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^...I'm not seeing your point
pokebestiality
The point still stands, though
porn would be ten times more horrifying.
...Still failing to see your point
Well, this sure is a fucked-up conversation, huh.
What is?
I know. -_-
Uh, let's think of another aspect of Pokemon being real.
Pokemeat! What Pokemon would be killed and eaten? (BTW this is canon: Cherrim are at least really eaten)
I'm hankerin' for some Slowpoke myself.
Caught a Deino, and named it Laharl. Evolved it into a Zweilous. Now I have to train it for 14 more levels until it evolves into something useful. Yaaaaaayyyyyy.
^ Don't forget that the Hydreigon line belongs to the Slow experience group.
Have fun!
Guys
what should I name my Gengar?
I caught a Braviary
Named him Washington
If Pokemon were real I'd be a vegetarian.
Not really thinking I'd enjoy Farfetch'd wings as much as chicken wings.
Male: Ammitty
Female: Belle
Hey ya never know. Farfetch'd might be good braised in peanut sauce and served with carrots.
mmm...carrots
>chicken wings
>peanut sauce
ur doin it rong
Hey, Farfetch'd probably taste more like ducks.
I tend to forget that people even eat duck.
They're mentioned somewhere as being rare due to overhunting, so that's not surprising.
I honestly find it rather strange that people eat Pokemon in canon. I guess it's not that weird objectively speaking, but you get used to seeing them as companions so much that they look weird as a food source.
Hey guys, whaddaya think Lillipups taste like?
I bet back in the day, cowboys used to tell Indian (not the New Delhi kind) folk-tales to each other on the campfire while roastin Lillipups. To this day, maybe even crazy hobos still get some of the ol' Lillipup when they can.
It's a dog-eat-dog world out there.
Some people keep pigs as pets, y'know.
I know.
Honestly I don't really eat meat aside from chicken, so I guess that probably has something to do with it.
There are chicken Pokemon.
Yeah, but they're rare and probably endangered, so
Also, they're on fire.
Anyhow, started a blind Nuzlocke of White 2. Haven't done much yet, though. (Met Bianca and caught a Patrat, that's it.)
Zoroark can make itself look like a human and speak human langauges flawlessly
Couldn't someone end up dating a Zoroark and never know it, assuming that their boy/girlfriend just has issues with being touched (Not sure if its illusion can make even the physical touch of Zoroark feel different or not. Probably, considering attacks like Tickle should otherwise dispell Illusion if Zoroark was, say, a Wailord. "...Did my Pokemon just melt into that Wailord to tickle it?")
According to Bulbapedia
So as long as you don't actually do damage to the Zoroark, it could potentially look human forever. All it would take would be damage caused by another living being to take it out of its illusion.
So that would be interesting
Heck, remember the legend in Sinnoh that states humans are Pokemon that took off the skin?
What if that's backwards?
What if humans are Pokemon that left on the skin - Zoroark that used Illusion - and eventually forgot the illusion altogether, eventually gaining a mutated form of Illusion that locked them into the human shape even in the womb?
In short, WMG humans darwinian evolved from Zoroark