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glennmagusharvey

have you ever sworn another country to pet a nude airplane in a failed puke movie

glennmagusharvey

have you ever watched a failed porn pet drugs punched in all my stayed shoplift parents

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have you ever visited shoplift disneyland in a all night airplane

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have you ever drank a sent space to my puke ass country houses in disneyland

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oooo a

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have you ever sent disneyland a failed airplane class seen in my pet puke

onto ass airplane oooo

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ITT: using something absolutely inane as a magnetic poetry board

Earthlight_Ray

Seems like just yesterday you were a part of me
I used to stand so tall, I used to be so strong
Your arms around me tight, everything, it felt so right
Unbreakable like nothing could go wrong
Now I can't breathe, no I can't sleep
I'm barely hanging on

Here I am, once again I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend, just thought you were the one
Broken up deep inside but you won't get to see the tears I cried
Behind these hazel eyes

I told you everything, opened up and let you in
You made me feel alright for once in my life
Now all that's left of me is what I pretend to be
Sewed together what's broken up inside
Cause I can't breathe, no I can't sleep
I'm barely hanging on

Here I am, once again I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend, just thought you were the one
Broken up deep inside but you won't get to see the tears I cried
Behind these hazel eyes

Swallow me then spit me out
For hating you I blame myself
Seeing you, it kills me now
No I don't cry on the outside anymore!
Anymore

Here I am, once again I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend, just thought you were the one
Broken up deep inside but you won't get to see the tears I cried
Behind these hazel eyes
Here I am, once again I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend, just thought you were the one
Broken up deep inside but you won't get to see the tears I cried
Behind these hazel eyes

glennmagusharvey

Earthlight_Ray wrote: »

Seems like just yesterday you were a part of me
I used to stand so tall, I used to be so strong
Your arms around me tight, everything, it felt so right
Unbreakable like nothing could go wrong
Now I can't breathe, no I can't sleep
I'm barely hanging on

Here I am, once again I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend, just thought you were the one
Broken up deep inside but you won't get to see the tears I cried
Behind these hazel eyes

I told you everything, opened up and let you in
You made me feel alright for once in my life
Now all that's left of me is what I pretend to be
Sewed together what's broken up inside
Cause I can't breathe, no I can't sleep
I'm barely hanging on

Here I am, once again I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend, just thought you were the one
Broken up deep inside but you won't get to see the tears I cried
Behind these hazel eyes

Swallow me then spit me out
For hating you I blame myself
Seeing you, it kills me now
No I don't cry on the outside anymore!
Anymore

Here I am, once again I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend, just thought you were the one
Broken up deep inside but you won't get to see the tears I cried
Behind these hazel eyes
Here I am, once again I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend, just thought you were the one
Broken up deep inside but you won't get to see the tears I cried
Behind these hazel eyes

https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/14102/guess-which-songs-i-know-from-these-musicians/p1 :P

Earthlight_Ray

edit: moved to bygones thread ~GMH

glennmagusharvey

edit: moved to bygones thread ~GMH

Earthlight_Ray

edit: moved to bygones thread ~GMH

Naas_Human

Are you literally incapable of going without incorporating some complaint about Heapers?

Earthlight_Ray

Would you prefer that I not talk about that? I could stop mentioning heapers if you prefer.

Naas_Human

Wow, you really don't know what's actually wrong here.

Earthlight_Ray

Sorry.

glennmagusharvey

Earthlight_Ray wrote: »

Would you prefer that I not talk about that? I could stop mentioning heapers if you prefer.

Basically, you're doing that "obsessing over past drama" thing again, including unrealistically idealized and/or demonized impressions of who various people are and their relationship to you.

If you feel the need to do this, use an appropriate thread in the Members Only category, such as the existing one that you started, as we discussed before.

Earthlight_Ray

O. I shall stop posting about my past love then.

Earthlight_Ray

Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessy
I've been to the motherfucking mountaintop
Heard motherfuckers talk, seen em drop
If I ain't got a weapon I'mma pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I'm gon continue to rock
Get your ass off the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy, just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie

We bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (go ahead and shake your butt)
I'm looking for the girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin baby, step right up
Some girls, they act retarded
Some girls are body, body
I'm looking for the girl that'll do whatever the fuck I say
Every day she be giving it up
Shake dat ass for me, shake dat ass for me, come on girl
Shake dat ass for me, shake dat ass for me, come on girl
Shake dat ass for me, shake dat ass for me, come on girl
Shake dat ass for me, shake dat ass for me

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Open your mouth for bout four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this flouride rinse
Swish but don't spit it, swallow when I finish
Yeah me and Nate D-O-double-G
Lookin for a couple bitches with some double D's
Pop a little champagne and a couple E's
Slip it in her bubbly, we gonna

Gonna have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (go ahead and shake your butt)
I'm looking for the girl I can fuck in my Hummer truck
Apple bottom jeans and a big ole butt
Some girls, they act retarded
Some girls are body, body
I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on
Know that she can but she won't say no
Now look at this lady all in front of me
Sexy as can be, tonight I want a slut
Would you be mine
Heard you was freaky from a friend of mine
Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him how you like it from behind
Shake dat ass for me, shake dat ass for me, come on girl
Shake dat ass for me, shake dat ass for me, come on girl
Shake dat ass for me, shake dat ass for me, come on girl
Shake dat ass for me, shake dat ass for me
We bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (go ahead and shake your butt)
I'm looking for the girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin baby, step right up
Some girls, they act retarded
Some girls are body, body
I'm looking for the girl that'll do whatever the fuck I say
Every day she be giving it up

There she go, shaking dat ass on the flo
Bumping and grinding that pole
The way she's grinding that pole
I think I'm losing control

Yo!
Not even what I do, bitch!
Coming home with me!
And my boy! and his boy!
And his boy! and his girl! Haha, Nate Dogg!

Bluesy_Cowgirl

big ole butt

Earthlight_Ray

I wouldn't want to go, to go, to go
To heaven

You're moving the way that I move
And I breathe your air
You only can rescue me
This is my prayer

Cherish the day, I won't go astray
I won't be afraid, you won't catch me running

You're moving the way that I move
And I breathe your air
You only can rescue me
This is my prayer

I wouldn't want to go, to go, to go
To heaven (won't run away, won't shy)
Cherish the day, I won't go astray
I won't be afraid, you won't catch me running
You take my hand

I wouldn't want to go, to go, to go
To heaven, to heaven, to heaven

glennmagusharvey

For example: right now I have the Cross Ange OP playing in my head and I am not in the mood to watch any series or play any games.

glennmagusharvey

Testing out an alternative rating scale:
+2 loved this.
+1 liked this.
0 meh
-1 didn't like this.
-2 hated this.

.hack//SIGN: 0
Absolute Duo: +1
AKB0048 First Stage: +1
AKB0048 Next Stage: 0
Allison & Lillia: +1
Angel Beats!: +1
Arpeggio: +2
Coppelion: +1
Cross Ange: +1
Dragonaut: -1
The Tower of Druaga: the Aegis of Uruk: +2
The Tower of Druaga: the Sword of Uruk: +1
Element Hunters: +1
Atelier Escha & Logy: +2
Eureka Seven: +2
Time of Eve: +1
FF: the Spirits Within: +2
Fractale: +1
Fresh Pretty Cure: +1
The Asterisk War (first season): 0
Guilty Crown: -1
Chaika: +2
Hundred: 0
Jinki: Extend: -1
Karen Senki: +1
Nausicaa: +1
Kiddy Grade: +2
The Half-Broken Music Box: +2
Beyond the Boundary: +2
Record of Lodoss War: +1
Magic Knight Rayearth: +2
Nanoha (first season): +2
Nanoha A's: 0
Nanoha StrikerS: +2
Madoka Magica: -2+1 = -1
Problem Children (Mondaiji): 0?
Muv-Luv Alternative: 0 (maybe +1)
Neon Genesis Evangelion: +2?
End of Evangelion: -2
Nodame Cantabile: +1
Noir: +1
Pokémon: the Origin: +2-1 = +1
Ragnarok the Animation: 0
Lagrange (first season): +2
Rocket Girls: +2
Spirited Away: +1
Symphogear (first season): +1-1=0
Yukikaze: -1
Sky Girls: +2?
So Ra No Wo To (Sound of the Sky): +1
Strain: +2
Stratos 4 (whole series): +2
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: +2
Tales of Zestiria the X (first season): +2
The iDOLM@STER: +2
A Certain Scientific Railgun: +1
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time: +2
Tokyo Godfathers: +2
Gunbuster: +1? 0?
Stellvia: +1
Umi Monogatari (Sea Story): +2
Under the Dog: +1
Uta~Kata: +1?
Sands of Destruction: +1? 0?
Ys (whole series): +1
Yuuki Yuuna: +1
Leviathan: the Last Defense: +1

glennmagusharvey

Currently on-hold series (includes watching):

Akame ga Kill: +1?
Brotherhood: Final Fantasy XV: +1?
Canaan: +1?
Chain Chronicle: +1? +2?
Gyrozetter: +1?
El Cazador de la Bruja: +1?
Elsword: +1? 0?
Elemental Gelade: 0? music makes it +1?
Fruits Basket: +1?  i'm pretty darn sure 2 eps hasn't gotten me into any of the really good stuff yet
Futari wa Pretty Cure: +1
The Asterisk War (2nd season): 0?
Halo Legends: 0?
Heartcatch Pretty Cure: 0? +2?
Chaika (season 2): +1? +2?
Initial +1? +2?
Angelic Layer: +1?
Someday's Dreamers: 0? +1?
Moyashimon: +1?
Spice and Wolf: +1?
Phantasy Star Online 2: 0?
Planetarian: +2?
Samurai Flamenco: 0?
Ika Musume: +2?
Sola: +1?
Solty Rei: +2?
Steins;Gate: 0? +1?
TTGL: 0? +2?
ViVid Strike: +2?
Modern Magic Made Simple: +1?
Yosuga no Sora: +1?

These are either based on very little or far more speculative than anything because they are only based on the first few (and in a few cases none) episodes.

glennmagusharvey

I should probably not have even bothered to put question marks for those, but whatever.

Dropped: (not even bothering with question marks now -- these are clearly speculative but something made me drop the series in the first place)

Aikatsu: 0 or -1
Alien 9: +i-i=0
Amagami SS: 0
Assassination Classroom: -2
Arakawa Under the Bridge: -1
Cat Planet Cuties: -2 or -1
Azumanga Daioh: 0
Sailor Moon (whole series): 0
Bleach (whole series): 0
Neptunia: 0-1=-1
DearS: -2
Eyeshield 21: 0 or +1
Gakkougurashi: +1
Galaxy Angel or Galaxy Fraulein Yuna (I can't remember which): -1
Voltron: +1
Humanity Has Declined: -2
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: +1 or +2
Kill la Kill: -2 or -1
Samurai Pizza Cats: 0 or +1
Lucky Star: -1 or -2
Mai-HiME: +1-2=-1
Minami-ke: -1
Paranoia Agent: -1
Infinite Ryvius: +1 and I should probably move this back to my On-Hold list
Naruto (whole series): 0 or +1
Nerima Daikon Brothers: +1 (and I might move this back to my On-Hold list)
No Game No Life: -2 or -1
Plastic Memories: 0? and I've been planning to watch more of this should I should move this back
Pokémon (whole series): +1 (maybe +2?)
Puzzle & Dragons X: 0
Qualidea Code: 0 and same here as notes above
RahXephon: 0 I should throw this one into Plan to Watch
Run=Dim: -1
Cromartie High School: +1 or +2
The Sacred Blacksmith: 0-1=-1
Dragonar: -1 or -2
Smile Pretty Cure: 0
Suzuka: I've watched not one but two episodes of this but I've forgotten what they're like.
Sword Art Online: 0
You're Under Arrest: +1-1=0
Valkyrie Drive: -2
Young Black Jack: +1

glennmagusharvey

and then I can add more nuance to this by introducing half-points.

if we map this to 1/3/5/7/9 then this corresponds quite well.

we could also use 2/4/6/8/10 but then this implies that there are some shows that I just didn't find anything I didn't like in them (pretty much never the case) and also fails to use score 1 meaningfully.  So I'll go with 1/3/5/7/9.

glennmagusharvey

There.  Done.  Changed a few ratings in the process too.

Earthlight_Ray

Why can't you see
I want you here with me
When I reach out and touch
It wasn't meant to be
How can you move on and close
Your eyes and all emotions
Going deeper than those
All I want is you here with me

glennmagusharvey

Once upon a time, in your wildest dreams, Shelli had a pet cactus.  Her pet cactus would eat styrofoam, and one day she found that it had devoured forty boxes of packing peanuts.

glennmagusharvey

That's as many as four tens, and that's terrible.

Shelli gave her per cactus, which was named George But Not That One, a talking-to, and from then on, George But Not That One agreed to eat no more than thirty-eight boxes of packing peanuts in a day.