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IJBM - The Text Adventure (Now NSFW!)

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  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >float out of dungeon
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You float out of it, only to find that nature itself is consuming the land due to King Arthur's death
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >realize futility

    >raise middle finger to god
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You realize the futility

    >You raise your middle finger. God raises his back to you
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    >fuck God in the ass
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-09-04 23:45:39
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    >scream "Smite me oh mighty smiter"
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You fuck God in the ass while screaming at him to smite you. He 'smites' you all over your face
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >D:
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >:D
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    >swallow
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-09-04 23:57:08
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >quit

    >options

    >input stupidity off

    >new game
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 00:07:00
    No rainbow star
    >You swallow and gain godly powers

    >New game started. Coming up with scenario... Checking... Checking...
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >go to hell
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >Hell Selected

    >You wake up on a vast, fiery landscape, sent there after events that were wiped from the space time continuum due to God not wanting people to know that he just had gay relations
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    > Call God a homophobe
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You call God a homophobe

    >Super Hell Selected
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >cheer
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You would cheer, but crows are tearing out your throat. The crows from Resident Evil
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >play with crows
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >They aren't interested in playing. They ARE interested in eating, however
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-09-05 00:27:15
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >toss seeds like an old lady at the park
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >The only seeds are the ones in your gonads. The crows happily peck at that
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    > Cook birds over a roaring hellfire
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >The crows turn out to have a +9 resistance to hellfire, however, so they do not cook
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >run
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You cannot escape the crows

    >You can never escape the crows
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    >Summon Bahamut to use Megaflare on them
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >throw gonads
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >Bahamut appears and laughs at you shortly before screaming in pain as he is devoured by the crows

    >They fly for the gonads straight off of a conveniently placed cliff
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >run
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