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"May I eat them?" asked George But Not That One.
"Yes, you may," replied Store Brand Kazoku.
So George But Not That One began to eat the first box of packing peanuts. After eating the first box, George But Not That One opened the second box, and discovered that it contained packing peanuts and a portrait of Bill Frist. So George But Not That One ate the Frist box of packing peanuts too.
It seems profound and mysterious to me.
Fortran actually presses start and riches
v. intr.
To rapidly and loudly gain money while flashing all sorts of pretty colors. This is characterized by only taking place when one pushes start.
a xylophone is fine too
Cause I know there's nothing left
Don't be afraid, there's no need to worry
Cause my feelings for you are still strong
Hold me in your arms and never let me go
Hold me in your arms cause I need you so
I can see it in your eyes, there is something, something you wanna tell me
I see it in your eyes, there is something that you hide from me
Is there a reason why there is something, something you wanna tell me
I see it in your eyes, there is something that you hide from me
Hold me in your arms and never let me go
Hold me in your arms cause I need you so
I can see it in your eyes, there is something, something you wanna tell me
I see it in your eyes, there is something that you hide from me
Is there a reason why there is something, something you wanna tell me
I see it in your eyes, there is something that you hide from me
Especially when you touch my breast
I like the way that you touch me
Your chinchin makes me kimochii
Just put your dick into my mouth
I'll make it go in and out
When you're fucking me from behind
I must confess that I will whine
When you make me stifle a moan
My hips will be moving on their own!
When you cum all over my face
Soon, right after, I'll feel your loving embrace
This love that I do feel
Just for your cock inside my rear
When I swoon, boom, boom, you go bam, bam, bam
No pause between, come on, let's jam
This feeling of my brother's cock
I must say
It rocks my socks
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
Without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights
Thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
But now you're back
From outer space
I just walked in to find you here
With that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me
Go on now go walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
But as long as I know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my love to give
And I'll survive
I will survive
It took all the strength I had
Not to fall apart
Though i tried hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart
The pieces of my broken heart
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me
Somebody new
I'm not that chained up little girl
Who fell in love with you
And so you felt like dropping in
And just expect me to be free
But now I'm saving all my loving
For someone who's loving me
Go on now go walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
And as long as I know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
And I'll survive
I i i will survive
Go on now go walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
And as long as I know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my love to give
And I'll survive
I will survive
I will survive... !
lolololol Samus vs. Ridley
Ridley only touches your breast when he wants to kill you.
being a secret agent of the galactic government (and being inelegant while doing so)
being an astronaut
using mini-mechs to fight strange beasts, undertake rescue missions, perform airshows for audiences, and catch fish
doing programming work for a space station
dragging one's boyfriend into high-flying adventures involving airplanes and international politics
operating being a submarine
pledging to destroy the world (and dragging in this random schmuck who can help you do just that)
saving a fantasy world by rescuing its goddess from the clutches of a villain (or not quite that)
stopping a war between nature and humanity
fighting the oppression of evil robots
uncovering the unscrupulous efforts of mad scientists
being a military commander in charge of a training recruits and conducting a special forces mission
saving one's parents from noxious magical transformations
unknowingly being a god
joining one's fellow dragons to become the defense force for one's world
conducting local politics and accidentally recruiting a savior while trying to escape ancient ruins
playing betting games that involve large amounts of arcane rules (and some cheating)
hunting youmu
fighting against an ancient conspiracy and their...vintner
conquering humanity to punish them for pollution
being a talented musician...and a horrible slob
entertaining audiences
defying the authorities in order to entertain audiences
defeating otherworldly beings while entertaining audiences
bringing small-town charm to interplanetary politics (or bringing interplanetary politics to a sleepy seaside town)
learning to be a bugler
yes.
I know right?