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IJBM - The Text Adventure (Now NSFW!)

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  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You demand drugs. She frowns. "Believe me, if I could get those, I'd already be using them"

    >You think about her boobs some more. Considering how she doesn't like you crying, you could try for more stuff
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    >Measure her tail length.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    >Ask her to do a little striptease to make you feel better
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 17:22:28
    No rainbow star
    >You measure her tail length. A six inch tail for a six inch mouse

    >You ask for a strip tease. She frowns. "But...". You may have to turn on the water works again
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    > Check to see if the tail would wrap round your arm. In case you get some skag to mainline later.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 17:24:53
    No rainbow star
    >It woukd just barely wrap around your wrist, with an inch to spare
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    >whimper and cry some more-
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >She panics and starts to do a strip tease. You can get her to do whatever you want at this point
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >ask for booze
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    > Eat her.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 17:31:50
    No rainbow star
    >She reminds you while stripping that she will do anything she can BUT get you booze to make you not cry

    >You pick her up to eat. She beats you up again
  • BobBob
    >apologize, then blame her for looking so delicious
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >She takes that as a compliment
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    >spank her for being a dirty girl
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >She yelps from being spanked, caught off guard
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-09-05 17:35:29
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >tell her to go buy two of the most expensive lizardman hookers we can afford

    >her treat
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >"I have no money"
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >cry
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >She does whatever she can to make you stop. "I'll do ANYTHING! I'll even be the whore if you want! Just stop crying!"
  • BobBob
    >insist that she find some way of providing you with an insane amount of lizardman hookers
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >tell her to go steal money, then go buy lizardman hookers
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    >Ask her about some quest or something.

    >Ask her thoughts on pickpocketing.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 17:45:57
    No rainbow star
    >"I have no idea how I can. Streaco's are stronger than me on average"

    >You suggest theft. "...That's kind of wrong though"

    >She has no quest for you
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >cry
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >She curls up, not sure what to do anymore
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    > Ask her how we ended up passed out and where the clothes went.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You stop crying long enough to ask questions

    >"Well, the man saw you had fainted from heat and booze and saved you from drowning in your own vomit and dying from heat stroke. Blame him for not letting me get you more booze"
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >remember that you have a quest to kill dudes

    >jump out of bed
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You jump out...And your legs give out. Must be why you were in bed. The mouse drags you back in
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >Tell mouse to bring those dudes to the bed so they can be killed
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