewed your resume' and we find you delicious.

    Air-tight.


    I like my women how I like my self-portraits.

  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Crashing a lot.



    I like my women how I like my auctions.
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    Dutch.


    I like my women how I like my tea.

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