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  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    K so I haven't posted here in awhile. I should remedy that.


    If you haven't seen Django Unchained, go see Django Unchained.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Hopefully seeing it tomorrow.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    What is it about and stuff?

  • edited 2013-01-16 19:07:42

    Hey, any of you guys know how to use a dualshock 3 controller on a laptop? I found a driver but I have no idea of how to install it and the instructions I found seem unclear on how to do it as well.



    You need to install a program called MotioninJoy. You're going to need a cable, like the USB-to-mini-USB cable that comes with Playstation controllers, and keep that plugged in on both ends, but MotioninJoy will provide you with the drivers and set everything up for you. You might need to play around with the settings a bit here and there, but I can't remember (it's been quite a while since I used it, admittedly) having to do anything more than get it installed. If you're using an emulator program, you will have to set it up so that it takes controller input, but in my case that was as simple as simply pressing a button as you would press a key when it asks you what key to use for what function.


    Oh, and one other thing: when I used my dualshock 3, I discovered that, for the analog sticks to work, I had to select "dualshock 2" in MotioninJoy rather than "dualshock 3", so if this works, don't let that catch you out.


  • What CU said, you'd probably be better off just buying a wired Xbox 360 controller.



    Of course, that has some problems too.  Namely, vibration and the triggers don't work properly in games that don't use XInput (i.e. any older games/emulators).  Annoyingly, this is by design.  Though I think it's still possible to get around if you use XPadder or similar.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    >What is it about and stuff?


    It's a Tarantino movie that's an homage to both Spaghetti Westerns and Blaxpoitation films about a slave named Django that's bought by a bounty hunter who promises him his freedom if he helps him find some specific people. After he frees her, they become partners and enact a plan to save his wife from a particularly vile slaveowner named Calvin Candie.


    That's the cliff notes. Also, awesome music.

  • edited 2013-01-16 19:42:39
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    Rick Ro$$ contributed to the soundtrack


    this is all I know about the movie.

  • You can change. You can.

    ^^^What CU said, you'd probably be better off just buying a wired Xbox 360 controller.



    do i look moneyed to you motherfucker

  • yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    they're like ten dollars.

  • You can change. You can.

    which probably says a lot about my economical situation to you doesn't it

  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    they're like ten dollars.


    Where? They're like $25 minimum over here.

  • yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    only if you buy the Microsoft branded ones.


    There're cheaper ones for less.


     


     

  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    ^No, the off-brand are $25 minimum. The Microsoft ones are $40.

  • yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    There is a controller I bought for $10 sitting next to me on my desk right now.

  • You can change. You can.

    Where did you get it


    was it used

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    I can easily find controllers in a $5 - $10 range.


    Living in the butthole of Europe has its benefits.

  • Not looking forwards to today. At all.


     


    It's a nice enough day in terms of lessons,  I'm just feeling like a building that has been shaken by an earthquake,  and the slightest nudge will send me mentally crumbling down

  • edited 2013-01-17 11:59:47
    Diet NEET

    >be tech support for conference


    >supposed to be lazing about in the beamer cabin and put on a new powerpoint every half hour or so


    >clicker is a piece of shit, so now have to push laptop buttons while professors muck it up by giving unclear hand signals


    >Murrikans in charge of conference so they still thank me profusely for everything 


    Feels embarassing, man.


    Update: sandwich leftovers for the rest of the week.

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Did my first exam today - Introduction to Law.


    I got a 7, which is pretty fine.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    It's snowing.


    I had heard legends about this sort of thing, but only now am I sure that they were true.

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Heh eh heh heh heh, Milos did so good on his test he broke the six-point scale.


    /lol provincialism


     


     

  • But you never had any to begin with.


    It's snowing.


    I had heard legends about this sort of thing, but only now am I sure that they were true.





    Move to England, and you can get snow on a yearly basis.


  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    I thought you're more into rain.

  • edited 2013-01-17 15:22:00
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    We had some snow in mid-December, but this has been a hot January, with constant 10 C (50 F) highs, and no snow, of course. Meanwhile dem fuckers in Croatia have snowstorms, hyehehehe.



    Heh eh heh heh heh, Milos did so good on his test he broke the six-point scale.



    It's six-point here too - the "fail" grade is 5 and the highest one is 10. Don't ask. 

  • edited 2013-01-17 15:31:05
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    dem fuckers in Croatia



    Heh heh, your Serbness got better of you eh? BTW I met a Croatian girl once. Was nice. (LOL Weaver stops talking to me now)


    Around here it's six-point in schools and four-point in higher education. Well, six if you count the halves. Two, three, three and half, so on to five.

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Heh heh, your Serbness got better of you eh?



    It's fully ironic, I assure you. :P



    Around here it's six-point in schools and four-point in higher education. Well, six if you count the halves. Two, three, three and half, so on to five.



    Here it's 1-5 in schools, and 5-10 in higher education.

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Talking 'bout Croatia, I am told some woman in Belgium tried to drive to Brussels to pick up her friend from the train station, and the GPS led her... you guess where. After some 1400 kilometers she started to suspect something's wrong with the device.

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Technology can dangerously pamper people.

  • edited 2013-01-17 16:10:45
    But you never had any to begin with.

    We're getting snow right now. Makes getting anywhere a pain in the backside, since I live on a hill and the footing is non-existent.

  • edited 2013-01-17 16:38:07
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I met a Croatian guy and girl once.  They're married, and they live in the United States.  He has a fan club in Japan.


    It's six-point here too - the "fail" grade is 5 and the highest one is 10. Don't ask.


    This sounds like a rating scale for videogames.


    Update: sandwich leftovers for the rest of the week.


    Does this mean massive amounts of free food?


    If so I approve.  And envy.


     


    So I just got an e-mail from Facebook.


    Like Video Diary of a Lost Girl on Facebook
    Since you're already subscribed to their email updates off of Facebook, Video Diary of a Lost Girl has suggested you like their Page to stay connected.


    Video Diary of a Lost Girl
    A rock and roll horror fantasy where we meet the immortal Louise and her beloved Charlie. Unfortunately due to Louise's supernatural origins, every man she sleeps with must die so that she can survive. PMS has never been this deadly!



    1. I have never, ever heard of "Video Diary of a Lost Girl" before.

    2. I am not subscribed to any e-mail updates off of Facebook for this video.

    3. I thought I already turned off Facebook integration with other sites!

    4. "Rock and roll horror fantasy" involving a "supernatural" female character having sex with lots of people and cracking jokes about PMS...that's like a conga line of things I have no interest in.


    I appreciate their having success in making an indie film and all (at least from what I can tell from a quick look at their Facebook page's posts), but who added my e-mail address to the e-mail list for this?  What kind of list did they buy, and from whom?

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