I like my men/women how I like my...

glennmagusharvey

Attentive to the subtle aspects of the music I enjoy.

 

I like my robots like I like my children.

Nyktos

Invisible.

I like my teachers how I like my Eastern European nations.

CountryPumpkin

Unstable.

I like my women how I like my airlines

InsanityAddict

Sometimes in the clouds, but down-to-earth most of the time.

I like my women how I like my bike.

Earl_of_Sandvich

Good for a ride and lets you take a handle.

 

I like my women how I like my Prius

glennmagusharvey

Sleek and efficient.

 

I like my surge protectors like I like my perfumes.

Icalasari

Highly flammable?



I like my women how I like my women

Alkthash

With other women.



I like my women how I like my fetish gear.

Kraken

Hard, leathery, and molded with the express purpose of pain.

I like my offspring like I like my coffee.

Fuschlatz

Fiery and unbearable at first, but they cool down over time.

I like my women how I like my smartphones.

Malkavian

With plenty of distractions from the real world.

I like my women like I like my final fantasy games.

ClockworkUniverse

Two-dimensional.

I like my women how I like my beds. 

All Nines

Beneath me.



I like my women how I like my cereal.

Forzare

Always getting stolen by jackass children.



I like my women how I like my glasses.

MillerCross

Small and clear.

I like my women how I like my dogs

TheConductor

Loyal, dependable, and always willing to slobber on your crotch.

 

I like my women how I like my coats.

DonZabu

Old and smelly.

I like my women the way I like my movies.

Nyktos

Short.

I like my women how I like my drugs.

TheConductor

Passed around.

 

I like my women the way I like my comedians;

glennmagusharvey

Entertainingly witty and intelligent.

I like my real estate transactions like I like my humans--

DonZabu

^^^ I would have also accepted "silent".

^ Located in poor neighborhoods.

I like my women the way I like my carrots.

Icalasari

Orange and surrounded with myths involving improved eyesight



I like my wo/men how I like my (wo)men

Earl_of_Sandvich

The relationship can go either way.

 

I like my women how I like my Steam sales.

ClockworkUniverse

Inexpensive and in abundance.

I like my women how I like my music.

Naas_Human

Loud, if you know what I mean.

I like my prostitutes how I like my sandwiches.

InsanityAddict

Sliced.

I like my women how I like patriarchy.

Nyktos

Really into penis.



I like my women how I like my Euclidean spaces.

Formaldehyde

Macrocosmic and full of split winds.
 
I like my women like I like my Trout Mask Replicas

Icalasari

With a fishy smell



I like my men how I like my cosmic horrors

Octo

Only appearing when the stars are just right.

I like my women how I like my forum games threads.