What's a Pirate's Favorite kind of Video Game? (the official IJBM bad puns thread)

All Nines · 2011-04-30 22:46:51

Which disease do you catch from birds?

Chirp-es. But don't worry; it's tweetable.

Tnu1138 · 2011-04-30 22:47:37

Dude Not Funny.

LouieW · 2011-04-30 22:50:49

Komodin,
... That was too obvious.

Hey, I thought the answer was going to be point and click adventure games since Monkey Island is one of those (I am actually not joking, believe or not).

All Nines · 2011-04-30 22:51:47

^^ But making jokes about mentally retarded prostitutes is perfectly fine? ~~Well, the answer to that is yes, of course, but that's neither here nor there.~~

Tnu1138 · 2011-04-30 22:54:02

no i'm just saying it's not funny. also I have to agree with Komodin it was an obvious joke.

All Nines · 2011-04-30 22:56:48

Eh. I thought it was funny. Let's try another.

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

Tnu1138 · 2011-04-30 22:57:28

ok now that was good.

DonZabu · 2011-04-30 23:09:49

What do you call the stink that emanates from a whiskey-drinker's mouth during a divorce hearing?

Stillness of breath.

Icalasari · 2011-04-30 23:37:19

What is a whale's favourite song?

Come Whale Away

nohaynicklibre · 2011-05-01 07:16:32

What has 8 legs and makes a woman scream?

Gang rape

Trash_Vortex · 2011-05-01 07:26:21

^ I'd be outraged, but I know you're trolling for shock, booo.

What's a pirate's favourite Bruce Willis film?

Nova · 2011-05-01 07:31:33

Oi.

You might be trolling for shock, but I'll thank you not to joke about thing like that.

Komodin · 2011-05-01 07:36:40

^^ Die Harrrrrrd.

Trash_Vortex · 2011-05-01 07:38:35

or Arrrrrmaggedon

nohaynicklibre · 2011-05-01 07:39:42

Okay, I'll take my rape jokes to the thread in Yack Fest

"Knock knock"
"Yes?"
"I'm James"
"Hello James, why didn't you use the doorbell?"

Nova · 2011-05-01 07:43:27

Thank you.

Why didn't James use the doorbell?

Trash_Vortex · 2011-05-01 07:46:59

We have a thread for rape jokes in Yack Fest? TV Tropes has gone downhill...

Komodin · 2011-05-01 07:52:53

No, we don't.

nohaynicklibre · 2011-05-01 07:53:00

It's called "The overuse of cliched racial jokes" or something like that because it used to be an IJBM thread. It's for offensive jokes in general.

Nova · 2011-05-01 07:53:12

For jokes you know will be offensive.

ninja'd

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-01 09:44:14

Why did the virgin like cats so much?

~~Because he was a furry.~~

Komodin · 2011-05-01 10:07:35

Why did the virgin like cats so much?

Free puss-? *shot*

Vorpy · 2011-05-01 13:35:46

What is 12″ long and makes a woman moan all night?

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-01 14:02:40

You are burning in Hell for that, Vorpy. You know that, right?

(Still doesn't stop it from being the first funny joke in this thread.)

Icalasari · 2011-05-01 14:11:50

^^ Yep, my sense of humour is evil. Oh well, at least it means I laughed

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-01 14:14:30

I don't get it Vorpy.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-01 14:22:12

All Nines · 2011-05-01 14:31:25

Damn it, I just got one from a friend, but it would cross the line. ;_;

Oh well. Posted it to "The overuse of cliched racial jokes".

Vorpy · 2011-05-01 14:32:08

^

heh heh heh

All Nines · 2011-05-01 14:33:38

I might use Shino as my avatar again if I get bored of Homura. But Homura is fucking awesome, so that won't be any time soon.

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