Twilight

MadassAlex · 2011-07-11 19:30:52

In the best case scenario, that.

Or Buffy.

Or Belmont.

Why do all Vampire hunters have "B" names?

Tnu1138 · 2011-07-11 19:31:05

That's sort of the point all the vampires on the spedctrum seemed to either be too heroic or too villainous so IK wanted to create an Average Joe vampire. Like just your neighbor. T he point was to avert and subvert many common vampire tropes as well. I'm really fond of Magic Realism.

MillerCross · 2011-07-11 19:32:17

Because B is nothing but a D with a stake crossing it. :P

Counterclock · 2011-07-11 19:32:45

^ This.

Tnu1138 · 2011-07-11 19:35:30

kind of reminds me when I had trouble naming my Zubat. I settled for Dravarncil.

Vorpy · 2011-07-11 19:37:24

~~What the fuck happened to this conversation? Pseudo science fiction bullshit?~~

-deep breath-

Vampires....ugh. The amount of retarded analysis they get disappointing me.

MadassAlex · 2011-07-11 19:38:02

No, narrative discussion.

Counterclock · 2011-07-11 19:38:45

Vampyr.

Vorpy · 2011-07-11 19:40:19

My bad, retarded overanalysis.

Tnu1138 · 2011-07-11 19:40:29

I really miss the Archaic spelling.

MadassAlex · 2011-07-11 19:40:36

Danke.

Vorpy · 2011-07-11 19:41:13

Yacumete.

Tnu1138 · 2011-07-11 19:41:34

Upir.

Counterclock · 2011-07-11 19:42:48

We talked about Aliens too ^_^

Xenomorphs I mean.

Tnu1138 · 2011-07-11 19:43:32

I thougth we were talking about foreigners.

Vorpy · 2011-07-11 19:45:23

I know, I was there for Madass Alex's last wall of text for his Xenomorph's Alternative Alien Interpretation and Indifference to Predators and "Mary Sue Vampires are Boring" argument for Twilight and Dracula.

Tnu1138 · 2011-07-11 19:48:00

Meh Alien is such a Shivers ripoff.

MadassAlex · 2011-07-11 19:49:04

Alien is Dark Star beachball plus lots of H.P. Lovecraft.

Vorpy · 2011-07-11 19:49:08

But I shouldn't be annoyed by MadassAlex for liking things and disliking things for different reasons than me. They are good reasons. I just wish I didn't have this headache so I didn't find everything I read annoying.

Counterclock · 2011-07-11 19:53:17

Well, what are your reasons for liking Aliens?

Tnu1138 · 2011-07-11 19:53:21

Sorry to hear that Vorp. Vorp for some reason makes me think of a dinosaur.

MillerCross · 2011-07-11 19:53:51

All you need is love, Vorpy.

My love.

MillerCross · 2011-07-11 19:55:35

Also, just for the record...

Predator wins:

MadassAlex · 2011-07-11 19:56:21

They used the fail Alien costume.

IanExMachina · 2011-07-11 19:58:01

Wow I should have added this earlier:

Vampires in fiction are ok, but they really need to stop filling the horror sections with Vampire romance, that isn't horror it is borderline emo gothic angsty immortal romance.

Counterclock · 2011-07-11 19:58:20

Why do the predators win though?

If you take Alien 1.

Alien > Humans.

and in Predator 1.

Human > Predator.

MillerCross · 2011-07-11 20:00:13

I meant the Poker match.

MadassAlex · 2011-07-11 20:01:12

Alien doesn't use eyes for sight, therefore it is aware of Predator's cards.

-smug grin-

Counterclock · 2011-07-11 20:02:11

I'm going to bed, ~~Screw you Juan, <3~~

MillerCross · 2011-07-11 20:03:32

But the Predator has a better poker face. Therefore it wins.

You can't beat this logic.

@Clocky: Oh, I'm sure you'll do that. ;3

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