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Academy Award snubs

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  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 20:13:31
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Billy Crystal is improving. "A dark knight, an american psycho, a crack addict... you'll get to vote for one on Super Tuesday."


    Best Supporting Actress goes to The Help, calling it. Yep, it goes to Octavia Spencer. Which, to be fair, was a very good role.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    edited 2012-02-26 20:15:02
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    ^you called correctly


    maybe not the actress you were expecting


    also, Octavia wins for Best Acceptance Speech, seriously.

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    As an aside, Best Original Screenplay went to A Separation. It deserved that one. 

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    edited 2012-02-26 20:21:36
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    stupid backstage awards


    OH MY GOD STOP THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CRAP

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 20:24:38
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    At least Miracle Whip dropped the stupid hipster crap for their commercials.


    Oh god, fucking awkward jokes about racism in Hollywood. Good going, Crystal!


    And another comedy sketch, this time about The Wizard of Oz. With little people jokes. "I've never seen so many unattractive people," says the woman literally composed of silicone.


    Achievment in Film Editing will go to GWTDG because only that film truly does not deserve it. HAHAHAHA YEP WHAT THE FUCK THAT FILM HAD ATROCIOUS EDITING 

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    ^ damn, you're on a roll tonight"! 0_0

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 20:26:36
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Please win Best Sound Editing, Drive. Please.


    Ugh, I tried taking your advice, but to no avail. I should've gone with the safe one (Hugo). 

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    edited 2012-02-26 20:28:54
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    LOLNOPE


    Hugo gets it.


    AND Best Sound Mixing? Why is this movie cleaning up so badly

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 20:33:19
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    You go, Hugo! Called it again.


    The sound mixing, by the way, is horrible. Not for Hugo, for the show. The mic is giving some utterly atrocious metallic feedback.


    I like the Ellen DeGeneres commercials, though, because not only are they funny, they're an effective way of trying to pass off corporations being total asswipes towards their own consumers.


    And jeez, they really want us to go to the movies this year...

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    edited 2012-02-26 20:36:34
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    And jeez, they really want us to go to the movies this year...

    This year is generally the Oscars (and therefore Hollywood) making a last end run at relevance, I think...

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    The Muppets 


    introducing Cirque de Soliel? What the fuck did literally nobody go to the movies this year

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    2011 was a pretty shit year for movie attendence, I think.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    I don't think I went to a movie last year >.>

  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2012-02-26 20:39:28
    Has friends besides tanks now

    I thing I went to see The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, and that's it. Oh, wait, and the last Harry Potter movie, with a girl I haven't talked to since July.


    :D

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Actually, I'm not entirely sure I went to a movie the year before that, either...

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    Robert Downey, Jr, what are you doing


    this is just wow

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2012-02-26 20:43:43
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Last movie I saw last year was Sherlock Holmes 2.

    Also currently watching moe space pirates instead of the Oscars followed by Go-busters. Something tells me I'm winning.
  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 20:48:28
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Stop trying to be funny Crystal. Hahaha bar mitzvahs, you see it's funny because Judaism.


    Yep, you're going to get the 74-85 demographic because they're the only ones still watching the fucking Oscars.


    Robert Downey Jr. 


    Best Documentary Feauture goes to Undefeated , jesus christ I need to learn to use my powers for good


    (and they cut them off, what assholes)

  • MyrmidonMyrmidon

    I barely saw any movies this year.

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 20:49:08
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Yes, good "Hollywood is racist" jokes. I love Chris Rock.


    Best Animated feature is Rango, duh. AMERICA 


    Yep, see, we only let American films win but it's international because they were born in other countries! Hahaha fuck you Academy

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    jesus christ I need to learn to use my powers for good

    Or make a killing at Oscar betting pools!


    DAMN, Chris Rock

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Hmmm...when have I been to see a movie?


    Hmmm...


    What year did Watchmen come out?

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^Jesus man.



    Go see Arrietty.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon

    2009

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    A shit movie too...
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon

    YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2012-02-26 20:50:46
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Oh, wait! I saw Inception in theater!


    Watchmen was...the best adaptation of the comic book we were ever going to get. And since we inevitably were going to get one, I'm glad it was that one.

  • MyrmidonMyrmidon

    I wonder if my little brothers have ever seen a Miyazaki film.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2012-02-26 20:51:55
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Watchmen was a shit movie that missed the entire point of the comic so Rorshach and Ozymandias could do wire fu.

    ^^best=/= good. I'm not in the habit of complementing stuff because it could have been worse.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    I don't disagree. I stand by my statement, though.

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