MEGA X SHIT CIRCUIT - MAXIMUM SHITPOSTING 98000k (NSFW)

Earthlight_Ray

Are you sick and tired, honey
Always wearing gray
Are you bored of me and lonely
Through the rainy day
Is there something you wanna tell me
Is there something wrong
Come and dry your tears with laughter
And we'll be love, god

Everything that you believe was true
In your mind was just a dream
And your desires don't belong to you
And all the time you wanna scream, go ahead and

Shout! shout and let it out, shout and do it loud
Come on, I wanna hear you screamin
Shout! shout and let it out, shout and do it proud
Come on, I wanna hear you screamin
Shout! shout! shout! shout!
Shout! shout! shout! go ahead and
Shout! shout! shout! shout!
Shout! shout! shout! screamin

Still walking in sadness, baby
Have you lost your fears
Did you finally find your rest, dear
Let go of your tears
If there's something you wanna tell me
If there's something wrong
Come and dry your tears with laughing
Just shout through this song

Everything that you believe was true
In your mind was just a dream
And your desires don't belong to you
And all the time you wanna scream, go ahead and

Shout! shout and let it out, shout and do it loud
Come on, I wanna hear you screamin
Shout! shout and let it out, shout and do it proud
Come on, I wanna hear you screamin
Shout! shout! shout! shout!
Shout! shout! shout! go ahead and
Shout! shout! shout! shout!
Shout! shout! shout!

Everything that you believe was true
In your mind was just a dream
And your desires don't belong to you
And all the time you wanna scream

glennmagusharvey

/me names a variety of Chinese vegetables in Cantonese, through a voice distorter

Earthlight_Ray

I think you spoil it
What I make my doing to you
So I wonder how
You pick me up to this, real
Make me suffer from
How loves get into the space
That so perfect day
Sometimes, someplace, everywhere

In fact I was understanding that
You know how to rescue me with such, your heart
But it should be a dream made real
Cause I'm going to become my feels to be growing
Up

I think you decide it
When I keep my love to be best
Now I wonder how
You slipped away from me
Make me run always
How my loves fade into blue
That's immobility
All time, all place, somewhere

In fact I was understanding that
You know how to rescue me with such, your touch
But it should be a dream made real
So I'm going to become trouble, my
Uneasiness

Aaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaaah

It was
A dream, you
Knew how to
Rescue me

I know you know

Vorpy

>can't PM Earthlight Ray

Earthlight_Ray

MODS

@glennmagusharvey
@whoever the fuck else

fix this shit

Vorpy

Wow you're really eager for that cybersex aren't you

glennmagusharvey

@Unknown_Entity

glennmagusharvey

HAHAHAHAHA i forgot this existed

@nonexistentijbmuser

Earthlight_Ray

Yup, I even lit all my priceless antique candles that I'd saved especially for this one PM conversation. If it doesn't happen, my life will be over. u.u

Vorpy

Oh don't worry, I'll make sure those candles don't go to waste

Unknown_Entity

yea, I actually need to get to upgrading to 2.3 soonish here; that might have a fix for it, who knows~

Earthlight_Ray

素晴らしいチンチンもの

金玉の髪ある

それの音　サルボボ？

いいえ！忍者がいます

Hey, hey, let's go 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls
僕が悪い so let's fighting
Let's fighting love
Let's fighting love

この歌ちょっと馬鹿
訳が分からない
英語がメチャクチャ
大丈夫 we do it all the time

Hey, hey, let's go 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls
僕が悪い so let's fighting
Let's fighting love
Let's fighting love

Vorpy

caress me with your sweet lullaby 

Earthlight_Ray

Are you looking forward to season 2, Vorpy-senpai?

glennmagusharvey

Flowers, blooming in the snow,
Bright, through the fall, oh tell me do you know,
why we fight everyday, when a world so full of hate,
is a world where none can live?

Blossoms, drifting through the trees,
There, through the spring, oh tell what you see,
with hope far away, will I live to see a day,
when we learn how to forgive?

Through the glass of every window pane,
May turned into summer rain,
painting all the land so blue.

You said nothing as the air grew warm,
trembled for the coming storm,
silent as though you knew...

Palm trees, wilting to the ground,
Quiet through the end, what do you think about?
As the rivers freeze, can your fronds stand for peace,
if you're all but falling leaves?

Ohhh...

With the seasons changing over,
children growing older,
long as the sun watches on,

I will sing for all forgotten sons,
vigil for the nameless ones,
pray for the dead, can you hear...my song?



If you can't watch this English fandub of a Japanese song simply because you're located in the United States, do the following:
1. Add Sony Music Entertainment Japan Inc. to your shitlist.
2. Ask me for the MP3.

Earthlight_Ray

Being American sure is a blast, isn't it.

glennmagusharvey

Some people were like "the TPP will fuck over torrents so Trump being against the TPP is a good thing" and so the TPP was killed and now I'm looking at Japan cozying up to Trump and thinking:

If he wants two-party negotiations, that means that Japanese media companies will have far MORE sway than in like 15-party negotiations.  So they might make it even worse.

Besides, Trump already appointed an anti-net-neutrality guy to head the FCC, basically erasing the supposed "gain" from zapping TPP over net neutrality objections.

Vorpy

Earthlight_Ray wrote: »

Are you looking forward to season 2, Vorpy-senpai?

There ain't gonna be a season two. :<

Earthlight_Ray

Earthlight_Ray

Feelin all pressured by the peers and the media
Gettin jiggy with the confined place, I'm tellin ya
Anywhere you be, from New York to Siberia
Gotta feel your own beat and shake your derriere
I'mma put it down (down), grabbin this crown (crown)
Lay your dollars on the ground, gonna double up now
Six to five to four to three, two
One more time, heavy punchline about to bruise

Let it be
Let it out
Let it go, let it out, let it go, let it out
Take a deep breath, deep breath, deep breath, deep breath
Let it be
Let it out
Lay it low, lay it high, lay it low, lay it high
Until you feel the vibes, now touch the sky
Let it be
Let it out
Let it go, let it out, let it go, let it out
Take a deep breath, deep breath, deep breath, deep breath
Let it be
Let it out
Lay it low, lay it high, lay it low, lay it high
Until you feel the vibes, now touch the sky

glennmagusharvey

if AN ICE FAIRY made SOMETHING THAT CAN BE RUNG, then it might be radioactive

glennmagusharvey

I feel that walking has become another chore.  I don't think I can go on walking anymore.  Forgive me for these words, I know they're but a cliché to you, but life is tiring; my feet are feeling sore.  I wish that I could have a bit of time, to heal the ache that's growing stronger all the time.  But I know time stops for nobody, let alone me, so I go, inevitably.

Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeahhhhhhhhhhhh.

Whenever things are going rather happily, it turns out life is just playing a trick on me.  It's life, it's shameful to admit the truth, I end up in tears, and so return the same old melancholy.  I miss when life was just simplicity, and misery wasn't always chasing after me.  It's pretty obvious, now, I should have left my regret, but I held onto it, so foolishly.

Maybe I overreact a bit; it hasn't destroyed me yet, has it?  Everything I desire is always just too far to get.  Honestly, it's just me, brainlessly, so silly, always hoping for good to be.  If that's the case then just hear my plea -- pick me up, and drop me, into unfaltering sleep!

You say to look out for a solution, but wouldn't that depend on the person?  So I can never know; I could never believe a word anyone says!  I know that everyone has their hardships; it's fairly clear to me that I'm not alone.  But how is it that they can just leave them?  I just don't know at all!

...

Often, I'm told I need to clean up my act, although maturity is something I lack, and so, when some simple little problems arise, I overthink them, over and over again.  It seems that the world is just a troublesome place, so sometimes I think that I should just end the pain.  "You're sick, aren't you, dear?"  I'm sick of the tears!  Why can't everything just end simply?

Everything I aspire to be is nothing that will become of me.  If my expectations are too far-fetched, then just what am I to do?  Give a sign, give a sign, a reason not to die, give me a chance to prove my worth.  I constantly search for a place to cry.  Why won't these tears just stop pouring from my eyes?

It's hard to constantly think of the same things.  It's just unnecessary to think too much.  You always told me stars would guide me back home, although they only show at night!  You always showed me so much kindness; I don't deserve it -- I have failed you too much!  I think my tiny heart is going to split; just leave it be for now!

...

...

Step back from me...please leave me be...the so deceitful road that I stumble on is never going to end...

It's getting difficult to maneuver, and it's just worthless to try and run away, so I'll just hold my hands over my ears, and block out all this noise!  How can I live not knowing what life is?  Sometimes my dreams seem to be more realistic.  Obviously I can't be called happy, then what am I, after all?

Earthlight_Ray

Oh, I
Frequently think every now and then
Of the glorious fruit of the noble hen
Eggs! eggs!
E-double-G-S, eggs
My knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide
I've eaten them boiled, I've eaten them fried
Poached and shirred and deviled and scrambled
Hummeled, shmummeled, cuddled and frammeled
I've eaten them beaten and swizzled and swuzzled
Frizzled, cadizzled, bamboozled and fuzzled
I know every way that an egg can be guzzled
And thinking of eggs
Reminds me of Sam whose favorite dish
Is green eggs and ham

Earthlight_Ray

Feeling sad and lonely cause I can't find you
Call your telephone and there's never no answer
Said you loved me, kissed me, we were in heaven
Said I'm sorry, love you, want you forever

Every night I look at the sky
Call your name and wonder where you are
Every night I look at the sky
Baby, miss you, won't you come back

Feeling sad and lonely cause I can't find you
Call your telephone and there's never no answer
Said you loved me, kissed me, we were in heaven
Said I'm sorry, love you, want you forever

Every night I look at the sky
Call your name and wonder where you are
Every night I look at the sky
Baby, miss you, won't you come back

fourteenwings

Hello, hello, baby, you called?

I can't hear a thing

I have got no service

In the club, you say? say?

Wha-wha-what did you say, huh?

You're breakin' up on me

Sorry I cannot hear you

I'm kinda busy

Kinda busy

Kinda busy

Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy



Just a second

It's my favorite song they're gonna play

And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh?

You should've made some plans with me

You knew that I was free

And now you won't stop calling me

I'm kinda busy



Stop callin'

Stop callin'

I don't wanna think anymore

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

Stop callin'

Stop callin'

I don't wanna talk anymore

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor


Stop telephonin' me

(Stop telephonin' me)

I'm busy

(I'm busy)

Stop telephonin' me

(Stop telephonin' me)

Can call all you want but there's no one home

And you're not gonna reach my telephone

Out in the club

And I'm sipping that bubb

And you're not gonna reach my telephone

Call all you want, but there's no one home

And you're not gonna reach my telephone

Out in the club

And I'm sipping that bubb

And you're not gonna reach my telephone



Boy, the way you blowing up my phone

Won't make me leave no faster

Put my coat on faster

Leave my girls no faster

I should've left my phone at home

'Cause this is a disaster

Calling like a collector

Sorry, I cannot answer



Not that I don't like you

I'm just at a party

And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing



Sometimes I feel like I live in grand central station

Tonight I'm not takin' no calls

'Cause I'll be dancin'

I'll be dancin'

I'll be dancin'

Tonight I'm not takin' no calls

'Cause I'll be dancin'



Stop callin'

Stop callin'

I don't wanna think anymore

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

Stop callin'

Stop callin'

I don't wanna talk anymore

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

Stop callin'

Stop callin'

I don't wanna think anymore

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

Stop callin'

Stop callin'

I don't wanna talk anymore

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor



Stop telephonin' me

(Stop telephonin' me)

I'm busy

(I'm busy)

Stop telephonin' me

(Stop telephonin' me)

Can call all you want but there's no one home

And you're not gonna reach my telephone

Out in the club

And I'm sipping that bubb

And you're not gonna reach my telephone

Call all you want, but there's no one home

And you're not gonna reach my telephone

Out in the club

And I'm sipping that bubb

And you're not gonna reach my telephone



My telephone

Ma ma ma telephone

'Cause I'm out in the club

And I'm sippin that bubb

And you're not gonna reach my telephone



(We're sorry, we're sorry

The number you have reached

Is not in service at this time

Please check the number, or try your call again)

Earthlight_Ray

I'll smoke a joint tonight, I'll smoke a joint tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs are blazin blunts tonight
We blazin blunts tonight, we blazin blunts tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs is on a hunt tonight

I'll only spit this one time so let me take it slow
I started to get high about an hour ago
But then the buzzer rang and I looked out the peephole
It was a whole buncha raptors and they just won't go
I step back and they knock so I just try to ignore
Thought I was safe but they knew how to open doors
And without even askin they just came on in
They started smokin my weed and then they called their friends

I'll smoke a joint tonight, I'll smoke a joint tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin bones tonight
We rollin bones tonight, we rollin bones tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin stoned tonight
I'll smoke a spliff tonight, I'll smoke a spliff tonight
Me and these dinosaurs is gettin friggin ripped tonight
We gettin face tonight, we gettin face tonight
And all these dinosaurs is crashin at my place tonight

An allosaurus in the corner tryin to pack the bomb
Hot boxin in the john with a pteradon
And now a compy and a stego startin to get it on
But I can barely move because this weed's the bomb
Ankylosaurus makin s'mores and eatin Lucky Charms
Pterodactyl took my whole bag of Pepperidge Farms
T-rex just went and set off the fire alarm
And now he can't get it off because he's got little arms

I'll smoke a joint tonight, I'll smoke a joint tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin bones tonight
We rollin bones tonight, we rollin bones tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin stoned tonight

Now my neighbor's on the phone, says she called the cops
And this really freaked out the triceratops
He's tryin to climb out the window and we're yellin 'stop'
Cause I'm on the fifth floor and it's a heck of a drop
We heard a knock and then the cops said they wanted in
Then the saurolophus tried to go and talk to them
But he made things worse cause he reeked of weed and gin
But luckily dilophosaurus quickly jumped right in
They said we were too loud and that folks were in bed
Diloph told the cops that we would be quiet instead
Then they shined a light and asked why his eyes were red
We were busted so that's when he bit off their heads

I'll smoke a joint tonight, I'll smoke a joint tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin bones tonight
We rollin bones tonight, we rollin bones tonight
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin stoned tonight
I'll smoke a spliff tonight, I'll smoke a spliff tonight
Me and these dinosaurs is gettin friggin ripped tonight
We gettin face tonight, we gettin face tonight
And all these dinosaurs is crashin at my place tonight

Yeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh!
First rap song about gettin high with dinosaurs!
You're welcome
Internet

glennmagusharvey

MWAHAHAHA I'M GOING TO TYPE OUT THE LORDS PRAYER BACWARDS

thy done be will thy name thy be hallowed heaven in art who father our

damnit i forgot the words so i can't write it all backwards lol

also lol i'm writing it forwards and then just ctrl+left

i'm cheating the devil too > lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelel

glennmagusharvey

obnoxious pastor's "bold and biblical stand" against Planned Parenthood

*imagines "get down" meme to disrespect*
*uncontrolled twirling commences*

glennmagusharvey

The Bible doesn't mention Planned Parenthood you idiot.

glennmagusharvey

In fact far as I know the Bible doesn't even weigh in on the personhood of the fetus anyway.

I did find this though:

Some medieval Christian theologians, such as Marsilio Ficino, held that ensoulment
occurs when an infant takes its first breath of air. They cite, among
other passages, Genesis 2:7, which reads: "And the Lord God formed man
of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of
life; and man became a living soul."^[10]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beginning_of_human_personhood

heh, so much for personhood before birth