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>So how the fuck do I shave properly?
You know your adam's apple?
"Quickly drag the blade of the razor across your Adam's apple. Make sure the edge of the blade touches your flesh in order to do it right."
This is why I love imageboards.
What did I explicitly tell you not to do. >:<
You brought it to my attention, which is what I was thanking you for.
YOUNG LADY YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE YOUR THANKS AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE ITMy mouse's scroll wheel seems to be going. I don't like this.
I have an old mouse whose scroll wheel brushes up against its frame, causing it to be periodically (literally periodically) sticky (as in hard to turn without pressing the middle/scroll-wheel button itself).
Ah, that reminds me:
IJBM: my mouse's scroll wheel lets me scroll horizontally as well by pushing it to the side a bit, but my monitor is wide enough that I pretty much never need to scroll horizontally. It feels like a wasted feature.
The worst scroll mouse I ever used was Apple's "Mighty Mouse", which came with a school computer I used to use.
It had a tiny little ball instead of a scroll wheel, so it could supposedly do 2-dimensional scrolling, but any time the smallest bit of dirt got in there the thing would stick and stop scrolling altogether and I'd have to blow it out with compressed air to get it to work. And eventually the downward scrolling just broke altogether.
My mom has one of those, but I don't think she knows how to use a scroll wheel, so it doesn't bother her :P
Okay, I just need to nudge it to the left a little bit. I think that's how I was doing it before.
You ever do something like that? Change the way you do something without noticing it until later?
All the time. For example...
Um.
I can't actually think of one right now, but I definitely do it.
^ What he said.
fuck you pagetopper, you're not my real dad
What should an anthropomorphism of Amazon.com look like?
A little talking square on two legs colored black and orange.
Some variant of nerdy reading person.
So, I'm reading 52 and when did booster gold turn into a grade a douchebag
They explain it. Dun worry.
they better do cuz booster's (or was) best bro
I went to the girl's birthday party. Her friends and I made a cake shaped like boobs - not my idea, but I was happy to contribute. She found it delightful.
After, she sat on my lap, her arms draped around my shoulders, and told me about what she was planning to do now that she was single, mentioning "working on herself" and spending more time with her friends. After I asked her about what "working on herself" meant, she told me some very personal stuff. Even though I couldn't do much to solve her problems, I liked listening to her, and encouraged her to talk more, which seemed to help.
TALK THE SHIT OUT OF HER HTAAER!
-ahem-
Good job, Hatter. Just keep talking to her and keep hanging out with her.
Oh, 60s.
I'd love it if DC would let me write Booster Gold, I'd make it a lot like Doctor Who.
I'd love it if DC would let me write The Question, I'd make it a lot like Sherlock.
It was nice talking to her. I was a little pissed when her roommate walked in, but I didn't show it.
It was also awkward, because when she got off my lap her butt twisted my balls.
Oh god, the pain.
PAIN IS GOOD. SEX IS BETTER.
ok, I'm sorry if I'm pressuring you, Hatter, but yeah. I'm glad you're having fun. Stick with it.
What. ...What.
BOOOOOORING
What is more awkward is that you feel the need to share such details with us.
Since I'm in a committee I'm required to be at AGMs, and I don't have the patience for that, especially not on five desserts' worth of sugar. Luckily, I have a computer, so I only have to pay cursory attention to the proceedings.
^^^ wat
guys guys guys
flat whats are not as funny as you seem to think they are