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MEGA X SHIT CIRCUIT - MAXIMUM SHITPOSTING 98000k (NSFW)

edited 2011-05-14 11:16:11 in Wonderful posts
☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭




Hey guys it's about time we had a megathread for shitposting that way we don't get megathreads everyday of unrelated shit plz

- Glenn Mage Harvey, the Mage of Glenns.

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS  wanted to know what a Glenn was it's a


Dubstep is now Dickstep because imagine DIcKS with super legs.
Brekaing the haaaaaaaaaaaaaaabit

IM BREAAAAAAAAAAKING THE CABINET

TONIGHTIGIGIHIIGIIIHHIIGIGHIIII[insert radio static hear]


METAL LEGS = METAL LEGS mother fuckser saberbitches? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo.
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DID YOU KNOOOOOOOOW:
  • That if the OP is always a faggot, that means only gay people make threads on the internet.
  • The internet is a series of tubes, and the woman's heart is a series of tubes. Women's hearts draw men to them. Thus, the internet is a woman.
  • There is no such thing as "Proof of Rape".
You mother fucker's can't outshit post me. Because either one, I am better than you, or two, you fear me. These are the only two reasons why. Any other response will default to "being a mother fuckin' Jellyfish". NIGZ.


So this one time:
I was hanging out with this extremely hot teenage girl, and she bent over and said "Uncle, do you think you can pop my back?"
AND I WAS LIKE
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This is SOOOOOO fucking VIRAL

VIRALFAG, You can't like anything DIFFERENT because you are a Samesheep, fucking fauxgamer faggot

...and then NOBODY LIKED F-ZERO beacause it had...ZERO fans
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VIRAL VIRAL VIRAL VIRAL FAGGOTREE

Fuck F-ZERO, it be the fail,




Confession time bra
I hAve to ADimit to yo
u y'all that I am actually a Deady, and I have sex with dead waifus from long past


Thios is mah dead waifu named Sessessiseessysisaysaysusa, and she is the lich queen

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And also RAPE. Lots of and lots of and RAPE.

HEY FUCK YOU, MY LEG FISH
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>implying ass-splitting dongs in my ass

have a good day. This shall be my primary shitpost thread to prevent it from getting any more VIRAL all over other threads. Have a nice DAY, or NOT
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Comments

  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    no u
  • When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    FUDGE SUCKING ASS LICKING COCK BITING DOG RAPING CUNT SHITTING man.
  • lolhey trash heap
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    unf unf unf unf unf unf


  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

    Is sociability essential in everyday living?



    My e-friend on Gaia Online posted a topic in the G.D. The original post stated:



    "I'm sorry, but seriously. If you don't know how to talk to
    people in real-life, you know, outside your P.C, you really might as
    well kill yourself. Nowadays, people hire people they know, and it
    doesn't even matter if you're qualified sometimes. So yeah...learn to
    make friends off the P.C. I know I have no friends on Gaia, but at least
    this girl has friends outside the P.C.....Wow. I'm a bitch. Deal. rolleyes "






    There could be a chance that you might find this depressing to say to
    someone on the internet. (Especially given the fact that you don't even
    know what they're going through that could possibly make them
    unsociable). But sadly, I must admit. I agree with her. (Not with the "kill yourself" part.. stare I'm sure it's only an expression). Nowadays, I know of some people that do
    hire others, due to connections. I see it to be not fair, but if it's
    the new game we have to play to get by, then so be it. Reading this page on the Adaptavist site sort of made her post more understandable to me.



    Here's my view on the subject.

    Even though I think I haven't made many friends in high school, I find it very
    important to be social, and have as many connections as you possibly
    can. I personally don't feel the internet will be the best place to do
    this. (Especially keeping in mind that you don't know who you're
    speaking to.
    A forty-year old pedophile can pose himself as a thirteen
    year old girl. A seventeen year old boy, can portray himself as a
    twenty-year old woman). Meeting face to face can be easier than you
    think, for some of you. Not just through web-cams.



    What are your views on the subject?


    ///well///
    ///script: reply///
    //Format: 00///
    //includes: dickbutt.txt///

    }

        {If reply exists:imagemacro=


    {reply=tosend

    }|

    My views are that you are a viral luzrfag and need to get a penis/dickgina in yo grills


  • edited 2011-05-10 18:11:15
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    my brain feels raped

    y u no use brain rape condom, vorpy

    y
  • edited 2011-05-10 18:16:22
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭


    AND THEN SHE WAS An CAMEL
    • Fuck that shit mother fucker you can't pothole Too Dumb To Live, that's not what the trope means.

    STOPREVERTING MY EDITS YOU FUCKKING PREP

    Clearayn has been added to the "banned" user permissions list.



  • edited 2011-05-10 18:27:39
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    WHAT THE VIDEO WAS


    WHAT THE VIDEO MADE ME DO WHEN I WATCHED IT




    Lyrics in the description dawg:

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    First of all, this serie is MY FAVORITE of the entire franchise. Even if
    isn't the best, i always would chose it instead of others.
    The Story is great. divided in, mainly, two POV. Wataru's POV in
    th epresent and his father's POV in the past. the plot in 1986, in many
    senses with a Foregone Conclusion,
    is about how otoya met Wataru's mother, which relation he has with the
    fangires and many important plot points that aren't explained in the
    main plot. The plot in 2008 is about wataru trying to make a violin like
    his father's at the same time that he fight against fangire's and
    suffer a Generation Xerox. This plot is heavily affected by the events of 1986 and shows the resolution of some of the plots of 1986.
    The characters are...different. I think my favorites are Otoya
    and Jiro, both of 1986. Otoya is one of the most charismatic characters
    in the Kamen Rider Franchise, he is a Decoy Protagonist, he is The Obi Wan, he is just some kind of The Aragorn, and evenso we want to see HIM using the belt, transform into Kamen rider and kick the ass of the Big Bad.
    Jiro is a were-wolf who start as a combination between Anti-hero and
    anti-villain who just help Otoya because he seek revenge against the
    fangires. He is Badass, he is a strong character who acts as The Mentor for Wataru in 2008. He start hating Otoya but slowly starts to fall for his charm and become his friend.
    Someones say that Wataru is just some kind of Expy of Ryoutaro but i disagree. Ryoutaro was a Butt Monkey who doesn't have any kind of self-confidence. Wataru has a lot of confidence, if not he wouldn't go to kick asses the way he does. the problem is that he has No Social Skill. his only human friend go to school, his best friend is a bat and his mother abandon him when he was a child, it isn't strange that he can't talk properly in front of people. in the whole serie, his Heroic BSOD aren't something that appear just from nowhere, are the amount of a lot of things that make ask himself why he is fighting.
    I think the message in the serie is that the destiny isn't
    something unavoidable and we make our own choices...but sometimes we
    don't want to change it. we chose to accept our destiny and do what we
    have to do, sometimes we chose to Screw Destiny and do what we have to do.
    If i have a complain is the sometimes childly comedy but it isn't that bad.


    My REV-EWWW of Kamen Ridarz the Gangsta Version by BITCHBIZNIT
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ow

    stop

    no

    why

    why are you doing this to me
  • edited 2011-05-10 18:37:16
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭







  • When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Vorpy? 

    Stop going Time Cube on us. 
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    God damn aren't we SHITPOSTY Today:


    Shitposty
    The quality or content of something being treated as equal to shit or completely incomprehensible.

    ergo: this video's comments are shitposty.


    This definition brought to you by Bilepedia.
  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    mommy

    mommy i'm scared
  • I can at least appreciate the work that went into the OP, if not the content.
  • The World's Worst Robot Master
    And the golden turd award goes to...
  • edited 2011-05-10 19:21:30
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Glennmagusharvey for making a lame pun.


    Enjoy your GOLDEN SHIT GMH, YOU SEDERVED IT



    Also BEEtlejuice is the greatest Anime ever in existence. Take that, Gainax faggots, I hate you all and hope you DIE you viral otaku pieces of shit.



    Did you Know:

    Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Formaldehy
    de made some of the Greatest Let's Plays of DOOK SNOOK'EM FOREVER?
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭


    TL;DW Version!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

    A witch makes a woman eat cooked parts of her dead siblings, and then the talking head of her daughter (WITCH VAGUELY LOOKS LIKE AN OCTOPUS)

    I cannot TELL if this FANDUB is HORRIBRU

    or THE_BEST_THE_BEST_THE_BEST


    Witch brings me to another order of business.

    When it comes to managing the imaginary Bilepedia.com, I must ask you pathetic plebians what theme would suit best for linking between pages.

    http://www.bilepedia.org/wiki/FuckingPage

    or

    http://www.bilepedia.org/FuckingPage

    ?

    I seem I cannot decide on what the layout is for my new imaginary wiki, a safe for work version of Encyclopedia Dramatica, without the edginess or porn or shockersites. Like a smug Wikipedia, that explains everything to you because you are clearly too stupid to know what it means, and to point out how wrong and stupid everything is in the world, from Sonichu, to the Internet, to Asexuals all the way to Forced Atheism itself. Now, tell me Plebs, what is the best course of measure?



    Hurry up, you piece of shit. I am waiting.
  • This thread made me dead.

  • The World's Worst Robot Master
    > The next is sea bass pie wrapped in the skin off Rudolf's face, that brother who betrayed you so many times.

    what
  • The World's Worst Robot Master
    wikishitia?
  • The World's Worst Robot Master
    Also, you should choose the fuck.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    But then people wouldn't take it seriousl- wait I see.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    www.thefuckopedia.org?
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭





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  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ^

    Errata May 2011

    As for the loophole, the only way you're getting out of this contract is if you                            .









  • edited 2011-05-11 12:46:04
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
  • The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes
    Vorpy gonna vorp.
  • edited 2011-05-11 13:17:23
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.

  • The World's Worst Robot Master
    One wolf floral-design picture?
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