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Horchata is best :DDDDDD
Just remembered I didn't even get out of bed til 1 PM today, so I probably won't be going to sleep for a while.
Damn, I was doing really well about that.
Go gender equality?
Funny enough, even though I tend to indulge in a bit of shipping sometimes myself, I don't care about shipping in Homestuck at all.
I like to think that Hussie intentionally tried to annoy people who hate shipping through throwing shippers a bone, when he thought of the "quadrants" and the entire system of troll romance in all it's glorious bullshit. But even though that would fit to him, I think I would give him way too much credit.
Could be worse.
I tend to judge celebrities based on the way tbey type on social sites. If someone turns out to be an illiterate idiot, I immediately lose half of my respect for them.
Sucks, man.
Hey Glenn watch this
Obscene materials?
...nevermind, I should lrn2ggl
I don't think those are necessarily related. You can be smart and enjoy silly internet humor.
Man, London's gotta work hard if they want to top this
I saw a bottle of Gingko Biloba herbal extract pills saying that they help memory and alertness.
It said 120 MG.
Well no wonder people spend so much money on herbal supplements. These things are measured in Mega-Gabens.
i am
famous
y halo thar punchinello?
Good news: Got a job.
Bad News: My CV's barren and it has another guy's name at the end because I forgot to edit that out. Hope that doesn't matter because, well, they said the job was mine.
Meanwhile I apparently have managed to quit my horrible job, mostly due to asshatery from management.
Okay, best moments of the Olympics Ceremony so far:
>Huge cuban flag bearer waving the flag with just one hand
>Fiji's turn, background music changes to the Bee-Gees
>British commentators saying Liberia is good at long run and civil war
>Independent Olympic Athletes having the time of their lives
>Learning China made a country just to participate in the Olympics
>Huge Spanish black guy wearing a pink wig
>Lovely Turkish, Guamanian, Jordanian, and Djiboutian flag bearers
Spent £60 on Batman toys today, for my brother. Got him a Batman, a Robin, a Batmobile, a Joker and a Killer Croc.
For the love of...
No, grandma, I will not help you put up the umbrella when a storm is forecasted, because it may break the umbrella and the table the umbrella goes into. You know, like LAST time
No, don't you fucking dare slam doors and be pissed off at me. I'm not helping because I don't want you to lose your umbrella and/or table
Gah!
...And it didn't storm at all
How the hell do the weather reporters keep getting it wrong?
Eelektross: Pictures with nudity.
I had comic books with boobs in them.
troll mode commence
Blah. I'm trying to recreate the farm, town, and mountain from Harvest Moon SNES in Minecraft
None of the bloody walk through walls codes work (they either don't work at all or flip the hell out), which is making mapping the town REALLY hard
>wake up feeling like Bruno Mars
>parents on vacation, laundry has been stockpiling because no desire to engage with house-sitting stoner brother, recycle that stuff because the only other options are commando, Borat mankini or joke gift thong
>skip dinner because too lazy to do food shopping in rain-go out for nummies in the worst of the downpour and arrive at supermarket just as it closes, even though 3 minutes from home
>go late to housewarming because rain won't stop
>is in decommissioned highschool building because anti-squat racketeering is rife in a town with too few student residences(these companies get munnies from both the owners and the students-the latter can easily be tossed out due to lenient contract termination terms)
>combo booze, energy drink and unknown substance that sorta looks like calcium tablets
>only concern is how long it will be detectable in blood and urine tests, because of interference with medicine experiment munnies
>New Year's Eve sleepover emo dudette back from Korea be there, complains about BF so break-up catalyst modo engaged
>she gonna be helping me shift empty beerbottle stash to supermarket cos 'nothing better to do Saturday noon'
>learn old vague acquintance from weeaboo minor has gone into the Gender Studies-as-subject-thus-social-justice phase, engage concern troll modo when returned to mi casa since sleep is out of the question with whatever cocktail of body-wrecking stuff is in veins, her FB turns out to have sensible privacy settings
>post rambling story to IJBM until sleep sets in
Well, at least it's a bit better than tossing it into the Facebook feed
Also,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M95S2R5TWQ
Sounded kinda interesting until the top vids for said music had gory executions set to it.
IJBM: What Blogspot's editor shows you and what your post will actually look like aren't always the same thing.
>Dad brings in huge boxes of stuff
>Great, now he wants me to become a professional juggler or something in addition to all this schoolwork
>Boxes are full of all the birthday presents I never got from age 3-16
>He's been getting me presents all these years and my mom hid them away since he's always so busy with work that he gave them to her
>That feeling you get when your mom hates every fiber of your being.
that
what
that is horrible
again.
tumblr's good for blogging as well as silliness
^^^ Wow dude. she's a big bag of dicks ain't she