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Academy Award snubs

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  • MrWMrW

    What


    WHAT


    WHAT

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    OH MY GOD THERE ARE OTHER GOOD ANIMATORS BESIDE PIXAR HOW TERRIBLE

  • MrWMrW

    No, I'm just surprised something other than that won.

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 21:54:55
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Wow, an Occupy Wall Street joke about Michael Douglas. It works, but probably not the way Crystal intended.


    Martin Scorcese not winning Best Director will genuinely surprise me. 


    Huh, so it goes to The Artist? Damn, I'm slipping. I suppose this is still anyone's ballgame. 

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    I suppose this is still anyone's ballgame.

    inorite?

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    The Artist will win the big awards, we all know this. why are we watching again

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    why is Oprah Winfrey winning an Oscar?

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 21:59:26
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Shut up Billy Crystal. Shutupshutupshutup 


    The Governors awards go to Dick Smith, James Earl Jones, and... Oprah?

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    why is Oprah Winfrey winning an Oscar?



    The Colour Purple didn't stop being a thing.

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    why is Oprah Winfrey winning an Oscar?


    A free Oscar under everyone's seat!!! (except Scorcese)

  • MrWMrW

    ESPECIALLY Scorcese.

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 22:09:57
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Death reel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    He was not your friend, Crystal. Who wants to bet that Whitney Houston gets one?


    Jane Russel


    Annire Girardit


    John Calley


    Polly Platt


    Ken russel


    Donald Peterman


    Farley Granger


    YEP


    Bingham Ray


    Tak Miyagishima


    Bert SCshneider


    Michael Cacoyaas


    Danld good man


    gi


    peter berger


    jack ahyes


    peter falk


    ck\liff robertson


    laura ziskin


    sidney lumet


    sue mengers


    steve jobs (fuck you Pixar, nm)


    george kuchar


    hal kanter


    theodora runkle


    time hethergenter


    sgene cantermeaas


    bill varney


    jackie cooper


    calbert castes


    richard leacock


    kames robetts


    marion doucghety


    norman corwin


    paul haggar


    joe pharrel


    ben gazzara


    liz taylor


    Shit, I can't type very fast.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    oh man


    the death reel always makes me feel shitty


    mostly for not ever recognizing anyone

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 22:19:01
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Please go on with how awesome movies are, Academy. Please. Though Crystal makes his first good joke.


    Best Actor not going to Gary Oldman would be a fucking travesty. Best Actress should be Rooney Mara, though I care slightly less. 


    (Thanks for spoiling The Artist assholes)


    Yep, good job Academy for being assholes and spoiling the fucking movie

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    What'd they spoil?

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    He speaks

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    And they showed what is probably the best scene in the entire film.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    Gee, I wonder what's going to win Best Picture...? 

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Hugo

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    And they showed what is probably the best scene in the entire film.



    The nightmare? I thought that was nice, but the best scene for me is still the climax, if only because of how trollish "BANG!" was. 

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 22:29:37
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Best Actress goes to Michelle Williams!!!!!


    Meryl Streep, surprise surprise 

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    edited 2012-02-26 22:32:59
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    Best Actress goes to Meryl Streep!!!!!


    OH MAN, DIS IS DA BIG ONE

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 22:36:27
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Hello Tom Cruise. Stop talking about movie theaters. 


    I really want The Tree of Life to win because not only do I like it, it will cause a shitstorm. I like The Artist but it winning won't cause a shitstorm, and EL&IC winning will cause a shitstorm but I hate it, so.


    The Artist. They have the dog.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    I like the choice of what I'm assuming is Explosions in the Sky for the background music.


    AAAAAAAND THE ARTIST WINS NOT BEEG SURPRISE

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    You know, I'd like a surprise, just once. Hell, I'd be willing to let TF3 win only to see heads explode.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Meh, I'm happy with these results and prefer them to almost any other outcome. Of course, haven't seen Tree of Life, Hugo and War Horse, so whatever.


    --sigh--


    looks like a long night full of writing is due

  • BlueeyedratBlueeyedrat
    edited 2012-02-26 23:16:59
    "I've come to the conclusion that this is a VERY STUPID IDEA."

    Oh, the Oscars were on tonight? Huh.


    And for the record, I've seen The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore. Its award for Best Animated Short was well-deserved.

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