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IJBM - The Text Adventure (Now NSFW!)

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  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 18:44:11
    No rainbow star
    >The lie makes the mouse blush. Your tears and breakdown make her worried and try to calm you down. You hallucinate everything as sex related. The mouse is a dildo. The bed is a hooker. And so on

    >Anti hack software brought to you by Catgirl Enterprises
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    > Use Dildo on hooker?
  • BobBob
    >Stick the dildo in the hooker, flip the hooker over, handcuff her and have your way with her
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You try to shove the mouse into the bed. You get beat up and put on the bed
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    > Insert hooker in self.
  • BobBob
    >scream that you're being attacked by a dildo, attack it with a pair of disembodied breasts
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You attack the mouse with two pillows. She retaliates by taking the pillows away
  • BobBob
    >grab a nearby cardboard cut-out of a nude supermodel, hit the dildo with it before asking why it's doing this to you and why it can talk
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    >Ask Mouse where Catgirl Enterprises is headquarterd
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 18:51:50
    No rainbow star
    >You hit the mouse and scream the questions. "Calm down! Look, you're hallucinating. Just calm down. Anything I can do to help you calm down?"

    >You ask. She raises an eye_ "Erm... Don't know...?"
  • BobBob
    >tell her you come from a mythical race of people that can only function properly when given copious amounts of booze
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >"...You expect me to believe that?"
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    >Sober up, and decide to pull your stupid life together.
    >You've had enough dicking around according to random whims, straighten up and assert self!
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-09-05 18:55:39
    >ask the mouse how to escape the room
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You pull youself together and ask how to escape. "...Maybe out the window?"
  • BobBob
    >use the bedsheets to rappel out of the window
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 19:00:03
    No rainbow star
    >You get outside. No need to rappel. You're on the ground floor
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    > Take sheets in case you need them to abseil later.
  • BobBob
    >realize that, in your madness, you clothed yourself with body parts and entrails. Set out to find some new clothes.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You add the sheets to your inventory

    >The shop owners gives you free clothes and begs for you to spare them
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    > Thank them kindly and ask if they have any anti-psychotic medicine about.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >They point you to the psychiatrict ward at the hospital
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    > Head to the psychiatric ward!
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You head there and are admitted. The mouse tries to leave but due to being equipped is dragged along with you
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >Waiting for command input. Reminder one of three used before game shutdown
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    >Ask what I'm being admitted for, and what the treatment is.
    >De-equip mouse.
    >Look around.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You are told that you're admitted fot being a psychopath
    >You deequip the mouse and put her back in your inventory
    >You are brought into a padded room. It is white. And padded
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >talk to self
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You begin to talk to yourself. The mouse squirms in the inventory, scared
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >have conversation with padded wall
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