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All Purpose Pokemon Thread

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  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Why make feebas so hard to find?
    I find it hard to imagine anyone finding it fun to try to find one.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    The evolution method was a way to show off the contest stat mechanic. The capture method was to show off the "record scramble" thing. They were implemented horribly though.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I actually like the evolution method, though it helps that Platinum just lets you buy the poffins.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    I wouldn't have minded so much if it didn't require you to know how to make good poffins/pokeblocks, use rare berries, have the right nature, AND not reach the sheen cap. All to achieve MAX beauty.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Wait, it needs to have the right nature?
  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2011-07-17 18:10:04
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Yeah, it needs to have a nature that likes dry food. Otherwise even with the best possible food it's beauty stats won't increase enough to beat the sheen cap.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    "But the locals wouldn't shut about this Gary Oak dude."

    That guy sucks, but I spend most of my time cooped up in my house anyway, so I don't need to worry about him.

    Come to think of it, he's probably the leading cause of why I spend so much time in my house.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-07-17 18:10:34
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^^D-:<
  • DYREDYRE
    Well you can just keep breeding it until you get one with the right nature, right?
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Hm... If I trade it to HG and take it to the haircut brothers, will that finish capping it off?
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    ^Yeah actually, Serebii says that would work. You need 8 haircuts though.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Does it have that much hair?
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    What would a Feebas haircut actually involve?
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    Wild Mass Guess: The reason Kangaskhan always has a baby is that they are twins! It's just that while they are in the egg, one twin becomes dominate and gets most of the food, becoming the brawn, while the other get's less, becoming a parasite living off it's stronger sibling, or at symbiotic creature acting as the brain. 

    Wild Mass Guess: Cubone's headgear isn't ACTUALLY it's mothers skull, instead all Cubone's heads are exactly the same shape as their mothers, it's also soft and squishy, so the mother makes a stone helmet, using her head as a template.

    Wild Mass Guess: Pokemon who evolve through trading do so because they are excited! We know emotions can trigger evolution so maybe when certain Pokemon get traded, the excitement of having new friends and seeing new places gets them to evolve.

    It Just Bugs Me: Shiny Mewtwo. If Mewtwo is a one of a kind clone of Mew, then how could a variant exist? Surely that'd make it Mewthree? 

    It Just Bugs Me: There isn't a Pokemon MMO, despite the concept being perfect for it!

    It Just Bugs Me: Where do Starters live naturally? I mean, I know we can't catch them in game for obvious reasons, but I think you should still be able to encounter them. Maybe if you try and capture a wild one it'll be like using a bike indoors, you'll get a message saying "No, the Professor already knows everything (s)he needs to know about this Pokemon".

    It Just Bugs Me: There isn't any Pokefusion (Fuselution?) in the games. There's already precedent for two Pokemon becoming one in the games (Slowpoke + Shelder = Slowbro) and a few others actually. 

    It Just Bugs Me: I want more branching evolutions.

    It Just Bugs Me: How do single gender 'mons breed? Do they all just fuck Ditto? Is THAT why Ditto exists? I just think that all One-Gendered Pokemon should have another Pokemon who is similar but distinct and of the opposite gender.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2011-07-17 18:38:46
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    >It Just Bugs Me: There isn't a Pokemon MMO, despite the concept being perfect for it!

    Nintendo, much less Game Freak, can't do online right. You really think they could pull off an MMO?

    And Pokefusion would be too much like Digimon.

    The rest can be answered via the TvTropes Fanon Dex.
  • DYREDYRE
    It Just Bugs Me: Shiny Mewtwo. If Mewtwo is a one of
    a kind clone of Mew, then how could a variant exist? Surely that'd make
    it Mewthree?

    Mewtwo obviously isn't one-of-a-kind, since you can trade with other people to get more than one of it.  And if you don't count that, then I don't see how a shiny version would even count as a variant.  If it's the only one, then that just happens to be its normal color scheme.  Or something.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Wild Mass Guess: Most pokemon evolve into a stronger being on trading, because in the past when pokemon were captured for food or used to trade amongst different species they would go through an evolutionary drive to enhance their power greatly, in an attempt to escape from the grasp of their new captors.

    It Just Bugs Me: Water/Fire is a good typing.
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    Actually Neo-Crimson, Gen 5 does Online Multiplayer very right.

    It Just Bugs Me: There is actually no way in the game to combine a Slowpoke and a Shellder to make Slowbro.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2011-07-17 19:03:00
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    The fanon dex (and some canon dex entries) has it that trade evolutions DO happen naturally, but they take forever. The trading process accelerates it.

    ^No 6-on-6 Flat Battles? The official name of one of your Pokemon setting off your own censor filter?
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    I didn't say it was perfect.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    It was a step back from last gen I would say.
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    Hellll no.

    Random wi-fi battles. Definitely not a step back.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Just accidentally turned the power off.

    Fuck.
  • CaptainFargleCaptainFargle
    edited 2011-07-18 00:00:05
    I've started a run of Pokemon Black. 

    My team?

    Watchog, Delibird, Fafetch'd, Furret, Raticate and Sunflora.

    Marshal is going to be hell. 

    I just cleared Pinwheel Forest. Holy fuck does Delibird suck donkey bollocks. The worst part? The little bastard is going to be my best hope against Ghetsis and his Hydreigon. Keeping it up with the rest of the team is a nightmare. Sunkern at least can use  Leech Seed and Grasswhistle to keep itself alive. 

    Beating Lenora's Watchog with your own Watchog is hella satisfying though. 

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Uhhhh...
  • CaptainFargleCaptainFargle
    edited 2011-07-18 01:52:08
    Exp. Share obtained. Keeping Santacular up with the rest of the team just got a lot easier. Am in desperate need of TM's that Delibird can actually learn. 

    It's moveset right now is Present, Thief and Rest. 
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    You traded, didn't you?
  • CaptainFargleCaptainFargle
    Traded eggs over as soon as I could. Everything has been raised from level 1 with no Egg Moves. 

    Also, it's now Present, Thief, Rest, Attract. 
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    http://imgur.com/a/5exqZ
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    lol
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