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TheConductor

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TheConductor
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  • TheConductor
    I'm homless and sleeping in a busstation. "Yaaaaaaaaaay".
    2013-06-21 17:30:13
    • Schitzo
      Schitzo
      If that's a serious post, good luck and godspeed, bro. Seriously.
      2013-06-24 02:55:40
  • TheConductor
    I find it funny (and suspicious) that the day I mention I feel like coming back properly, a whole bunch of people leave.
    2013-05-07 11:27:20
    • Stormtroper
      Stormtroper
      You know, not knowing why these things happen make me think I might be complicit.
      2013-05-07 12:49:28
    • Naas_Human
      Naas_Human
      Same here, more or less.
      2013-05-07 12:58:27
    • MadassAlex
      MadassAlex
      You guys (including Conductor) are completely innocent of anything to do with it. I'm not sure I'm in a position to provide a complete explanation yet or ever, but if it's cleared with the other remaining staff, then you'll get to know what's up.
      2013-05-07 13:02:32
    • Eelektross
      Eelektross
      It doesn't have anything to do with you, I'm sure.
      2013-05-13 11:16:17
    • Eelektross
      Eelektross
      It doesn't have anything to do with you, I'm sure.
      2013-05-13 11:16:18
  • TheConductor
    I miss this place. I should post more.
    2013-05-06 06:41:04
  • TheConductor
    People on this board used to LIKE me. Odd that
    2013-03-08 19:25:15
    • MadassAlex
      MadassAlex
      As far as I can observe, that hasn't changed. What's up?
      2013-03-08 21:39:11
    • Counterclock
      Counterclock
      As far as you can observe isn't a measurement for the amount of data you may actually have -_-
      2013-03-09 09:35:30
    • Naas_Human
      Naas_Human
      I think what Sir Mexican Pizza was trying to say was "well, I haven't noticed people acting as if they stopped liking you", and that's probably as much data as he can convey without doing an actual statistical study.
      2013-03-09 12:06:57
    • Eelektross
      Eelektross
      We...don't like you? Huh, news to me.
      2013-03-10 09:44:07
  • TheConductor
    Planning on doing a game of Dungeons and Dragons on Tumblr. If anyone thinks that'd be worth joining in on.
    2013-02-05 20:01:41
  • TheConductor
    Are people still pretending that My Little Pony is anything other than an aggressively average kids show?
    2013-01-19 11:17:33
    • MrW
      MrW
      It seems like it, yes.
      2013-01-19 13:32:44
    • InsanityAddict
      InsanityAddict
      Meh, the show was always okay at best, but the amount of fan content is off the charts. Is this another complaint about it getting shoved down your throat(because then I hope you're straight, because you must have a terribly lightweight gag reflex)? In all seriousness, I'll try to refrain from posting macros 'n shit outside the relevant thread.
      2013-01-19 16:44:42
    • dronepeanut
      dronepeanut
      i think it the show is overrated in some sense
      2013-01-19 17:33:56
    • Bastion
      Bastion
      As long as it annoys Juan? Yes.
      2013-01-19 20:30:06
    • TheConductor
      TheConductor
      I just find it really odd that there's this odd trend online of people taking really...bland kids shows and pretending that they're AMAZUNG. I'm thinking MLP, Adventure Time, Gumball, and urm...that one with the blue bird and his little raccoon friend.
      2013-01-20 15:22:44
    • InsanityAddict
      InsanityAddict
      The Regular Show. Also, don't forget Spongebob and Phineas & Ferb. It's that most of 'em have a sort of zany randomness and nods for older viewers next to plenty of shovelware. But BEST THING EVAR!!!11!!1 happens with everything. It's pretty easy to tune out.
      2013-01-20 18:25:47
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    2013-01-06 11:44:27
    • TheConductor
      TheConductor
      Tim Drake Robin is best Robin
      2013-01-06 11:45:08
  • TheConductor
    Wee! We're having arguments here that consist entirely of people throwing a bunch of stock phrases that no one using them actually understands. We're TVTropes now :D
    2012-11-02 14:13:03
    • All Nines
      All Nines
      I take it this is about the Team Ninja thread?
      2012-11-02 16:35:51
  • TheConductor
    I'm glad that all the absolute arseholes don't hang around here any more. But I'm sad that some really cool peeps don't
    2012-10-01 14:30:14
    • MadassAlex
      MadassAlex
      Yeah, we've lost some good folk in our time. That said, the aresholes we've disposed of were so colossal that it *almost* makes up for it. And by all that is holy, we've had some internet-grade arseholes here.
      2012-10-02 06:06:48
    • All Nines
      All Nines
      I'm also still sad that I didn't work harder to get rid of the assholes for most of my time as a mod, and held too tightly to the 3-strike system. But, hey, part of learning is making mistakes.
      2012-10-02 09:52:08
  • TheConductor
    We haven't had a banning for a while, have we? I'm back by the way.
    2012-09-14 20:01:06
    • ClockworkUniverse
      ClockworkUniverse
      Not since CP, I think.
      2012-09-15 01:58:53
    • Central Avenue
      Central Avenue
      Clearly the solution is to vote someone off, Survivor-style.
      2012-09-15 03:45:50
    • Schitzo
      Schitzo
      Welcome back!
      2012-09-15 03:56:07
    • Nova
      Nova
      And Schizo is our first nominee.
      2012-09-17 22:10:27
  • TheConductor
    BRB, going to hospital. Failed suicide attempt and such tralala
    2012-07-08 06:12:31
    • Nova
      Nova
      Uh... I hope you're alright, dude.
      2012-07-08 21:28:11
    • Crimson
      Crimson
      Jesus christ are you okay man?
      2012-07-09 00:40:03
    • Schitzo
      Schitzo
      ?! Feel better, dude. Seriously.
      2012-07-09 00:46:08
    • All Nines
      All Nines
      Well, shit. Hope you start feeling better soon.
      2012-07-09 15:33:19
    • TheConductor
      TheConductor
      Given certain events at home. Arron wont be online for a while. Thank you all for the concern, I will be sure to pass it on, it will probably mean a lot to him. ~TheConductor's Mother.
      2012-07-10 19:59:54
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      nuuuuuu~ with whom am i going to argue about shitty comics names now but yeah, hope you recuperate now, Conductor.
      2012-07-11 12:32:52
    • Malkavian
      Malkavian
      Oh man I can't believe I missed this. My best wishes to you, man.
      2012-07-12 03:36:47
    • MadassAlex
      MadassAlex
      All the best. Never gone through with it, but I know those feelings. Get well.
      2012-07-12 10:12:15
    • Stormtroper
      Stormtroper
      Get well soon, man.
      2012-07-13 07:19:34
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    2012-05-05 04:03:15
  • TheConductor
    Whatever happened to Ian?
    2012-04-25 05:34:16
    • MadassAlex
      MadassAlex
      Eaten by goblins. Or doing wisdom by taking time out for real life, one of the two.
      2012-04-25 05:41:05
    • glennmagusharvey
      glennmagusharvey
      I'm going with the goblins.
      2012-04-25 09:23:31
    • Forzare
      Forzare
      Pedophile goblins.
      2012-04-25 09:48:54
    • captainbrass
      captainbrass
      Either that, or his girlfriend insisted he spend more time visiting her.
      2012-04-25 12:22:46
    • ClockworkUniverse
      ClockworkUniverse
      It's not nice to call someone's girlfriend a pedophile goblin >:|
      2012-04-25 14:55:04
  • TheConductor
    Hasa Diga Eebowai!
    2012-04-13 19:27:40
  • TheConductor
    Wont be around for a while. Not paid internet bill.
    2012-03-27 06:03:37
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    2012-03-19 02:25:21
  • TheConductor
    Remember children, you do not have the "right" to post on a forum. Forums are the private property of their owners/their hosts. If the owners or hosts don't want you playing with their toy, then that's just tough.
    2012-02-25 00:23:09
    • Nova
      Nova
      too late man
      2012-02-25 00:56:03
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    2012-01-30 01:55:55
  • TheConductor
    I'd best change my avi! It's not Christmas any more.
    2012-01-30 01:55:13
  • TheConductor
    [MEMBER OF THIS FORUM] Is really starting to grate on me...Oh well.
    2011-12-29 20:02:57
    • RedEyedAbyss
      RedEyedAbyss
      Yeah, damn that being. Damn it to hell. (on a more serious note, if this is about who I think it is, then I concur)
      2011-12-29 20:21:48
    • LouieW
      LouieW
      Well, I suppose being able to deal with people who you find disagreeable is an important skill (as is being patient). Obviously that is easier said then done, but I feel like that kind of thing is a lot easier online where you can more easily avoid people.
      2011-12-29 22:32:03
    • Schitzo
      Schitzo
      Think I know what you mean. Probably why I haven't been posting here as often. I'm bored to death of this place already.
      2011-12-30 00:33:41
    • TheConductor
      TheConductor
      Abyss: Depends on who you think it is :P PM me if you wish. Louie: Oh it really is, for example, my boss at work is a total, total dick, but I have to put up with him cause I like money. Schitzo: It does seem to be collapsing a bit...
      2011-12-30 04:39:01
    • InsanityAddict
      InsanityAddict
      It's still the holiday period, thus bound to be a tad less crowded. And have you tried PM'ing the member about said behaviour, instead of this veiled callout nonsense? The cat will come out of the box eventually anyway, and it might save a lot of drama. Or at least make the drama blow over faster.
      2011-12-30 07:31:52
    • All Nines
      All Nines
      I'm with InsanityAddict; I can't say I'm much of a fan of keeping these things secret. But I think it would be good for me to know who this is, so may I be invited to the PM as well?
      2011-12-30 11:46:30
    • MadassAlex
      MadassAlex
      I think this sort of thing is distasteful, myself. Honesty would be better than implications.
      2011-12-30 12:50:32
    • RedEyedAbyss
      RedEyedAbyss
      @Everest: You're in.
      2011-12-30 12:58:58
    • All Nines
      All Nines
      Thanks.
      2011-12-30 13:07:43
    • LouieW
      LouieW
      I agree with Alex here. These kinds of grudges bug me, especially since they seem so pointless.
      2011-12-30 13:12:17
    • Stormtroper
      Stormtroper
      I agree with Alex. That, and it has the potential of having third parties feel they're the target.
      2011-12-30 13:52:51
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      I've already pointed out that these PMs are practically threads without them being in the main page. And if I didn't, I'll do it now.
      2011-12-30 15:41:25
    • All Nines
      All Nines
      I'm in agreement with the above sentiments, but I can't very well force people not to gossip, and I'm not sure it would be right to stamp out even the veiled discontent, even if it would be more efficient to come out with it. And I figure that, as a mod, it's one of my responsibilities to stay in the loop on who dislikes who, hence my asking to join the PM.
      2011-12-30 16:23:33
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    2011-12-01 13:39:44
  • TheConductor
    I have run out of vodka! and im oly kind of drunk! what ever shall i do/// helo nme IJBM, you are my only hopne!
    2011-10-29 17:42:44
    • Moerin
      Moerin
      Attempt autofellatio. Hopefully the alcohol will still be in your system, so it'll be just like drinking vodka all over again!
      2011-10-29 18:10:55
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      oh, you ejaculate the exact same thing you drink?
      2011-10-29 19:16:06
    • MadassAlex
      MadassAlex
      Only in Scotland.
      2011-10-29 20:02:49
    • Moerin
      Moerin
      The Scottish are, in fact, composed of 75% alcohol. It's what gives us our famous temperament.
      2011-10-30 12:52:26
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      >Get a scottish girlfriend >Perform oral sex on her all the time >Never pay for a single drop of alcohol in your life Now that's a plan.
      2011-10-30 18:55:35
  • AHR
    HISTORY>> 1,500 years under par A.D. 1034-1053: Scottish law allows one to become king by killing the current king, which results in Malcolm II's corpse ruling Scotland for nearly 20 years after he commits suicide. 1587-1596: In one of the longest and bloodiest battles of all time, Mary Queen of Scots is beheaded. 1765: Scotsman James Watt invents the modern day invention-- a useful process, machine, or improvement that did not previously exist. 1776: David Hume, the brilliant Scottish philosopher best known for his thorough and unassailable form of analytical skepticism, is swallowed whole by the loch ness monster. 1996: A Scottish scientist successfully clones a sheep in order to fulfill a lifelong sex fantasy.
    2011-10-09 10:44:39
  • AHR
    Scotland: England's Noisy Upstairs Neighbor Throughout its history, Scotland has upheld a long and proud tradition of not being England. Scotland is still often mistaken for its U.K. counterpart, however, forcing it to take steps to separate England's lack of identity from its own lack of identity. For instance, in order to distinguish their cuisine from England's bland combination of foods, the Scots began eating sheep's heart, liver, and lungs mixed with oatmeal. Attempting to distance their national sport of England's boring pastime of cricket, they invented golf. In an effort to distinguish their dialect from the affected accent of the english, the scots began speaking louder, and in an even more affected accent. Deeply ashamed that they were unable to escape international comparisons to overly effete England, the men of Scotland went through identity crisises and all began wearing dresses.
    2011-10-09 10:41:21
  • Malkavian
    Good news! I think Mark Waid's Daredevil has made me a fan!
    2011-09-22 23:55:46
    • MillerCross
      MillerCross
      You finally got some sense up your head.
      2011-09-23 00:16:04
    • Malkavian
      Malkavian
      I also still like Spice & Wolf, though. =P
      2011-09-23 00:23:42
    • TheConductor
      TheConductor
      MWAHAHAHAH! The Daredevil infects all!
      2011-09-23 03:39:55
  • TheConductor
    I wonder if Tnu will ever make a Sockpuppet? Hmmm
    2011-09-12 01:31:42
    • Counterclock
      Counterclock
      He's permabanned v_v His sockpuppet would get banned as well.
      2011-09-12 01:44:17
    • Noimporta
      Noimporta
      That never stopped Vivi.
      2011-09-12 05:57:13
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    2011-08-17 05:59:01
  • TheConductor
    Je vois que vous êtes devenu français, mon cher
    2011-06-28 04:37:10
  • Tnophelia
    Herroo Conductor!
    2011-03-01 18:17:21