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Academy Award snubs

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  • MyrmidonMyrmidon

    Billy Crystal, I love you, purely for the amount of rage you provoke on the internet.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    I think some of his jokes are good, really, but who the hell still makes Brangelina jokes?

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^Another reason I feel good avoiding most of the oscar talk.
  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Yes, Billy Crystal, continue making "jokes" and being "funny." Too bad that drawn-out blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wasn't for Gary Busey. Though the Tyler Perry joke was legit. The dog from The Artist is there!


    STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT MOVIE THEATERS!


    Oh god just fucking shut up Billy Crystal.


    Best Original Score goes to either The Artist or Hugo. Probably Hugo.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    The Artist gets it? cool

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    And good gracious God why wasn't The Adventures of Tin-Tin nominated for Best Animated Feature?


    Glad that a newbie won for The Artist, though. 

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Hooray for actual comedians doing funny things. I love cymbals. 


    But of course they go for a fucking Three Six Mafia joke. Yep, you gave it to somebody other than old white people for once. Good job, Oscars.


    Best Original Song is "Man or Muppet", obviously.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    edited 2012-02-26 21:19:52
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    Zach Galifianakis looks like he's going to faint...


    also, "It's Hard Out Here For a Pimp" wasn't exactly a good song.

  • MyrmidonMyrmidon

    Did anyone see Rio.



    I'm recording this, I'll probably watch the rest tomorrow.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Weird thing is of the original songs 'man or muppet was my least favorite. Which isn't saying much. It's still a great song.
  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 21:22:03
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Nobody saw Rio. ^Only two songs were nominated.


    Yeah, we get it, we need to go to the fucking movies. All we need is a goddamned piracy reference and I'll have my quota of self-serving bullshit for the night.


    And some more JCPenny commercials about how they're literally rubbing it in your faces that they're screwing you over.

  • MyrmidonMyrmidon

    Wow all two of them?

  • MyrmidonMyrmidon

    I miss when I could watch these things without an air of ironic distance.

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 21:28:18
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Yes, Billy Crystal, make the same joke a 12-year-old did.


    When he said "Original girl with the dragon tattoo" I thought he was talking about Noomi Rapace.


    Best Adapted Screenplay is obviously going to be Moneyball Hugo.


    Huh, The Descendants? That movie was good, at least it will get one win.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    The Descendents won.

  • MyrmidonMyrmidon

    I can't decide whether Billy Crystal is a better or worse troll than Zelda Williams.

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 21:31:18
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Whatever this award is goes to A Separation.



    I thought they already gave out this award, though? Huhwhat? Aw shit, the Wikipedia page said that it was nominated for Best Original Screenplay. My mistake. Whatever, that one goes to Midnight in Paris.


    Shut up about movie theaters.

  • MrWMrW

    What did Zelda Williams do, by comparison?

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    Nope, Midnight In Paris won.


    and Woody wasn't even there? HAH

  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    edited 2012-02-26 21:31:06

    http://www.itjustbugsme.com/forums/discussion/comment/87902

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Woody Allen wins another award


    Level of surprise: Minus one thousand

  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now

    ^^ Good times.

  • MrWMrW

    And I thought she was only notable for two things. O_o (Being Robin Williams's daughter and being named after the princess)

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    Aaaaaand now it's time for the pitiful concession made to the nerdy people in the background!

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 21:42:39
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Why the fuck is Mila Jovovich presenting? What movies besides the Resident Evil films has she been in?


    Some cool stuff about cameras. 


    Shut up Billy Crystal. J. Edgar Hoover jokes are classier than you are. Yep. 


    What the fuck are they what uh


    Seriously, dick jokes? But awkward ones? And literally "Yep, fat people don't get hired in Hollywood." what the fuck is this


    Best Short Film goes to The Shore.


    But LOL at the Scorcese drinking game.


    Best Short Documentary goes to Saving Face.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2012-02-26 21:41:54
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    ^The Fifth Element


    Not that it makes sense to have her there regardless, but what the fuck are you expecting.


    Also, why do I keep pausing G.I. Joe Renegades for this thread.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    "SCORCESE!"


    wat?


    I wish I'd actually watched some of these nominees =(

  • MrWMrW

    Best Animated Short will probably go to La Luna(Pixar's latest original short).

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-02-26 21:45:23
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Best Animated Short film is obvious, yep. La Luna.




    wait what

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    Morris Lessmore won, actually.

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