I like my men/women how I like my...

Saturn · 2013-03-21 19:04:14

Abandoned for months and then brought back for a quick cheap thrill.

I like my women how I like my Pokemon.

Icalasari · 2013-03-21 19:07:27

Used more often in porn than a cheap hooker

I like my movies how I like my video games

Legionnaire · 2013-03-21 19:20:34

Directed by Hideo Kojima.

I like my women how I like my secret agents.

Icalasari · 2013-03-21 19:43:11

Ignoring you as you are not high priority

I like my women how I like my penises

Earl_of_Sandvich · 2013-03-21 19:43:54

Pricks

I like my women how I like my butler

Saturn · 2013-03-21 19:46:46

The only one in on my secret double life.

I like my women how I like my women.

Kraken · 2013-03-21 20:09:04

Non-committal and wishy-washy, just like my above statement.

I like my women like I like my acid.

Alkthash · 2013-03-21 20:10:36

Dissolving my flesh.

I like my women how I like my DC comics.

MadassAlex · 2013-03-21 20:13:53

More sophisticated than the direct opposition, but not sophisticated enough to be seen in public with.

I like my cigarettes how I like my history.

Kraken · 2013-03-21 20:21:55

"More sophisticated than the direct opposition, but not sophisticated enough to be seen in public with."

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Alkthash · 2013-03-21 20:29:26

^x100

Icalasari · 2013-03-21 20:32:45

^^^ Pumping old shit into your body

I like my men how I like my vaginas

Fuschlatz · 2013-03-21 20:37:57

Once you open them up, you see a whole new world of happiness. (Sometimes.)

I like my men how I like my nuclear reactors.

Earl_of_Sandvich · 2013-03-21 20:38:37

Ninjad!

Largely safe, unless his device malfunctions and brings him into a meltdown

I like my wo/men how I like my transvestites

LucasRB · 2013-04-02 23:19:15

When you sit on their lap, you will never sit again...

I like my women how I like my noodles.

Fuschlatz · 2013-04-02 23:35:00

Limp and dripping wet.

I like my women how I like my trains.

Stormtroper · 2013-04-02 23:35:51

^^ Soft and thin.

I like my women how I like my computers.

Ninja: ^ Lined up one after another.

glennmagusharvey · 2013-04-03 00:01:45

> limp and dripping wet

This has unfortunate implications...

> I like my women how I like my computers.

Powerful and efficient.

I like my bed how I like my ice cream.

Saturn · 2013-04-03 01:02:35

Sticky.

I like my Justice League how I like my Avengers.

Alkthash · 2013-04-03 01:49:35

Written by Johnathan Hickman.

I like my windchimes how I like my cats.

Fuschlatz · 2013-04-03 02:01:19

Usually docile, but a bit loud when the weather gets rough.

I like my men how I like my surround sound systems...

Saturn · 2013-04-03 02:25:36

Making my car bounce and rock, especially when stuck in traffic.

I like my recursions like I like my recursions like I like my recursions like I like my recursions...

Naas_Human · 2013-04-03 03:37:32

Recursively recursive in their recursivity

I like your mom how I like my dessert

glennmagusharvey · 2013-04-03 04:00:54

A very sweet individual.

I like my methanol how I like my ethanol...

JHM · 2013-04-03 07:08:59

In my bloodstream, destroying my vital organs.

I like my cereal the way I like my TV stations...

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