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  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    I'd really appreciate that.


    And that goes for everyone else, too >.>

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I'm so confused


     


    how does this work

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2012-01-16 00:13:50
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Basically, the links at the bottom of a "branch" post go to the next part of the story, starting with Alan doing what's in the text of the link. You can post on any "branch" to suggest other actions for him, thus creating a new branch.

    The text at the start of every branch but the "root" (the first branch) is the log of actions up to that point. 

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Aha!

    I can so do this

  • DonZabuDonZabu

    I remember stuff like that way back on the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki:


    http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Super_Adventure

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Yeah, I'm far from the first person to have the idea.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Fuck I forgot about infinite tree
  • ninjaclownninjaclown

    I remember these at Uncyclopedia or good ol Choose Your Own Adventure, this sounds interesting.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Right. Just posted the 100th branch, and I have like 20 suggestions to follow up on, so I'm going to sleep now.

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    Man what a full day of internet drama


    Homophobia, bigotry, idiocy, ragequits and SWAG#, all in the last eight hours!


    Not on TvTropes btw

  • StormtroperStormtroper

    Finally, I managed to do this:


     



     


    And it only took 261 attempts.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    I watched that video because Touhou music.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    My little brother is sleeping over tonight. It's his twelfth birthday.

    He was meant to have a sleepover with his friends, but one of his friends bailed on him, and his other friend went home for lunch and never came back.

    So I bit my tongue and agreed to play Mass Effect with him.

    Fuck, I suck at this game.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    edited 2012-01-16 08:25:16

    ^^ I know, right?


     


    Also, does anybody know if there could be a problem if I were to delete Windows Error Reporting files? (Or for that matter, if they actually use up a noticeable amount of drive space.)


     


    Edit: Nevermind, it's not.

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    ^^ Pfft. Also, his friends don't sound very charming.


     


    Meanwhile, I've spent the last two hours (nearly) defucking my iTunes. First it was just synching up my iPhone, then restoring it, then trying to find all of my music, then fixing up my music, then trying to figure why it wouldn't sync, then googling it, then downloading OSTs that were, for some stupid reason, encrypted (and I'm not allowed to decrypt for some reason).

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    It takes so loooong to aim the sniper rifle
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2012-01-16 10:04:21
    Has friends besides tanks now

    It's okay, Cygan. I sucked at Mass Effect, too. Part of why I returned it and never looked back.


    EDIT: I love all these Skyrim jokes Periphery are making on their Facebook page.


    EDIT: I hate, however, that the Vampire game I'm in over at Giant in the Playground is moving so slowly. Most of the people there seem to be in different time zones, and for the most part, they're only posting once every couple of days. Not to mention most of them can't be bothered to use proper grammar and punctuation. I'm especially bummed out since I saw another game with a recruiting thread. This one was a crossover, had more people, had more active people, and had people who actually type properly. :<

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2012-01-16 11:09:25
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    ^^The shotgun is better in that regard. As is the pistol. And biotics.


    ^Yeah, should've warn you. I've been in RPs there before, and I don't think I've ever actually seen one work out for any length of time.

  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now

    Yeah. This isn't the first I've tried to join that didn't work out for me.


    I didn't know you had a GitP account, though. That's cool. Anyone else? Wanna start a movement to actually get games off the ground?


    Also, I should get an avatar besides Shizuo for over there. Hmm . . .

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2012-01-16 11:10:51
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Sorry, I haven't been there since I was 14, and I have no intention of going back.

  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now

    Ah.


    Yeeaah . . . truth be told, I'm about done with the place myself. But what happened that convinced you to leave? For me, it's the lack of people who can hold games I'm interested in and how their sperging over D&D rules often leads to condescension.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    For me, it was more that when I was 15, I realized that I'd been an idiot when I was 14, and didn't really want to stay around where people knew me when I was 14.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    Still debating whether I should get Skyrim for PS3 or not...


  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    From what I've heard, that's the least stable version.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    So since neither of my PCs can handle, no Skyrim for me then.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Well, I'm pretty sure it works, and the issues that set in after dozens of hours on a single file might even be patched by now. I dunno, I don't have it.


    If that's literally the only version you can get, get it.

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!

    Yesterday when I was trying to sleep I got the wonderful idea of going into Random Deviations in deviantArt, redrawing them in MsPaint and then post it in a thread here

  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.

    Do you want to own a light up (It has a 'soft reverent glow') crystal model of the Twin Towers wrapped in an US flag?
    Yours for under $100! 


    :s

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Ew.


    And it says "we will never forget" on it. Yes, that's pretty much what the attackers were going for.

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue

    Available in 4 installments of $24.99 US
    I shouldn't find this as amusing as I do.

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