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  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    my gums are swollen and they hurt and I can barely open my mouth



    ijbm wat do
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    don't open your mouth


    duh

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    this is problematic because



    i may or may not be dehydrated



    need water and unfortunately osmosis is not an option
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    drink it with your nose

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    of course



    you are right
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I was going to suggest drinking through a straw, but from what I remember, that can cause  the blood clot in the tooth to fall out.


    So, I dunno. Dunk your head in a sink of water and start swallowing. Barely need to open your mouth at all for that.


    Or you could just suck it up and drink normally.

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    >get to Ganon's Castle


    >run through Spirit Temple


    >can't get past the sun part


    >realize I have to get Fire Arrows


    >go to Lake Zora


    >fire like 12 arrows into the sun before figuring out you have to shoot it in the morning


    >mfw I suck at Zelda

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person
    How does a person suck at Zelda? Like how does that even work?
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    You suck at Zelda by... failing at life.


    Or just not being very good at the game.

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person
    I mean the worst parts of the game is when it doesn't give you a clear idea where to go next, but aside from that nothing in the games is terribly hard.
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    On the topic of Zelda, I played through...a rather large potion of A Link to the Past (which I've done before, but I've never actually beaten it) but then my DS battery ran out and I can't find the charger. >_>

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Well, I made Spirit Tracks physically unwinnable once. Does that count?

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    how

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    i couldn't beat ALttP because i got quite impatient.

  • MrWMrW

    Funny that this conversation is going on, because the Zelda Symphony was last night.

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    One of the puzzles in the Blizzard temple opens a door that locks again if you die in the tiny segment after it, and can't be reopened.

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    The most important thing to remember is to buy a Green Potion at the end of the game, no matter how tempting a Red Fairy looks.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    well you are quite magical in your failures, alice


    you hafta recognize that

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    @Juan:

    i couldn't beat ALttP because i got quite impatient.
    I got stuck on Ganon last time I played through.


    Fortunately it was long enough ago that I actually don't remember most of the puzzles and stuff, but still, I've got a vague idea of where everything is and thus am blazing through the game extremely quickly.


    Or, I was, until I ran out of power.

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    When I was a kid I thought Ganondorf was Ganon's son.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    ugh i'm getting TDKR spoilers everywhere


    why must i have discovered the internet


    asshats


    all of them and all of you


    i blame you for this as well

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    Somehow I've more or less avoided spoilers thusfar (and I only have a couple hours until I see the movie now).

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    What bugs me's that that most of them are things that I totally called. Thankfully, nobody has told me anything about Bane. Ah well.

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Bane is Zombie Thomas Wayne.

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    > make plans to see batman movie with family
    > brother is still in bed, doesn't want to go
    > movie postponed until sunday (despite at least 50-50 chances of brother pulling this shit again)


    I wish I could say this was the first time this had happened...

  • ninjaclownninjaclown

    That Furry movie was weird.


    ^Go by yourself.

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    I'd rather not.


    And my dad agreed that if my brother does this again on Sunday the two of us will just go without him. Mostly I'm just annoyed how stupid the whole situation with my brother is.

  • ninjaclownninjaclown

    Is there any reason he won't leave the bed?

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
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    According to the Storm Prediction Center in Norman, Okla., there is “potential for a widespread damaging wind event/derecho” on Thursday afternoon and evening stretching from roughly Cincinnati to Hartford. Some 32 million people will be in the path of the storm, including those in and around New York City. Derechos can pack straight-line winds of hurricane force (74 mph) or greater, causing extensive damage and lingering power outages.




    guys



    if I die



    tell juan



    he sucks
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!

    Can I tell him even if you don't die?

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