All Purpose Pokemon Thread

Snappy

If Pokemon were real, completionists would annoy me.

ClockworkUniverse

Yeah, that wouldn't be good.

Except for zoos, maybe.

Vorpy

Well if Master Balls didn't exist I would be fine with Pokemon existing.

Snappy

Yeah, that would be fun.

Crimson

I'd probably freak out of Pokemon existed. Too much political, cultural, and scientific fallout.

glennmagusharvey

I would laugh if they did.

nohaynicklibre

@Milotic discussion

A Milotic killed my Manectric sis in my Nuzlocke so I can't say I really like them

Vorpy

I think I have had one of the worst days in my entire life.

So I was getting to get ready to wake up and go to work, and I see a Drowzee in my room .That creepy bastard must have been eating my dreams or some shit. How dare him. After I kicked the little bastard out of my room and went to look for my pants, I found Weedles and Wurmples under my bed, nomming on them, and spewing silk everywhere. What the hell, man. I stomped on them and kill them, chucking their bodies outside for the Pidgeys to eat. I hate how noisey the Chatots are in the morning too.

Then I heard that infernal rumbling outside and looked at all of my pictures, duct-taped to the wall, and all of my furniture nailed down. Looks like everyone at the Colosseum really caught onto using earthquakes to battle. Why can't they use a move that doesn't scare the shit out of me in the morning, or doesn't disrupt my garden? I shrugged it off and got ready to go outside, and when I went out there I got hit in the face with a rock. Looks like a Geodude was leaving his stealth rocks everywhere. My head was bleeding because of it, and I couldn't see it anywhere. Little bastard.

I went back inside to wash away my wound, but as soon as I turned on the faucet, a disgusting slime that reeked of shit began pouring out of my faucet. Then I figured out our Grimer problem was rising again. I heard the derp noises it made gargling in my sink. I shook my head and went to get water out of my fridge. As I closed the fridge it opened up again. My lights turned off. I heard a faint humming. Wonderful, thank you Rotom for messing up my electronics again. Stop trying to scare me, how about you head out?

I was then ready to go outside. I used a broom to push away the invisible rocks floating around my door so I could continue. And then...what the fuck happened to my car? I have made 14 payments on that thing, and it was fucking gone. all I found was a trail of metal leading behind my house, and when I found it, an Aggron was sitting back there, eating it. I yelled at the Aggron "HEY ASSHOLE, GET OUT OF MY YARD" and it let out an excruciating screech that sounded like grinding metal, and I ran away quickly, holding my ears.

Hell with it, I think I'll fly to work. I pulled out some money and walked to the nearest Aviation store, and rented a Pidgey with fly. I grabbed onto the pidgey's leg as it flew me up high, in the air, and while I was on my way to work, and it dropped me off, I saw the most wonderful thing ever. There was a giant faultline in the middle of town, caused by a Steelix breaching the roads.

TheConductor

Where the fuck do you live?

Vorpy

Celadon City.

Snappy

I lived in Celadon for about a year. It was okay, I guess. It was the year right after high school. Now, I'm back in Goldenrod.

nohaynicklibre

Neither of you can live in Celadon city because is a fictional location

Vorpy

Your mom's g-spot is a fictional location

TheConductor

I haven't left Viridian really. The worst we get is Mankeys and Nidorans. Although, last year, a Golem got out of Victory Road and caused some real havok

All Nines

^^ You'd think you or Bob would be the first to contest that claim. Though it would also work better with Scrye's avatar.

ClockworkUniverse

YES. Got a Feebas.

Crimson

Meh. I live in Safforn, the worst we get is people turning into Kadabras and Sabrina occasionally trolling people.

glennmagusharvey

Any news about those guys trying to start a fighting-type gym?

nohaynicklibre

If I had to live in a Pokeman city,I'd live in Fortree.Or Sootopolis

Hoenn has some nice cities

All Nines

You should all move to Pallet Town. It's real relaxed here. Nothing a good bat can't take care of.

Crimson

You mean the old gym? That's where most of Sabrina's trolling is directed. The leader is off "training" but I think he knew a lost cause when he saw one.

^Vacationed there, nice place. But the locals wouldn't shut about this Gary Oak dude.

ClockworkUniverse

I'm in Sunyshore. Surrounded by ocean, filled with powerful Electric trainers. We're doing fine.

Vorpy

I used to date Gary Oak for awhile. Next to an old man, a fat guy and a little kid, he was the only good choice out of those people to date.

nohaynicklibre

You were one of his cheerleaders?

Snappy

I dated one of the girls that works at Whitney's Gym. She was always complaining about how much Whitney cries.

ClockworkUniverse

You used to date him?

Well, then, do you know where he got all those weird Kanto badges?

Vorpy

There used to be more gyms in Kanto, but when he beat them, he beat them so thoroughly that they closed down out of humilation.

Snappy

(He also raped all the female trainers in the gyms)

ClockworkUniverse

I don't think Gary Oak is capable of rape. By definition, there would have to be girls who weren't willing.

Snappy

Misty?

May?

Dawn?

Iris?