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  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    But one day, George But Not That One was visiting a family friend, named Store Brand Kazoku.  When they were at Store Brand Kazoku's house, Store Brand Kazoku had just finished selling thirty sea cucumber souls all named Peter.  So Store Brand Kazoku had forty-one boxes of packing peanuts nearby.

    "May I eat them?" asked George But Not That One.

    "Yes, you may," replied Store Brand Kazoku.

    So George But Not That One began to eat the first box of packing peanuts.  After eating the first box, George But Not That One opened the second box, and discovered that it contained packing peanuts and a portrait of Bill Frist.  So George But Not That One ate the Frist box of packing peanuts too.
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    you can post yootube videos in here, right? well I'm gonna try it


  • Imipolex, do you miss the 1980s like I miss the 1990s?
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    I have an undeniable nostalgia for my childhood.

    It seems profound and mysterious to me.
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    although that video was mainly just to clarify a phrase for gmh's information
  • I have some fun memories and a lot of things I'd rather forget. I think much of my nostalgia is derived from loathing towards the present and fear towards the future.
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    Some of mine is too, I suppose.
  • edited 2017-03-20 08:39:40
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human


    Fortran actually presses start and riches
  • edited 2017-03-20 08:41:26
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    rich

    v. intr.

    To rapidly and loudly gain money while flashing all sorts of pretty colors.  This is characterized by only taking place when one pushes start.
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    xylophones are all right.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    xylophones are all right.

    a xylophone is fine too
  • I really wanna say I'm sorry
    Cause I know there's nothing left
    Don't be afraid, there's no need to worry
    Cause my feelings for you are still strong

    Hold me in your arms and never let me go
    Hold me in your arms cause I need you so
    I can see it in your eyes, there is something, something you wanna tell me
    I see it in your eyes, there is something that you hide from me
    Is there a reason why there is something, something you wanna tell me
    I see it in your eyes, there is something that you hide from me

    Hold me in your arms and never let me go
    Hold me in your arms cause I need you so
    I can see it in your eyes, there is something, something you wanna tell me
    I see it in your eyes, there is something that you hide from me
    Is there a reason why there is something, something you wanna tell me
    I see it in your eyes, there is something that you hide from me
  • edited 2017-03-24 06:54:23
    Pika Girl
    Big brother, you're the best
    Especially when you touch my breast
    I like the way that you touch me
    Your chinchin makes me kimochii
    Just put your dick into my mouth
    I'll make it go in and out
    When you're fucking me from behind
    I must confess that I will whine
    When you make me stifle a moan
    My hips will be moving on their own!
    When you cum all over my face
    Soon, right after, I'll feel your loving embrace
    This love that I do feel
    Just for your cock inside my rear
    When I swoon, boom, boom, you go bam, bam, bam
    No pause between, come on, let's jam
    This feeling of my brother's cock
    I must say
    It rocks my socks
  • Video version (very obviously NSFW):


  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    At first I was afraid
    I was petrified
    Kept thinking I could never live
    Without you by my side
    But then I spent so many nights
    Thinking how you did me wrong
    And I grew strong
    And I learned how to get along

    But now you're back
    From outer space
    I just walked in to find you here
    With that sad look upon your face
    I should have changed that stupid lock
    I should have made you leave your key
    If I had known for just one second
    You'd be back to bother me

    Go on now go walk out the door
    Just turn around now
    'Cause you're not welcome anymore
    Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
    Did you think I'd crumble
    Did you think I'd lay down and die

    Oh no, not I
    I will survive
    But as long as I know how to love
    I know I will stay alive
    I've got all my life to live
    And I've got all my love to give
    And I'll survive
    I will survive

    It took all the strength I had
    Not to fall apart
    Though i tried hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart
    The pieces of my broken heart

    And I spent oh so many nights
    Just feeling sorry for myself
    I used to cry
    But now I hold my head up high
    And you see me

    Somebody new
    I'm not that chained up little girl
    Who fell in love with you
    And so you felt like dropping in
    And just expect me to be free
    But now I'm saving all my loving
    For someone who's loving me
    Go on now go walk out the door
    Just turn around now
    'Cause you're not welcome anymore

    Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye
    Did you think I'd crumble
    Did you think I'd lay down and die
    Oh no, not I
    I will survive
    And as long as I know how to love
    I know I will stay alive
    I've got all my life to live
    I've got all my love to give
    And I'll survive
    I i i will survive

    Go on now go walk out the door
    Just turn around now
    'Cause you're not welcome anymore
    Weren't you the one who tried to crush me with goodbye
    Did you think I'd crumble
    Did you think I'd lay down and die
    Oh no, not I
    I will survive
    And as long as I know how to love
    I know I will stay alive
    I've got all my life to live
    And I've got all my love to give
    And I'll survive
    I will survive
    I will survive... !
  • edited 2017-03-24 18:18:40
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    But now you're back
    From outer space


    lolololol Samus vs. Ridley
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    Especially when you touch my breast
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Especially when you touch my breast


    Ridley only touches your breast when he wants to kill you.
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    ooooh, Ridley-sama
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    lole-covered marster spak
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    girly stuff like

    being a secret agent of the galactic government (and being inelegant while doing so)
    being an astronaut
    using mini-mechs to fight strange beasts, undertake rescue missions, perform airshows for audiences, and catch fish
    doing programming work for a space station
    dragging one's boyfriend into high-flying adventures involving airplanes and international politics
    operating being a submarine
    pledging to destroy the world (and dragging in this random schmuck who can help you do just that)
    saving a fantasy world by rescuing its goddess from the clutches of a villain (or not quite that)
    stopping a war between nature and humanity
    fighting the oppression of evil robots
    uncovering the unscrupulous efforts of mad scientists
    being a military commander in charge of a training recruits and conducting a special forces mission
    saving one's parents from noxious magical transformations
    unknowingly being a god
    joining one's fellow dragons to become the defense force for one's world
    conducting local politics and accidentally recruiting a savior while trying to escape ancient ruins
    playing betting games that involve large amounts of arcane rules (and some cheating)
    hunting youmu
    fighting against an ancient conspiracy and their...vintner
    conquering humanity to punish them for pollution
    being a talented musician...and a horrible slob
    entertaining audiences
    defying the authorities in order to entertain audiences
    defeating otherworldly beings while entertaining audiences
    bringing small-town charm to interplanetary politics (or bringing interplanetary politics to a sleepy seaside town)
    learning to be a bugler
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    does anime discriminate against guys when they are less capable of being sparkly than girls?
  • I'm guessing you didn't see Star Driver.
  • edited 2017-03-26 14:34:18
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    does anime discriminate against guys when they are less capable of being sparkly than girls?
    Pretty Rhythm's guys basically take on the usual role of shounen girls in that since they can't wear any of the best Coords (crossdressing didn't happen until Leona in PriPara) so they can't compete on the same level as them.
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    does anime discriminate against guys when they are less capable of being sparkly than girls?



    yes.
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    everyone should have the right to be sparkly. u_u
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    everyone should have the right to be sparkly. u_u

    I know right?
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    right.
  • Guys can be sparkly and fabulous too but they tend to get made fun of for it, by male fans.
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    Which is unfortunate.
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