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IJBM - The Text Adventure (Now NSFW!)

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  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    >Off the cliff
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You run

    >Right off of the cliff. You overtake the crows who are startled. They splatter their head on rocks looking at you in shock. You survive by falling into the only damn non lava pool in the place. It is a pool of boiling acid instead
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >take a relaxing bath
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 01:00:21
    No rainbow star
    >Your flesh melts off but fuck it, you're relaxed
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >Get out
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You would but you have no muscles left
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >sleep
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    >Regrow your muscles and get out of there.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You sleep in the acid. Your bones soon melt

    >Hard to regrow anything when you have no body
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >ragequit

    >new game
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    >Hack source code
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 01:12:37
    No rainbow star
    >Coming up with new scenario. Processing... Processing... Processing...

    >You wake up in the middle of a wide open field. You see a mouse nearby armed with weapons kicking the crap out of a blue... lizard... dog thing

    >You are certain you have not taken any drugs recently

    >The source code is protected by Cthulhu Enterprises
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >inventory
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >Inventory:
    -Knife
    -500 of the world's currency
    -A weird glowing crystal (EQUIPPED to R. Wrist)
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >talk mouse
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You talk to the mouse. It surprisingly talks back once it deals a death blow to the abomination of nature.

    >"Yeah, what is it human?"
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-09-05 01:19:38
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >say "What's slappin', Mickey?"
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 01:20:49
    No rainbow star
    >You say that. She slaps you with her lance for that, then slaps you again for taking a look down her shirt
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >Ask about this place
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >"What, you don't know? This is the famed land of Diamos, where the gods themselves live!"
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >Ask about gods
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 01:34:33
    No rainbow star
    >The mouse tells you about the many, many, MANY gods. Around 50 of them exist. She says that all but the original 12 are frauds though, and that the ten of Diamos already conquered one land and its false gods already

    >"So, any of the TRUE ones you want to learn about specifically?"

    >Choices: Life, Death, Emotion, Body, Mind, Matter, Oblivion, Energy, Creation, Destruction, Order, Chaos
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >ask Body
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 02:30:01
    No rainbow star
    >"The god of Body and Earth is Gammearth. He is the one who creates the vessel for which the soul survives in and interacts with the world through. He resembled a giant, multistory tall creature with the head of a terrier, the tail of a wolf, the body of a horse, and the legs of a lizard. He is brown with black markings"

    >Choices: Life, Death, Emotion, Mind, Matter, Oblivion, Energy, Creation, Destruction, Order, Chaos

    >Note: You don't have to choose these. You can do something else. These choices are just to tell you what gods you can ask about
  • BecNoirBecNoir
    Mexican fag
    >ask Oblivion
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    [I wanna post an action, but it'll almost certainly get the player killed. :(]
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    do it, fag
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-05 12:28:36
    No rainbow star
    >"The god of oblivion and the Beast of a Thousand Sins is Jtagn. He destroys things, making them cease to exist. He also acts as the receptacle for the damned, where they are punished by being tortured in his body until the sins have left them. Nobody has gotten a good look at him and survived with sanity intact but it is said that he is ghost like with a body made of damned souls"

    >Choices: Life, Death, Emotion, Mind, Matter, Energy, Creation, Destruction, Order, Chaos
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >praise Cthulhu
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You praise Cthulhu. The mouse looks at you confused. "Are you on drugs?"
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