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IJBM - The Text Adventure (Now NSFW!)

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  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >shrug
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 12:41:10
    No rainbow star
    >You shrug. The mouse raises an... Eyebrow? Eyefur? She doesn't even have anythong noticeable there... Anyways, she crawls up your leg and onto your shoulder.

    >"I'd better stick around before you hurt yourself

    >Killer Mouse Warrior added to inventory!
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >eat lizard dog thing carcass
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You eat it raw. "Oh, so you like sushi?"

    >...You don't even know anymore
  • BobBob
    >Realize the lizard dog thing's carcass is a hallucinogen.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >Ask directions to nearest town
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 13:06:17
    No rainbow star
    >You start to act as if the meat is hallucinogenic. The mouse raises an eye. "...Ok, you must be insane. There is nothing wrong with that meat..."

    >You ask for directions once you stop acting idiotic. The mouse tells you, looking worried.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >Stop hallucinating

    >Go to nearest town
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You stop hallucinating and head to the nearest town...

    >...s Insane Asylum. "Sorry, but this is for your own good. You don't seem to be all together"

    >Stupid mouse forgets that she is in your inventory. NOTHING leaves your inventory without your help!
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >ask for real directions

    >threaten to swallow mouse
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You ask for the real directions now. The mouse frowns. "Well I am not sure of your mental stability!You praised some sort of squid thing and have no idea where Diamos is! Not to mention that a Crysilk corpse somehow got you high!"

    >You then threaten to swallow her. "The dog said the same thing. He could spew exploding magic bubbles. I still kicked his ass. Can YOU spew exploding magic bubbles?"

    >She then sighs. "Fine. Here are the real directions" She tells you them
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >Thank mouse

    >Follow real directions
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    >tell mouse you can spew exploding magic bubbles and then some

    >put mouse in pocket
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 13:37:07
    No rainbow star
    >You thank the mouse and continue on your way, finding the real town.

    >Seeing harpies, dragons, lizard men, gryphons, and even a few phoenixes and Eldritch Abominations makes you wonder if the mouse was telling the truth about the lizard dog fish thing not being hallucinogenic

    >You then make a passing remark to the mouse that, yes, you can spew exploding magic bubbles and more, before making sure she is still in your inventory
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-09-05 13:38:02
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >hit on harpy

    >wave twenty currency at her
  • BobBob
    >hit on lizard man

    >suggest possibility of a ménage à trois
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-09-05 13:39:38
    Has friends besides tanks now
    >tell harpy you were just stringing her along

    >hit on lizard men instead

    EDIT: How's this gonna work? XD
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You hit on the harpy... And get attacked by her owner, who nearly sets you on fire with his magic. He has a crystal matching the one on your wrist from which he casts magic

    >Thankfully, the lizardman has no owner and seems to be open to your proposal
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >give mouse
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    >cast magic back at harpy's owner
  • BobBob
    >examine crystal on wrist
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You hand over the mouse. The mouse kicks both your asses and tells you that you're still alive because she likes you

    >You fail to cast magic. Considering that the other guy sang and danced while casting magic, that may be why

    >The crystal glows with many colours that seem to represent who you are
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >apologize to mouse

    >loot lizard man
  • BobBob
    >kidnap lizard man, keep him around as some sort of pet sidekick, or something

    >try to get the crystal to change colours
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 13:59:36
    No rainbow star
    >You apologize to the mouse before looting the unconcious lizard man

    >Found:
    -120 of the world's currency (total: 620)
    -A missing poster for his son. The poster has a picture of the lizard/dog/fish thing the mouse killed and that you ate. Which means that the adults are lizard/dog/fish-men
    -A poisoned knife

    >You bind and gag the lizardman. Apoarently kidnapping lizardmen is normal as two police officers not only didn't stop you, but showed you the correct way to tie the knot. Talk about second class citizens

    >The crystal changes colours all the time, as if you had multiple people taking control of you at various times
  • BobBob
    >The crystal changes colours all the time, as if you had multiple people taking control of you at various times

    (lolololololololololol, meta)

    >temporarily un-gag the lizard man, ask about his son
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-09-05 14:04:23
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >eat lizardman, because his kid was pretty tasty
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    >offer a piece to mouse
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 14:07:44
    No rainbow star
    >You ask about the child. He is about to answer, but then he sees a piece of his son in your teeth

    >Considering that he's about to call for help, and considering how tasty his son was, you begin to eat him. You offer a piece to the mouse. The mouse, who you took out of your inventory earlier, joins in. "First sane thing you did all day!" she says in between bites
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >ask for advice on what to do next
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