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MEGA X SHIT CIRCUIT - MAXIMUM SHITPOSTING 98000k (NSFW)

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  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Big brother, you're the best
    Especially when you touch my breast
    I like the way that you touch me
    Your chinchin makes me kimochii
    Just put your dick into my mouth
    I'll make it go in and out
    When you're fucking me from behind
    I must confess that I will whine
    When you make me stifle a moan
    My hips will be moving on their own!
    When you cum all over my face
    Soon, right after, I'll feel your loving embrace
    This love that I do feel
    Just for your cock inside my rear
    When I swoon, boom, boom, you go bam, bam, bam
    No pause between, come on, let's jam
    This feeling of my brother's cock
    I must say
    It rocks my socks


    I came here just to say YES
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Please listen
    for the distant, distant music
    It will reach to your small chest
    The ocean comes and goes
    The waves send the pleasant music to the city like bellows
    Please listen to the melody which is sung by the planet
    Please choose only one thing in this music filled place
    The sound of rain the breathing of grass
    The guitar of the wind the medley of the seasons
    I cannot hear them since the dynamos drowned them out
    Why did people give up the music
    Please listen for the distant, distant music
    It will reach to your dry heart for sure
    The forest catches night dew with green hands
    and sings the prayer of supper
    Please listen to the melody which is sung by the planet
    Please choose only one thing in this music filled place
    Sparkling humming of an insect
    Song of a bird, drop of morning dew
    I cannot hear them since the dynamos drowned them out
    Why did people forget the song?
    Biosphere, your life itself is
    Biosphere, a beautiful instrument
    Biosphere, so please play the music
    Biosphere, just like the birds do,
    Biosphere, accept the rhythm
    Biosphere, it is the chorus of 50 billion
  • Big brother, you're the best
    Especially when you touch my breast
    I like the way that you touch me
    Your chinchin makes me kimochii
    Just put your dick into my mouth
    I'll make it go in and out
    When you're fucking me from behind
    I must confess that I will whine
    When you make me stifle a moan
    My hips will be moving on their own!
    When you cum all over my face
    Soon, right after, I'll feel your loving embrace
    This love that I do feel
    Just for your cock inside my rear
    When I swoon, boom, boom, you go bam, bam, bam
    No pause between, come on, let's jam
    This feeling of my brother's cock
    I must say
    It rocks my socks

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ^ FRIED CHICKEN
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    breasts were not a mistake
  • One, two, ready, go!

    La la la la la la
    La la la la la la la

    I'm tired of boys who make me cry
    They cheat on me and they tell me lies
    I want a love who'll never stray
    When he sees other girls he looks away
    And if he never kisses me, well, that's alright
    Cause we can just cuddle all night

    Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
    I don't really care that you are queer
    Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
    I never feel lonely when you are near
    La la la la la la
    La la la la

    It'll be a great romance
    We'll go shopping and buy tight pants
    You don't care how big my ass is
    Just how fabulous my dress is

    Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
    I don't really care that you are queer
    Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
    I never feel lonely when you are near
    La la la la la la
    La la la la la la
    La la la la la la
    La la la la la la
    La
    One, two, ready, go

    You'll cry at movies on our dates
    Romantic comedies sure are great
    But when you're sad I'll dry your tears
    Cause I'll always think that you are fierce
    I like cigarettes and that's no gag
    But you'll always be my favorite fag
    You'll always be my favorite fag
    You'll always be my favorite
    Fag (la la la la la la)
    (La la la la la la)
    (La la la la la la)
    (La la la la la la)

    My gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
    I don't really care that you are queer
    Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
    I never feel lonely when you are near
    Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
    I don't really care that you are queer
    Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
    I never feel lonely when you are near
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Manko!
  • edited 2017-03-28 22:54:56
    Pika Girl
    あ、あたしですよ、ヴォーピー先輩。 (❦ ᴗ ❦ ✿)
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    gwa ha ha
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    あ、あたしですよ、ヴォーピー先輩。 (❦ ᴗ ❦ ✿)


    私も壊れた日本語であなたを誘惑したい!ここにEMOTICON
  • edited 2017-03-29 04:04:15
    Pika Girl
    気持ちいい~ (///∇///✿)
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

    私はあなたが言ったことをすでに忘れていました。 > ////// <セクシーな時間が始まります
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    what are these chicken scratchings
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    -shoves dick in bluesy's ass- silence!
  • Bovarian Mammarian
    I have been assdick'd
  • There is love everywhere, I already know
    do they work though

    It happened on a Monday

    It was my baby’s birthday

    I wanted to surprise him he deserved a treat



    He said he’d be late working

    He’d call me when he’s leaving

    Off I went to get him something

    Ain’t I just too sweet


    So I cruised downtown to Armani

    To find him something trendy

    And realized that my jimmy Choos were killing me


    So I text the girls from my car

    Meet me at Eleven Bar

    We made quite an entrance

    That’s when I got punked

    My boyfriend is gay


    I know it sounds cliché

    That everybody saw right through this guy but me

    My boyfriend is gay

    Should’ve known by the way

    He tivoed every episode of RHOC

    My boyfriend is gay

    He was really such a great guy, but I saw him with another guy

    His favorite color was turquoise and he always drank chocolatinis through a straw

    My boyfriend is gay

    I didn’t really mean to spy, but I saw him with another guy

    You should’ve seen his place and he cried more than me at every chick flick that we saw

    (say) la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

    Fast forward to next Friday
    It’s not like I’ve been crying
    Deep down I think I must have knew it all along

    Maybe it was his Cher playlist

    Or his craving to be A-list

    Or how he knew the words to every Britney song (oh baby, baby)


    Perhaps it was that poodle

    Or those cheese filled strudels

    He used to dip into his Frappuccino grand


    Well I must have just been kidding

    Myself into thinking

    I was more than him experimenting

    (Damn)

    My boyfriend is gay


    I know it sounds cliché

    That everybody saw right through this guy but me

    My boyfriend is gay

    Should’ve known by the way

    He tivoed every episode of RHOC

    My boyfriend is gay

    He was really such a great guy, but I saw him with another guy

    His favorite color was turquoise and he always drank chocolatinis through a straw

    My boyfriend is gay

    I didn’t really mean to spy, but I saw him with another guy

    You should’ve seen his place and he cried more than me at every chick flick that we saw

    (say) la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

    Well, It happened on a Monday

    No it wasn’t such a fun day

    When I finally realized what I always knew

    My boyfriend is gay


    I know it sounds cliché

    That everybody saw right through this guy but me

    My boyfriend is gay

    Should’ve known by the way

    He tivoed every episode of RHOC

    My boyfriend is gay

    He was really such a great guy, but I saw him with another guy

    His favorite color was turquoise and he always drank chocolatinis through a straw

    My boyfriend is gay

    I didn’t really mean to spy, but I saw him with another guy

    You should’ve seen his place and he cried more than me at every chick flick that we saw

    (say) la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

  • Bovarian Mammarian
    yay gay stereotypes
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    and many years later, Mario would actually get a bee-themed powerup

    also i think they screwed up an A-flat chord

    though the music is now slower and better matches a calypso feel
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    asdfasfasfasfally get a bee-themed powerup

    also i think they screwed up an A-flat chord
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ping Dolphin is because the last time I updated they got rid of the
    ability to turn off search suggestions, and this most recent update has
    inserted this list of "trending" search terms that I can't seem to turn
    off.  (Also hearing some rumors that they pass ever site you visit to a
    plaintext database.)

    Dolphin produced the back and forward
    buttons when I pressed the system menu button.  Lightning seems to bring
    them up in a sidebar m
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Things I do not care about:

    Y!
    Casey Affleck
    Cara Delevingne
    Tribun Timur
    John B McLemore
    Jessica Chastain
    Ford Fusion *$*
    Days Inn *$*
    Hailie Mathers
    Honda Accord *$*
    Washington Wizards

    This list brought to you by the Trending searches feature in the Dolphin browser.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ddbdkdjdndnn kj kdjndndndf



    dnejoee

    medksmdkdkdkdvmllrldldkjfkdlsoroejdkododrjoeosks
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    This is a bold statement to make!
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Naas_Human wrote: »
    "Y!"?


    I think it's just Yahoo.

    I uninstalled Dolphin and feel too lazy to check by reinstalling it.

    ----

    Which of the following is not a title of a light novel series?

    (A) I'm a Successful Light Novel Author at a Boy's High School, but I'm Being Strangled by a Female Classmate Who's a Voice Actress and is Younger Than Me

    (B) I Was Reincarnated as an Evil God and My Subordinate Demon Army is on the Verge of Collapsing... What Should I Do?

    (C) Fifty Abstract Paintings Which as Seen from Two Yards Change into Three Lenins Masquerading as Chinese and as Seen from Six Yards Appear as the Head of a Royal Bengal Tiger

    (D) Sew It Up! Take It Off? Change!! My Girlfriend Failed Her High School Debut and Became a Hikikomori, So I Decided to Coordinate Her Youth

    (E) I Tried Training a Girl Who Looks Exactly Like My Student Body President, Hoping to Make Her My Lover, and I Turned Out to Be the Servant
  • I will guess A, but only because "than" is capitalized. :3
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Naas_Human wrote: »
    I guessed C.


    Yeah it's not exactly unobvious; I was just mocking excessively long titles.
  • edited 2017-03-30 01:57:17
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Average emissions from aboveground biomass were 19.9 MgC/ha for logging and 46.0 MgC/ha for fire disturbance, with an average period of study of 3.22 and 2.15 years post-disturbance, respectively. Longer-term studies of post-logging forest recovery suggest that biomass accumulates to pre-disturbance levels within a few decades. Very few studies exist on longer-term (>10 years) effects of fire disturbance in tropical rainforests, and recovery patterns over time are unknown.
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