I keep thinking Forzare is a mox

Gelzo · 2011-11-16 22:21:30

I wasn't going to take part in the snowcloning until I realized it could be MTG-themed.

Gelzo · 2011-11-16 22:23:47

Also, mob, mom, mop, .MOV. Saved us four more threads.

Forzare · 2011-11-16 22:26:29

<---The Joke

(o.o) -Forzare's head

Gelzo · 2011-11-16 22:27:36

You're not supposed to get it. Juan and Nyktos are.

MillerCross · 2011-11-16 22:30:45

Them · 2011-11-16 22:32:19

I keep thinking Forzare is a Mogg.

Bastion · 2011-11-16 23:14:20

DCI changed Forzare's permissions.
Forzare was removed from the Banned role and added to the Vintage Restricted role.

Central Avenue · 2011-11-16 23:18:02

^ Why the fuck do I have a very vague understanding of what that joke means?

MillerCross · 2011-11-16 23:18:58

Because you're in the Trash Heap.

Central Avenue · 2011-11-16 23:20:42

Ah, the Magic Heap of the TV Tropes Forum. That would explain it, yeah.

MadassAlex · 2011-11-16 23:23:09

I keep thinking Forzare is a moat.

He is very good at tower defense.

Gelzo · 2011-11-16 23:52:53

^^^You guys talk about Magic there? What the heck.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-11-17 00:04:58

You don't have a monopoly on MTG talk.

Central Avenue · 2011-11-17 00:14:48

Somehow it became the Magic hub of Yack Fest.

I guess just because so many of the thread's regulars are into it.

Forzare · 2011-11-17 00:15:10

MillerCross · 2011-11-17 00:19:51

It should be a Legendary, actually.

Also, I'm amused at a black creature with the ability of "Reasonable Discourse"

Forzare · 2011-11-17 00:21:10

MillerCross · 2011-11-17 00:22:16

There we are.

BRB making cards for all IJBMers for my own amusement.

Icalasari · 2011-11-17 00:49:55

Yay cards

Gelzo · 2011-11-17 10:55:47

^^Thank Garfield it'll be by someone who plays the game. Parody cards with stupid wording hurt my eyes.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-11-17 11:12:13

Gelzo 2

Legendary Creature - Gamer

Whenever a card with improper wording is played, put a -1/-1 counter on Gelzo.

2/2

Gelzo · 2011-11-17 11:21:04

"Ha ha, I'm playing cards from The Dark."

"Nooooo."

MillerCross · 2011-11-17 13:43:00

I thought this was very Gelzo. At least, the mechanics, anyway.

MillerCross · 2011-11-17 13:43:41

Guh, forgot to add the tap at the end of the Counter Target Spell thingie ._.

Saigyouji · 2011-11-17 13:47:19

3 mana for a counterable counterspell? Bad Juan, bad!

MillerCross · 2011-11-17 14:06:55

Now if I were in R&D and actually cared about not making broken cards...

Central Avenue · 2011-11-17 21:15:42

DO ME NEXT

/CentralAttentionwore

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-11-17 21:24:00

DO ME.

MillerCross · 2011-11-17 21:25:45

guise

you're not my type.

Central Avenue · 2011-11-17 21:29:52

yeah well

you're just jealous 'cause i'm a princess

glennmagusharvey · 2011-11-17 21:31:16

Juan Carlos 1U

Creature - Outsider

Juan Carlos is all creature types except the types of other creatures in play. (This is a state-based effect.)

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