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  • FractionalminnFractionalminn
    I am God, and all other gods are my imagery. I gave birth to myself. I am millions of forms excreating; eternal; and nothing exists except through me; yet I am not them - they serve me.

    Cato coffee mug

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!

    Cato sounds like an spanglish word.


    Also I kinda don't want to watch the movie I'm downloading because I would have to change my ebin spurdo avatar :DDDD

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Cato institute is awesome when they stay out of economy.

  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    edited 2012-07-28 16:26:03
    (void)

    I think Cato is a reference to the Roman politician who ended unrelated speeches with "Ceterum censeo Carthaginem delendum esse"("Finally, I believe that Carthage must be destroyed.").


    EDIT: Actually, it's a reference to some Revolutionary War-era letters that are themselves a reference to the other Roman politician with the same name.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    I’m seriously thinking of writing fanfic


    next person to come in, tie me up and avoid that from happening gets my two copies of Finder


    so yeah alk come in and bail me

  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)

    Fanfic of what, Juan?

  • FractionalminnFractionalminn
    edited 2012-07-28 20:02:28
    I am God, and all other gods are my imagery. I gave birth to myself. I am millions of forms excreating; eternal; and nothing exists except through me; yet I am not them - they serve me.

    mlp:fim obviously


     


     


    erryone knows juan ships trixie/twilight

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Avengers and Doctor Who, Poni.

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    Crossover?

  • FractionalminnFractionalminn
    I am God, and all other gods are my imagery. I gave birth to myself. I am millions of forms excreating; eternal; and nothing exists except through me; yet I am not them - they serve me.

    Slashfic obviousl-


     


    I'll stop now.


     


    I think I like it here. It's nice to see people I haven't seen in a while.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Back home bit-


    (sees Juan's post)


    I leave for one week and this shit happens.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2012-07-28 20:41:28
    You can change. You can.

    You turned your back and I wrecked your world


    Save me! I'm being possessed by Darkseid! The God Of Fanfic!



     Crossover? 



    Yeah. Basically, the Doctor decides to take his companions to Earth 616 and he meets the founding Avengers.


    I just want the Doctor, Banner, Pym and Stark broing it up, really. They are all scientists with lots of emotional baggage so why not right

  • BastionBastion
    smote

    Shipping is the anti-life equation...


    Hey Juan, up for homuhomu time or samurai battles or something?

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    i'll bring the gigantic sword and the sacrifical victims for toshi

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    For some reason, it took me my second reading of The Sound and the Fury to figure out that Jason is a tremendous asshole. Not sure how that works. And all the supplemental stuff, up to and including the blurb on the back cover, describes him as a "brutal cynic." No, he's an asshole. Like seriously, what kind of asshole calls his own niece a slut and then steals money from her and torments her by calling her a liar about the stealing? I'm glad she ran off with the money. Fuck that dude. 

  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    I was two days without computer...and I wrote the introduction of a story I had brewing in my head since 2009...Computers are evil.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I really, really should not have let my parents find out about my blog. My dad is currently going over it with a fine-toothed comb as if it were an English essay I'd turned in and pointing out every little thing he would have phrased slightly differently. I asked him what he thought of the actual content and he said he hadn't paid any attention to it and will have to read it again before commenting on that -_-
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    ...

  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    Huh?

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    The worst part: half of the errors he's pointing out were introduced when my mom was editing it because he wouldn't allow me to post it before she did so.
  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Maybe he's a grammar dude?

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    He is; he was an English teacher before he was a lawyer. But still -_-
  • KrakenKraken

    Juah: Actually just yesterday I was reading Exiles and imagining an arc where the team meets "the Professor", who has the ability to die twelve times and return each time with a new face, some of whom resemble Xavier, Magneto, Peter Parker, Hank Pym, Strange, and Amadeus Cho.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    That hardly makes sense, CU.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    What about it?
  • NovaNova
    edited 2012-07-28 21:21:59
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Your father.


    That is, he hardly makes sense.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Ah. No argument here.
  • FractionalminnFractionalminn
    I am God, and all other gods are my imagery. I gave birth to myself. I am millions of forms excreating; eternal; and nothing exists except through me; yet I am not them - they serve me.

    In my experience, fathers do have nonsensical tendencies.


     


    But I only have one, and that's an insufficient sample size.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Clearly you must get him to hook up with another dude. To broaden your samples.

  • FractionalminnFractionalminn
    I am God, and all other gods are my imagery. I gave birth to myself. I am millions of forms excreating; eternal; and nothing exists except through me; yet I am not them - they serve me.

    He did admit to "experimenting" when he was younger...


     


     


    And it's not like he's done all that well with any of his wives.

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