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IJBM - The Text Adventure (Now NSFW!)

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  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >The mouse says that perhaps going shopping for supplies may be a good idea. "By the way, my name is April. Yours?"
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >"I can't remember"

    >go to store
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >April speaks. "Then I'll call you John. John Doe". She then giggles as if that was actually clever

    >You head for the store. You see various shops. Clothes, weapons, medicine, cards - Considering how a lot of magic users seem to be there, they are likely not trading cards, camping equipment, magic lessons...
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >laugh to be polite

    >examine cards
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You laugh at her joke

    >You go to the card store to examine them. "Type 395 Item Disintegrator"? "Wild Vine"? "Crystal Cherry"? And seeing these people use these cards to summon the objects!? Dammit, did you fall asleep watching some sort of cartoon about card games again?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >ask price
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >There are different prices for different cards. They are all pricey though. The only ones you can afford are Crystal Cherry, which costs 50 coins per card, and Oz Booster which summons a needle to inject yourself with to boost your life force in order to keep up magic (Remember kids! Drugs are good for you!) at 500 coins per card for a small boost. The cards recharge over time. You still may want to buy other supplies as well

    >Cash - 620
    >Shop:
    -Crystal Cherry: 50
    -Oz Booster (small): 500
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-09-05 14:57:18
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >buy Crystal Cherry

    >go to weapon store
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >Cash left: 580

    >You arrive there. Everything costs 500 or more. The store owner says you could also sell weapons to him

    >Inventory (weapons):
    -Knife
    -Poisoned Knife
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >examine best affordable weapon
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >The best affordable weapon is the exact same brand of knife you have. Even the poisoned knife is better
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >make a disapproving face at the shopkeeper

    >go to the inn to get drunk and possibly find a quest hook
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You make a disapproving face at the shopkeeper and leave

    >When you sit down at the inn, you are given a beer for free. Somebody approaches you. "Drink up, pal," he says. He seems like a friendly enough guy, especially if he bought you beer. He eyes where you keep your knives
  • BobBob
    >Ask who he is
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >drink heartily
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You ask who he is. "Oh, an observer. I noticed you aren't from around here and I may have a job for you"

    >Not seeing anything wrong, you drink up. The beer tastes good. He orders you a few more rounds which you don't see a reason to say no to
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    >Make an awkward pass at him.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >drink a lot more

    >inquire job
  • BobBob
    >Ask if he'd like to "round the fat iron plasma box"

    >Fail to realize that this isn't a legitimate phrase
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 16:03:57
    No rainbow star
    >You hit on him. He declines, saying he is not into guys. Seeing that you are sufficiently drunk, he asks if you would be willing to assist him with a job. He needs help with killing five men who are overly late on payments. He'll pay you 10,000 coins in exchange for your help. You still have no idea if that is a lot or if the people in this town just like ripping others off

    >You drink even more and ask about the job again. He cuts you off the booze and repeats himself

    >You say that phrase. He wonders if you are too drunk now
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >accept

    >equip mouse
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    >take job
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    >Haggle regarding payment involving sexual favours.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 16:08:31
    No rainbow star
    >You accept the job and equip the mouse. The man jokingly asks if she is your girlfriend

    >You ask for sexual favours instead of money. "You can capture the creatures for free and make them service you, you know. Why give up cash for that?". The mouse tells you that if you do that to her that she will neuter you
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-09-05 16:09:50
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >Look at mouse as if considering something

    >decide she's too small to be useful in that way

    >nod at man
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You look at the mouse for a bit then banish the thought. She actually looks insulted
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >giggle drunkenly
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You giggle. Both the man and the mouse look at you worriedly
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >stumble off to find the people to kill
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    >go out and start the job
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