If you have an email ending in @hotmail.com, @live.com or @outlook.com (or any other Microsoft-related domain), please consider changing it to another email provider; Microsoft decided to instantly block the server's IP, so emails can't be sent to these addresses.
If you use an @yahoo.com email or any related Yahoo services, they have blocked us also due to "user complaints"
-UE
I like my men/women how I like my...
Comments
Long and boring.
I like my animu how I like my brownies.
Chunky.
I like my women like I like Batman.
Always packing some way to foil my criminal shenanigans and keep me in line.
I like my women how I like my wigs.
Covers your bald spot and blows off easily.
I like my women how I like my RED Spies.
Communist.
I like my machines how I like my masks.
Hiding the truth.
I like my women like I like my animu.
One face fits all.
I like my robots like I like my numbers.
Complex.
I like my women how I like my languages.
Romantic! (Too easy?)
I like my women how I like my space travel.
Just set your thrusters to light speed and you're set.
I like my women how I like my Namek saga.
I like my weapons the way I like my robots.
Shiny.
I like my guns how I like my swords.
Killing things dead.
I like my PhD how I like my JD.
Unemployable. (That was mean)
I like my women like I like my necromancy.
I like my women how I like my TV shows.
Super serial.
I like my doves how I like my wedding cake.
Inedible.
I like my women how I like my Pokémon.
I like my women how I like my statues.
prostrate and silent.
I like my women how I like my heavy metal.
Extremely loud and with little mainstream appeal.
I like my women how I like my chewing gum.
In your mouth.
I like my women how I like my boots
^^ In my mouth.
Ninjuan'd
^ Hellbent for leather
I like my women how I like my gods.
God-like.
I like my women how I like my mouth.
In my mouth.
I like my women how I like my teeth.
(You should have left it, INUH. Who doesn't want gods in their mouth?)
^^^ Appreciative of animal sacrifice.
^^ On my face.
^ Made of gold.
fucking ninjamods
I like my women how I like my cell phone.
Fully-charged, efficient, and capable of performing many necessary functions but most skilled in the ones that matter most.
I like my men like I like my prosthetic robo-limbs:
Under my control, muahaha. >D
I like my neighbors like I like my lovecraftian horrors:
Far, far away where I don't ever have to see their mind-warpingly ugly faces.
I like my computers like I like my chewing gum.
Long-lasting.
I like my books how I like my shoes.
On my feet.
I like my women how I like my speakers.