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  • There I was completely wasted, out of work and down
    All inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town
    Feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
    So I might as well begin to put some action in my life!

    Breaking the law! breaking the law! breaking the law! breaking the law!
    Breaking the law! breaking the law! breaking the law! breaking the law!

    So much for the golden future I can't even start
    Out and every promise broken is anger in my heart
    You don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue
    If you debut by yourselves do the same thing too!

    Breaking the law! breaking the law! breaking the law! breaking the law!
    Breaking the law! breaking the law! breaking the law! breaking the law!

    You don't know what it's like!

    Breaking the law! breaking the law! breaking the law! breaking the law!
    Breaking the law! breaking the law! breaking the law! breaking the law!
    Breaking the law! breaking the law! breaking the law! breaking the law!
    Breaking the law! breaking the law! breaking the law! breaking the law!
  • There is love everywhere, I already know
    To make the perfect pizza
    For some reason I spent a few seconds thinking this was the Pizza song from Barney & Friends.

    Wow watching this again, I remember it sounding way better.
    Pizza, pizza, nothing beats a pizza.
    It's my tummy's favorite.
    Pizza, pizza, we love to make a pizza,
    With yummy toppings over it.
    Pineapple!
    Peanut Butter!
    Pepperoni!
    Peppers!

    Who's gonna eat the first piece?
    Pizza, pizza, nothing beats a pizza.
    It's my tummy's favorite.
    Pizza, pizza, we love to make a pizza,
    With yummy toppings over it.

    Pizza, pizza, nothing beats a pizza.
    It's my tummy's favorite.
    Stringy, chewy, cheesy, messy, gooey,
    with yummy toppings over it.

    Nothing beats a pizza!

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Pizza Hut is a proud sponsor of this anime series
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    so i heard that everyone in Oblivion looks ugly

    is this true y/n
  • Ya. But I'm a bit biased against late 2000s western video game realism because it's what might be uncanny valley if I were neurotypical enough to experience the phenomenon. Enough detail to look realistic, too plasticky to look alive.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

    ˜”*°•.˜”*°• to cover all the memories that scars leave •°*”˜.•°*”˜
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Ray, Im putting you on the spot, it's time that we've talked, one to one.
  • just another reject   ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮
  • Vorpy wrote: »
    Ray, Im putting you on the spot, it's time that we've talked, one to one.
    Yeeees?

  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Vorpy wrote: »
    Ray, Im putting you on the spot, it's time that we've talked, one to one.
    Yeeees?



    Now, I know things have been very volatile between the two of us, but I wanna put that behind us, and work on a solution to our current predicament.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    i have no idea what's going on lol
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    also come to think of it @Vorpy the hammer-and-sickle is cooler
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    yey I shall keep it then.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    But yeah I was attempting to stimulate some kind of conversation but then I lost interest

    Probably about 6.9% interest due to the waiver of my new member benefits package.
  • I used to be a pretty huge drama queen (and okay I kind of still am sometimes) but in times like these I think queers should stick together, and anyone who feels threatened by the growing forces of hate. Also my therapist is helping me to piece my life and relationships back together, so there's that.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Yeah, I searched all of the shit you said when I heard the Voldemortian topic, and found the pastebins. I have to say you moved my PERFECTLY PLUCKED AND DRAWN EYEBROW A MERE SLIVER, but you have a long way to go before I dub you a drama queen.

    You shall become my drama apprentice. :D
  • (◕∀◕✿)
  • edited 2017-02-01 22:28:28
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    (◕∀◕✿)


    So the first thing you must learn in the world of dramaness is the APPEAL TO EMOTION, my good girl.
    I am a fabrication of make-up and lies, I am no friend, I am a predator and a traitor
    argumentum ad passiones is a weapon, a tool used by the harbinger of the vagina (pronounced with a harsh Russian RRRrr), to disrupt and exploit others. Specific internet users are a very empathetic race, and this technique of disruption can be used for a very long time. However, it does not always work. The more anonymity that is in your target audience, the less effective the argumentum ad passiones becomes.
    I AM A MONSTER.
    AKA "I feel like crying" opens up the angelfish's mouth and draws them in, then you PULL OUT YOUR KNIFE AND FUCKEN STABBEM derail everything with depraved shitposting and schizophrenic jokes about suicide THE ONLY CURE FOR SOMEBODY LIKE ME WHO DID SUCH TERRIBLE THINGS until everyone reading begins to worry if you are being serious SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE or not. 
  • edited 2017-02-01 22:45:51
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I am of course kidding do not do that shit HAHA YOU ARE STILL HIGHLIGHTING THINGS YOU FUCKING DOLT

    THERE ARE NO EASTER EGGS HERE. GO AWAY.

    ONE other thing that people regard with highbrow smiles is Poe's Law and Stugeon's Law, both which can be applied to every day forum activity. 90% of posts are cries for help from pretty girls*, and the penultimate desire to copulate and satisfy the chemical urges in their brain to select the best genetic material to reproduce with to encourage th eproliferation of SEX GODDESSES AND CHAD THUNDERCOCKS [SPEAKING OF WHICH EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP USING THIS CHARACTER-TYPE SERIOUSLY ITS A FUCKING JOKE MATEYS] and eventually create a society similar to Idiocracy except with Cali-girls and Fuckboys.

    What does this have to do with anything? Well we spiral left to the thing called Poe's Law, where you CANNOT TELL IF SOMEBODY IS LEGITIMATELY PARODYING SOMETHING OR BEING SOMETHING. Dancing across the line with a fat cock and a tear-stained bra covered in the blood of your first rape experience while chanting "THE INTERNET WILL MAKE THIS GO AWAY" tends to be a flourish of confusion, or a futile attempt at negative attention.

    Because THE INTERNET DOES NOT MAKE THIS GO AWAY.

    ALSO BE A FORMAT FAG

    *By this point I did mean all posts can be explained by the Feminine Harmonic Factor, a theory developed in 1996 by August Braunstein about how all social behaviors are correlated to the desire to acquire attention from females, as the isolation of the internet and the lack of other male competitors simulates an environment akin to the typical "Shonen Harem Hentai" environment which simulates safety and non-competition for males and females with lower testosterone levels.

    However the FHF was discredited from August's work when he realized that attempting to be a successful literature writer was going to fail due to the fact that the new millenium and the evolution of media has abruptly discredited literature as a remarkable memorable medium, so he spent his time on 4chan saving pictures of girls he doesn't know and masturbating to them and then using Reverse Image Search to find their facebook profiles and harass them, under the intentions that politeness and a higher vocabulary could impress a pseudo-schitzo rap-battling monster girl from the snowy edges of Montana, following his eventual failure and blocking from that social media website. SOMEWHERE OUT THERE A CREEPY MAN DWELLS, BEYOND MY VIEW OF THE HORIZON.

    HE WEARS THE SKIN OF A MAN, BUT INSIDE HE IS AN INSECT OF A BEING, A MOLLUSK THAT IS EASILY PUSHED ASIDE SO HIS LUST COULD FILL HIS EMPTY CHAMBERS LIKE A SADDENED ARTHROPOD
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Man, Midnight Velvet was better at explaining this than I was. That AIM she gave me has been offline for 503 days. wtf.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    did she
    [Ganon] I'll make your face the greatest in Koredai
    'd?
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    NO SHE DID NO koreDAI'D, she moved ON A LONG TIME AGO.

    Perhaps I should do the same. 
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I haven't used my AIM account in forever lol
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    WHY WOULD YOU, NOBODY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU

    WHY WOULD YOU, NOBODY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU

    [yo you basically just said the same thing]

    Well fuck, hold on.

    [what do you want me to do? come up with another line? I already said it.]
    [you could delete the post and say something polite.]
    [sure, let me just hit the Post Comment key and-bv[dcxgHEY MTOIHER FUCKER STOP SIRGF

    Stop fighting  me bro its DAWRINRISM IN ACTIONV  that only owrks in bioloigy you cunt STOP sdfggg
    fuck -rgho-

    Sa ytihng thnice NICE STUFF

    GLENN IS BRO
    THERE YOU HAPPY NOW 

    no delete that shit aboev

    too late
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I haven't used AIM in forever either.

    My S6 does everything that does but better.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    your samsung phone hasn't exploded yet?

    pfft.  weaksauce
  • *takes notes* (◕ ꒳ ◕✿) the internet is only a brief escape (◕‸ ◕✿)
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
  • edited 2017-02-04 17:20:41
    Pika Girl
    Shut up and eat!
    Too bad, no bon appetit!
    Shut up and eat!
    You know my love is sweet

    Yes, I'm cooking
    For my son and his wife
    It's his thirtieth birthday

    Pour berries into my bowl
    Add milk of two months ago!
    'It's moldy, mom, isn't it?'
    I don't give a flying fuck though!

    Shut up and eat!
    Too bad, no bon appetit!
    Shut up and eat!
    You know my love is sweet!
    Shut up and eat!
    Too bad, no bon appetit!
    Shut up and eat!
    You know my love is sweet!

    It's food nouveau
    It's food nouveau
    It's the shape of love

    Beat it!
    Beat it up!
    Beat it!
    Beat it up!

    Extra sugar, extra salt!
    Extra oil and the MSG!
    Extra sugar, extra salt!
    Extra oil and the MSG!

    Shut up and eat!
    Too bad, no bon appetit!
    Shut up and eat!
    You know my love is sweet!
    Shut up and eat!
    Too bad, no bon appetit!
    Shut up and eat!
    You know my love is sweet

    You were born in the sixties!
    We made a war with the Vietnamese
    We loved LSD! we died easily!
    Can we just say c'est la vie
    So what? say what? for your own sake
    Do you have a headache or a heartbreak
    Are you made or broken by the birthday cake!?
    You may be slow on the uptake!
    I pour pot in the birthday cake
    So what? say what? for my own sake
    Watch out, yo! here I come, yo!
    I'm gonna change into a rattlesnake!
    Turn up the TV! do you agree!?
    Yeah, I'm talking Turkey, take it from me
    I'm gonna show my love for my dove
    'But it's moldy mom, isn't it?'

    Extra sugar, extra salt!
    Extra oil and the MSG!
    Extra sugar, extra salt!
    Extra oil and the MSG!

    Shut up and eat!
    Too bad, no bon appetit!
    Shut up and eat!
    You know my love is sweet!
    Shut up and eat!
    Too bad, no bon appetit!
    Shut up and eat!
    You know my love is very sweet
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