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  • How can you see into my eyes
    Like open doors
    Leading you down into my core
    Where I've become so numb

    Without a soul
    My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
    Until you find it there and lead
    It back
    Home

    (Wake me up!) Wake me up inside, (I can't wake up!) wake me up inside
    (Save me!) Call my name and save me from the dark
    (Wake me up!) Bid my blood to run, (I can't wake up!) before I come undone
    (Save me!) Save me from the nothing I've become

    Now that I know what I'm without
    You can't just leave me, breathe
    Into me and make me real
    Bring me
    To life

    (Wake me up!) Wake me up inside, (I can't wake up!) wake me up inside
    (Save me!) Call my name and save me from the dark
    (Wake me up!) Bid my blood to run, (I can't wake up!) before I come undone
    (Save me!) Save me from the nothing I've become
    Bring me to
    Life (I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
    Bring me to
    Life

    Frozen inside without your touch
    Without your love, darling
    Only you are the life
    Among the dead

    All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
    Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me

    I've been sleeping a thousand years, it seems
    Got to open my eyes to everything

    Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul
    Don't let me die here, there must be something more!

    Bring me to life

    (Wake me up!) Wake me up inside, (I can't wake up!) wake me up inside
    (Save me!) Call my name and save me from the dark
    (Wake me up!) Bid my blood to run, (I can't wake up!) before I come undone
    (Save me!) Save me from the nothing I've become
    Bring me to
    Life (I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
    Bring me to
    Life
  • edited 2017-01-04 22:46:36
    Pika Girl
    I know there's something in the wake of your smile
    I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yeah
    You built a love but that love falls apart
    A little piece of heaven turns to dark

    Listen to your heart when he's calling for you
    Listen to your heart, there's nothing else you can do
    I don't know where you're going and I don't know why
    But listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye

    Sometimes you wonder if this fight is worthwhile
    The precious moments are all lost in the tide, yeah
    They're swept away and nothing is what it seems
    The feeling of belonging to your dreams

    Listen to your heart when he's calling for you
    Listen to your heart, there's nothing else you can do
    I don't know where you're going and I don't know why
    But listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye

    And there are voices that want to be heard
    So much to mention but you can't find the words
    The scent of magic, the beauty that's been
    When love was wilder than the wind

    Listen to your heart when he's calling for you
    Listen to your heart, there's nothing else you can do
    I don't know where you're going and I don't know why
    But listen to your heart before
    You tell him goodbye
  • edited 2017-01-08 02:10:28
    Pika Girl
    Yo
    Man
    Man
    Uh

    Bitches ain't shit and they ain't saying nothing
    A hundred motherfuckers can't tell me nothing
    I beez in the trap! be, beez in the trap!
    I beez in the trap! be, beez in the trap!
    Bitches ain't shit and they ain't saying nothing
    A hundred motherfuckers can't tell me nothing
    I beez in the trap! be, beez in the trap!
    I beez in the trap! be, beez in the trap!

    Man, I been did that, man, I been popped off
    And if she ain't trying to give up she get dropped off
    Lemme bust that U-ey, bitch, bust that open
    Might spend a couple thou just to bust that open
    Rip it off, no jokin, like your name Hulk Hogan
    Niggas move weight and sell but live in Hoboken
    Bitch, I spit that crack like I'm in that trap
    So if you need a hit then I'm with that bat

    Bitches ain't shit and they ain't saying nothing
    A hundred motherfuckers can't tell me nothing
    I beez in the trap! be, beez in the trap!
    I beez in the trap! be, beez in the trap!
    Bitches ain't shit and they ain't saying nothing
    A hundred motherfuckers can't tell me nothing
    I beez in the trap! be, beez in the trap!
    I beez in the trap! be, beez in the trap!

    Okay now Nicki, Nicki, Nicki, put it in your kidney
    Got a new LS 450, ain't no keys in this doohickey
    If I weren't rappin I be trappin, if I weren't trappin I be pimpin
    If I weren't pimpin I be gettin it, period
    I don't smoke no bobby but my denim be from Ricky
    Got yo girl on molly and we smokin loud and drinkin
    Got my top back so you can see what I been thinkin
    If you know me then you know I been thinkin Franklin, money
    Thousands, True Religion trousers
    Got a private home, started from them public houses
    Hair weave killer, causing her arousal
    Audi A8, told em outie 5000, uhh

    Bitches ain't shit and they ain't saying nothing
    A hundred motherfuckers can't tell me nothing
    I beez in the trap! be, beez in the trap!
    I beez in the trap! be, beez in the trap!
    Bitches ain't shit and they ain't saying nothing
    A hundred motherfuckers can't tell me nothing
    I beez in the trap! be, beez in the trap!
    I beez in the trap! be, beez in the trap!

    Damn, damn, what they say about me?
    Iunno man, fuck is on your biscuit
    If I get hit swingin on a big bitch
    Iunno man, I'm shittin on your whole life
    Damn, damn, what they say about me?
    Iunno man, fuck is on your biscuit
    If I get hit swingin on a big bitch
    Iunno man, I'm shittin on your whole life

    Bitches ain't shit and they ain't saying nothing
    A hundred motherfuckers can't tell me nothing
    I beez in the trap! be, beez in the trap!
    I beez in the trap! be, beez in the trap!

    Man, I'm out in Texas, man, I'm out in A-Town
    Then I'm up in Chi-town or Miami shuttin it down
    It's that New Orleans, it's LA or the bay
    It's New York, Philly, and the whole DMV
    I'm a Detroit playa, man, it's North, South Cack
    Ohio, Pittsburgh, got St. Louis on deck
    It's Delaware, Connecticut, it's New Jersey, got hella bricks
    It's Queens, Brooklyn, and yeah, they wild in
    Bronx, Harlem, and Staten Island

    Bitches ain't shit and they ain't saying nothing
    A hundred motherfuckers can't tell me nothing
    I beez in the trap! be, beez in the trap!
    I beez in the trap! be, beez in the trap!

    Damn, damn, what they say about me?
    Iunno man, fuck is on your biscuit
    If I get hit swingin on a big bitch
    Iunno man, I'm shittin on your whole life
    Damn, damn, what they say about me?
    Iunno man, fuck is on your biscuit
    If I get hit swingin on a big bitch
    Iunno man, I'm shittin on your whole life
  • edited 2017-01-05 17:20:48
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    shitting upon the whole world, including oneself, all to equal amounts, resulting in an equality where all people are equally shat upon and equally stinky
  • edited 2017-01-09 01:47:00
    Pika Girl
    One more night

    Where do we go from here if tomorrow never comes
    ...
    If our stars collide are we gonna grab this moment
    And enjoy it, yes, we're gonna win this fight

    One more night before the end, before we skip the plot
    One last chance to give it all we've got
    One more night to celebrate and we are such a sight
    Dancing in the darkness, touch the light, one more night

    One more night to celebrate and we are such a sight
    Dancing in the darkness, touch the light, one more night

    One more night to celebrate and we are such a sight
    Dancing in the darkness, touch the light, one more night
  • edited 2017-01-09 02:29:08
    Pika Girl
    Na na na na na na na, a festa non vai parar

    Eu quero bailar non podo esperar
    O, meu corpo está listo para amar
    Sinto a paixón do teu corazón
    Voute bicar neste subidón

    A festa non vai parar, contigo quero xogar
    Esta noite voarei, co son dance do meu DJ
    A festa non vai parar, teño ganas de gozar
    Esta noite voarei, quero dance co o DJ

    Na na na na na na na na
    A festa non vai parar
    Na na na na na oh oh oh

    Oh, quero dance co o DJ

    Eu quero bailar non podo esperar
    O, meu corpo está listo para amar
    Sinto a paixón do teu corazón
    Voute bicar neste subidón

    A festa non vai parar, contigo quero xogar
    Esta noite voarei, co son dance do meu DJ
    A festa non vai parar, teño ganas de gozar
    Esta noite voarei, quero dance co o DJ

    Oh, quero dance co o DJ
    Na na na na na na na na, a festa non vai parar
    Na na na na na na na na na na na na
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    poshitical litposting
  • edited 2017-01-19 16:37:42
    Pika Girl
    I wish that we were on TV
    Just like a pokémon
    You'd be a pika girl in the poké world
    Yes, life would be so fun
    I'd be a trainer boy and I would make the choice
    To go and search for you
    I'd throw my poké ball and I would catch them all
    You'd be my pikachu

    You're my pika girl in the poké world
    Oh, I won the gym badge but you won my heart
    Pika girl in the poké world
    And now that I've got you we can never part
    The poké ball in my life's
    Open for you
    You're my pika girl in a poké world
    Just like a pokémon

    You're my pika girl in the poké world
    Oh, I won the gym badge but you won my heart
    Pika girl in the poké world
    And now that I've got you we can never part
    The poké ball in my life's
    Open for you
    You're my pika girl in the poké world
    Just like a pokémon

    I'd bring you sweets like rare candies
    Level up your love to give
    And then you'd use right then a sweet kiss TM
    Super effective
    Not even the Elite Four can stop us evermore
    Together we can't fall
    Our bond would never break and there'd be no mistake
    Our love would conquer all

    You're my pika girl in the poké world
    Oh, I won the gym badge but you won my heart
    Pika girl in the poké world
    And now that I've got you we can never part
    The poké ball in my life's
    Open for you
    You're my pika girl in the poké world
    Just like a pokémon

    You're my pika girl in the poké world
    Oh, I won the gym badge but you won my heart
    Pika girl in the poké world
    And now that I've got you we can never part
    The poké ball in my life's
    Open for you
    You're my pika girl in the poké world
    Just like a pokémon
  • Oh girl, this is agony
    I wish you were into me
    But no, it's not meant to be
    No matter how good I treat you

    Oh, no, you're with that dick
    He treats you like shit
    But to me you say

    I friendzoned you
    I want you here with me whenever I'm sad
    But you'll never get to take me to bed
    Sorry that the feelings aren't mutual
    Take it or leave it cause I friendzoned you

    I friendzoned you
    I want you here with me whenever I'm sad
    But you'll never get to take me to bed
    Sorry that the feelings aren't mutual
    Take it or leave it cause I friendzoned you

    Yo! here we go!
    I'm the asshole in her life, I give her the D!
    No matter how I treat her she stays with me!
    We're fighting all the time cause I cheat! I lie!
    Then it's you on the phone when she's havin a cry!
    You treat her real good, you treat her so nice!
    But when she gets home she's back on my pipe!
    A little advice to you from me?
    With girls like these treat em mean, keep em keen!

    Alright! bring the beat back!

    So now, huh, can you see it too
    That this guy's no good for you
    Uh, no, won't listen to me
    No matter how much you see it

    Oh, no, you're still with that dick
    He treats you like shit
    But to me you say

    I friendzoned you
    I want you here with me whenever I'm sad
    But you'll never get to take me to bed
    Sorry that the feelings aren't mutual
    Take it or leave it cause I friendzoned you
  • Hiya, Barbie!
    Hi, Ken!
    You wanna go for a ride?
    Sure, Ken!
    Jump in!

    I'm a barbie girl in the barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party
    I'm a barbie girl in the barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    I'm a blonde bimbo girl in the fantasy world
    Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
    You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamor in pink
    Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

    You can touch, you can play
    If you say I'm always yours, ooh

    I'm a barbie girl in the barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah, ah, ahh, yeah)
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh, ohh, ooh, ohh)
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah, ah, ahh, yeah)
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh, ohh, ooh, ohh)

    Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
    I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
    Come, jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
    Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

    You can touch, you can play
    If you say I'm always yours
    You can touch, you can play
    If you say I'm always yours

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah, ah, ahh, yeah)
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh, ohh, ooh, ohh)
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah, ah, ahh, yeah)
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh, ohh, ooh, ohh)

    I'm a barbie girl in the barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation
    I'm a barbie girl in the barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah, ah, ahh, yeah)
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh, ohh, ooh, ohh)
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah, ah, ahh, yeah)
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh, ohh, ooh, ohh)

    Oh, I'm having so much fun!
    Well, Barbie, we're just getting started
    Oh, I love you, Ken
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    wait didn't you already post this one before
  • Nope. ^_^
  • I wanna be the very best
    Like no one ever was
    To catch them is my real test
    To train them is my cause
    I will travel across the land
    Searching far and wide
    Each pokémon to understand
    The power that's inside

    (Pokémon! gotta catch em all) It's you and me
    I know it's my destiny
    (Pokémon!) Oh, you're my best friend
    In a world we must defend
    (Pokémon! gotta catch em all) A heart so true
    Our courage will pull us through
    You teach me and I'll teach you
    Pokémon
    (Gotta catch em all) Gotta catch em all!

    Every challenge along the way
    With courage I will face
    I will battle every day
    To claim my rightful place
    Come with me, the time is right
    There's no better team
    On and on we'll win the fights
    It's always been our dream

    (Pokémon! gotta catch em all) It's you and me
    I know it's my destiny
    (Pokémon!) Oh, you're my best friend
    In a world we must defend
    (Pokémon! gotta catch em all) A heart so true
    Our courage will pull us through
    You teach me and I'll teach you
    Pokémon
    (Gotta catch em all) Gotta catch em all!
    Gotta catch em all

    Gotta catch em all

    Gotta catch em all! yeah!

    (Pokémon! gotta catch em all) It's you and me
    I know it's my destiny
    (Pokémon!) Oh, you're my best friend
    In a world we must defend
    (Pokémon! gotta catch em all) A heart so true
    Our courage will pull us through
    You teach me and I'll teach you
    Pokémon
    (Gotta catch em all) Gotta catch em all! (Pokémon!)
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    > I wanna be the very best

    Apparently "best" is supposed to be on a G?  But I keep on hearing it on a D instead.  Been hearing it on a D since the first time I heard it.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    C2pGa-lXcAE4_Vj.jpg
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    0.0005 props go to whoever adds backwards baseball caps and sunglasses and doritos and mountain dew and flashing lights to that picture
  • edited 2017-01-23 19:15:50
    Pika Girl
    In you and I
    There's a new land
    Angels in flight
    My sanctuary, my sanctuary
    Where fears and lies
    Melt away
    Music will tie
    What's left of me, what's left of me now

    I watch you
    Fast asleep
    All I fear
    Means nothing

    In you and I
    There's a new land
    Angels in flight
    My sanctuary, my sanctuary
    Where fears and lies
    Melt away
    Music will tie
    What's left of me, what's left of me

    My heart's a battleground

    You show me
    How to see that nothing
    Is whole and nothing
    Is broken

    In you and I
    There's a new land
    Angels in flight
    My sanctuary, my sanctuary
    Where fears and lies
    Melt away
    Music will tie
    What's left of me, what's left of me now

    Ooh
    My fears, my lies
    Melt away
    Oh
  • There comes a time
    When you face the toughest of fights
    Searching for a sign
    Lost in the darkest of nights

    The wind blows so cold standing alone
    Before the battle begun
    But deep in your soul the future unfolds
    As bright as the rays of the sun

    You've got to believe
    In the power of love
    You've got to believe
    In the power of love, the power of love

    Blazing emotion
    There's a light that flows from your heart
    It's a chain reaction
    And nothing will keep us apart

    Stand by my side, there's nothing to hide
    Together we'll fight to the end
    Take hold of my hand and you'll understand
    What it truly means to be friends

    You've got to believe (you've got to believe)
    In the power of love
    You've got to believe (you've got to believe)
    In the power of love
    It gives meaning to each moment
    It's what our hearts are all made of
    You've got to believe
    In the power of love (the power of love)
    The power of love (the power of love)

    You've got to believe (you've got to believe)
    In the power of love
    You've got to believe (you've got to believe)
    In the power of love
    It gives meaning to each moment
    It's what our hearts are all made of (just look inside)
    You've got to believe (you've got to believe)
    In the power of love
    In the power of love
    In the power of love
  • Here I'm standing in the night
    My crescent wand the only light
    Alone against my darkest fear but I sense my friends are here
    I'll draw from each the power I need, the evil queen we will defeat

    Give me the strength to carry on
    With all our love we can't go wrong
    Only together we face the fight
    Nothing can stand against our might

    Give me the strength to carry on (carry on)
    With all our love we can't go wrong
    Only together we face the fight (face the fight)
    Nothing can stand against our might
    With all our strength the battle's won
    With all our love we can't go wrong
    We have the strength to carry on
  • edited 2017-01-26 05:24:41
    Pika Girl
    Teen drinking is very, very, very bad!
    Yo, I got a fake ID doe

    Yeah
    Yeah
    Yeah, yo
    Two step with me, two step with me

    One, here comes the the two to the three to the four
    Everybody drunk out on the dance floor
    Baby girl ass jiggle like she want more
    Like she a groupie and I ain't even on tour
    Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore
    Or maybe cause she heard I buy out the stores!
    Bottom of the ninth and a nigga gotta score
    If not, gotta move on to the next floor!
    Here comes the three to the two to the one
    Home boy trippin, he don't know I got a gun
    When it come to pop, man, we do shit for fun
    You ain't got one, nigga, you better run!
    Now I'm in the back gettin head from the hons
    While she goin down I'm breakin down what I done
    Smokin my blunt sayin she ain't havin fun
    Bitch, give it back now, you don't get none!

    Now errybody in the club gettin tipsy! (errybody in the club gettin tipsy)
    Now errybody in the club gettin tipsy! (errybody in the club gettin tipsy)
    Now errybody in the club gettin tipsy! (errybody in the club gettin tipsy)
    Now errybody in the club gettin tipsy! (errybody in the club gettin tipsy)

    Two, here comes the three to the four to the five
    Now I'm lookin at shorty right in the eyes
    Couple seconds pass, now I'm lookin at her thighs
    Why she tellin me how much she hate her guy?
    Said she got a kid but she got the tubes tied
    If you twenty-one, girl, that's alright
    Wonder if a shake comin with them fries
    If so, baby, can I get em super sized?
    Here comes the four to the three to the two
    Started feelin on my johnson right out the blue
    Girl, you super thick so I'm thinkin that's cool
    But instead of one life, stat, I need two!
    Her eyes got big when she glanced at my jewels
    Expression on her face like she ain't got a clue
    Then she told me she don't run with the crew
    You know how I do but that just what I gotta do!

    Now errybody in the club gettin tipsy! (errybody in the club gettin tipsy)
    Now errybody in the club gettin tipsy! (errybody in the club gettin tipsy)
    Now errybody in the club gettin tipsy! (errybody in the club gettin tipsy)
    Now errybody in the club gettin tipsy! (errybody in the club gettin tipsy)

    Three, here comes the four to the five to the six
    Self-explanatory, ain't gotta say I'm rich
    Yes, single man, ain't tryin to get hitched
    Liquor wasted on me, man, son of a bitch!
    Brushed it all off, now I'm back to gettin lit
    Get some orange juice, man, guess I'm good-ish
    Home boy trippin cause I'm starin at his chick
    Now he on the sideline starin at my click!
    Here comes the five to the four to the three
    Hands in the air if you cats drunk as me
    Cub owner said, "Kwon, put out them trees"
    Dude, I don't care, I'm a P-I-M-P!

    Now errybody in the club gettin tipsy! (errybody in the club gettin tipsy)
    Now errybody in the club gettin tipsy! (errybody in the club gettin tipsy)
    Now errybody in the club gettin tipsy! (errybody in the club gettin tipsy)
    Now errybody in the club gettin tipsy! (errybody in the club gettin tipsy)

    Yo!
    I'd like to give a shout-out
    To my man Snoop Dogg
    On da Soul Plane
    Yeah
    Rip in peace, my nigga
    Rip in peace
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    [02:03:28] > Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
    [02:03:34] > Followed by Peter Serafinowicz
    [02:03:50] [glados voice] wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    [02:04:53] Look around you
    [02:04:55] Look around you
    [02:04:58] Just, look around you
    [02:05:03] Have you worked out what we're looking for?
    [02:05:04] Correct!
    [02:05:12] The answer is...
    [02:05:13] dumbfucks.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    tempted to tweet "HEY DONNY-BOY, HOW'S 2:30 AM TREATIN' YA? NEED SOME COFFEE?"
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    "YA GIRL NIKKI CAN'T EVEN SEE RUSSIA FROM HER HOUSE, THAT'S HOW MUCH SHE SUCKS"
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    someone should place durians inside Trump's personal plane

    would make it smell better
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Man, I feel like a woman CUCKOLD

    dun dun de dun dun

    Woo! Woo! Woo!
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    the next person to use "cuck" unironically gets a smack in the face



    ...from my beast hand
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I am a consumer of unpublished Cuck literature.
  • We cleared out the internet
    I think we're just about ready
    To make the perfect pizza

    Gimme pizza!
    P-I-Z-Z-A
    Gimme pizza!
    P-I-Z-Z-A

    Now we're feeling kinda like news like back when I was into web brews
    Our pizza will be as big as a series of tubes!
    How much pizza can we stuff in our face?
    More than the cyber police could back-trace?
    We're gonna make a meme-overloaded pizza
    We'll tear you apart just like Lisa!
    It's gonna be as random as Youtube Poop
    Come on you guys, let's shoop da whoop!

    Pizza!
    P-I-Z-Z-A
    Gimme pizza!
    Uh, it cannot be unseen!
    I want pizza!
    P-I-Z-Z-A
    I want pizza!
    Oh my god! What does it mean?

    Flip down the pizza and do it up like Ducreux
    It's gonna look worse than the new Gap logo!
    Snookies! Downfall
    One cup pouring like a waterfall!
    Season it with Basil Marceaux Dot Com
    Here's a forced meme to make you facepalm!
    Sad Keanu, come and sit!
    Sit! sit! deal with it!

    Pizza!
    P-I-Z-Z-A
    Gimme pizza!
    Let it breathe like Tay Zonday!
    Gimme pizza!
    P-I-Z-Z-A
    I want pizza!
    You think we should derp? okay!

    Hide yo kids and wives cause here we go
    Sorority girls make it snow
    Cigar guy! Dawson cry
    It's pouring chocolate rain!
    Forever alone, who was phone
    Hold the music! you just lost the game
    We got the pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes
    And the Smirnoff Ices for all our bros
    Get ready to nom, get ready to fap!
    One, two, three, four, five! spaghetti cat!
    Copypasta! put it in the pizza!
    Fish sticks! put it in the pizza!
    Pizza? put it in the pizza!
    Yo dawg, I heard u liek pizza!

    Pizza!
    P-I-Z-Z-A
    Gimme pizza!
    Let it slide like Steven Slater!
    Pizza!
    P-I-Z-Z-A
    I want pizza!
    Call us the queens of Meme Generator!
    I want pizza!
    P-I-Z-Z-A
    Gimme pizza!
    Feels like Caturday!
    I want pizza!
    P-I-Z-Z-A
    I want pizza!
    Is it ready to eat? hooray!

    Here it is, covered in memes
    And like, such as, yeah!
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    illegal, immoral, and/or fattening
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