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  • But you never had any to begin with.

    It's not  meant to be funny!

  • They're somethin' else.

    Oh god, look who's telling us this XD

  • You can change. You can.

    elaborate, please

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Just further proof that I am completely validated in staying away from homestuck and its batshit fandom.

  • They're somethin' else.

    I've seen you use flat whats several times, and at least twice a forum page, good sir.

  • You can change. You can.

    I only used it once recently and I freely admit I did it to stall in order for a certain other someone to post something more...repliable.

  • They're somethin' else.

  • Well, fuck, I'm an idiot who lost an important class today.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    >Just had an argument with a Final Fantasy Fan


    >Persona gets brought up


    >Friend asks 'if Persona is so much better why isn't it as popular'?


    And that's when I bludgeoned him to death with his own PS3 your honor.

  • edited 2012-01-25 20:58:24

    Seems like a major overreaction to a perfectly valid question.



    ^_^

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Yes, your honor. After that I did travel to Australia to kill someone else, but did you see what he typed on IJBM?

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Count your days, Legionnaire, for they are few.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    There are two types of opponents in an argument.


    Those who are open-minded to considering your opposing viewpoint, and those who are in it just to spout their own opinions.

  • edited 2012-01-25 21:35:53

    ^^Oh please. Could you even afford to fly over here and attempt to murder me messily?

  • You can change. You can.

    You don't know what will can do, man.


    He once swam all over the pacific to hit someone in the face

  • He couldn't swim here. He'd have to get by Australia's oceans first.

  • edited 2012-01-25 21:41:43
    No rainbow star

    ^^ I heard that a martian insulted him, so he went back in time and wiped them all out, which is why there are no aliens on Mars

  • You can change. You can.

    He couldn't swim here. He'd have to get by Australia's oceans first.



    i'm sure he'd pull an aquaman and befriend the sharks.

  • Sharks are nowhere near the deadliest thing in our oceans.

  • You can change. You can.

    then he'll befriend the JELLYFISH! AND THE MANTAS! EVERYTHING!


    Malk was always a friend of the animals, anyway.


    by which i mean, zoophilliac.

  • Ewwwwwww


    I'd like to see him befriend a box jellyfish. They don't even have intelligence. They just float around on the waves, writhing masses of death and pain, their only purpose to fuck shit up.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Just add starlight breaker

  • I don't know what the hell that is


    But the internet tells me it's Magical Girl related

  • edited 2012-01-25 22:24:15
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    It's used to befriend people.  It is highly effective at that.


    It also hurts.  A lot.

  • So if Malk hits me in the face with it, I'll become his friend?

  • No rainbow star

    Anybody else ever have bad rp habits in an rp (whether tabletop or casual), but don't care because it's fun?


     


    Hell, one on going one I have with a friend has broken the fourth wall enough times that we went fuck it and pretended that the characters are just actors for our (horrible, horrible) rp, with trailers and everything

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    ^^I am going to BEFRIEND THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. 


    And then look through your mail slot to wish you a good night.

  • edited 2012-01-25 22:49:10

    Well if we get anime weapons, I'd like to present my counter.



    (The 1920x1080 one I wanted to use wouldn't post)

  • No rainbow star

    ^^


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