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  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2013-01-19 00:41:53
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!


    I don't know if this is intriguing, horrifying, or both.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    ^ It's all three

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    Suddenly I want to watch Planet of the Apes again.


    The good one, not the remake.

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    ...holy shit.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    ...


    That's an ad for Rise of the Planet of the Apes. You guys do realize that, right?

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Ah, so it's not true, I understand. That's... relieving.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    I was suspicious because of the 20th century fox watermark but i wasn't sure of what it was

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2013-01-19 02:10:21
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    ^I was in the same boat, so I viewed it on Youtube and it was in the description.

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    I knew it was fake because I knew I'd seen it somewhere before and had learned at the time that if was fake.


    But I'll be damned if I didn't doubt my memories for a few seconds.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Finally, a library job going in the town I live in!


    > Job 1: Team leader for collection services. (Managerial position, experience required.) haha nope. :<


    > Job 2: Information Liasion Officer. must know how to build and maintain websites! haha nope. :<


    > Job 3: Regular library assistant. Haha, finally, a job I can do!



    > require three references, at least one of which must be a priest



    haha nope :< 


    why does this always happen to me

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    why a priest


    either way i'm sure you can obtain a reference from a priest through lying and bribing and blackmail

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    It's a Catholic school position.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    that's not very chris...oh wait


    right

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2013-01-19 04:03:15

    Why on Earth does one of the references need to be a priest?


    A better question: why on Earth do I never check to see if there are any responses to a post before I reply to it?

  • KrakenKraken

    Thank God it's faked.


    I was going to bed terrified of superhumanly strong chimps with machetes.

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    edited 2013-01-19 11:49:01
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Hey Nova, can't you find some way around? Like, a priest who is a friend of a friend of yours. Perhaps there'd be folks back at TVT, you know who I've in mind.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Sure, just let me go make a friend in town...

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    You know what, in a couple of minutes, I'm gonna go send a PM and ask. Unless you do mind, of course.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Well, this was an interesting day.


    > friend posts a link about Yugoslav socialist monuments; usual inane bullshit in comments, quips between her and her Leninist pal, I join the party


    > dude messages me, starts a debate about dialectic materialism and revisionist Marxism, I happily oblige


    > be Bakunin to his Marx/Luxemburg to his Lenin/New Left to his Old Left/insert whatever here


    > he's impressed with the way I think, especially since I'm from such a "reactionary" faculty (Law, duh)


    > invites me to his organization, offers to connect me with a small "underground cell" (his words) of commies on my faculty, which is otherwise full of right-wingers, wants to hang out sometimes


    > sure thang, why not


    > feel like Che

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Sounds... don't really know how to describe it. But... yeah, that sure sounds like not the most usual way to spend the day.

  • WhaleWhale
    edited 2013-01-19 16:55:15
    Champion of the Whales

    Why do you need a reference from a priest?


     


    I thought the God Squad went to North America.


     


    Edit: I need to pay attention more.

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    BTW anyone here into, like, the more "epic" genres of metal? 'Cause I posted a link in the Music Dump thread and I'm pretty curious what would others think of it.

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    edited 2013-01-19 19:52:12
    Diet NEET

    Very casually, I like Stratovarius and Studioforce.

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    I am very much into that stuff; I'll give the song a listen.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    >attempt to clikc


    >it doesn't work


    >keep trying


    >decide mouce must be broken
    >realize I already have it pressed 

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-01-19 23:32:56

    ^^^^ By "epic" do you mean like the literary genre?


    /knows very little of metal

  • FormaldehydeFormaldehyde
    edited 2013-01-20 14:42:52

    Jesus Christ.

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    I'll put the explanation into General Music Thread, there it'd fit better.

  • FuschlatzFuschlatz
    edited 2013-01-20 05:51:37
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    My entire external hard drive has stopped working. At first I thought it was just the cable, but then I tried one that I know to be in working order and it still gave me 'USB device not recognised'.


    Shit. I mean, I guess most of the data I have on it is replaceable, but... shit.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

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