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Ok, seriously, what would you like to see in a text adventure style RPG on these boards?

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  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Of course, Malk. I was just joking.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    When I think of Don, all I can picture is the Fonz XD
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^^^ Well we're just brainstorming right now. Heck, somebody could put forward the idea of us all being ninja slugs sent to assassinate the broccoli king for crimes against explosive books
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    :D YAY! I GET AN AUSTRALIAN DRAWL!

    No, you get an Austalian drawl, which is presumably a cross between an Austrian drawl and a Malaysian drawl.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ :D...?
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    @Clock: Which Fonz, the cool-ladies-man-psychic-electronics-technician Fonz, or the washed-up-waterskiing-currently-getting-bit-parts-in-bad-cartoons Fonz?

    On second thought, don't answer that.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Anonus: for the western game, I'd suggest creating a handful of archetypes (mysterious stranger, badass preacher, tough farm girl, etc.) and people would ask the game runner for each archetype.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ What about whimpy guy who screams at everything? :D?
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    There needs to be a gay character in this western. So says me.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    A lesbian bar owner! So says Vivi!
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-09-04 23:04:33
    I'll flip a coin. Heads is Malk, tails is Juan.

    (Playing as Counterclock is fun!)
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    If we make this, I totally wanna be the lesbian bar owner.

    WHO IS INCREDIBLY SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS BULLSHIT.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ You can be the lesbian bar owner

    What should I be?
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    ^ The gay bar owner who runs the bar across the street.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ XD No
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    If I decide to get in this I am Vivi's maid.

    Who is actually a dude
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-09-04 23:17:27
    ^^ Think about it. It could be one of those wacky scenarios that the main characters encounter as they go from town-to-town.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-04 23:18:38
    No rainbow star
    I know who to be now! The slightly crazed guy who is paranoid and jumps at his own shadow :D

    ^ :< But I don't want to run a bar...
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    I'm the local police chief who's out to get the main characters.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    And I am dissociating myself from half this board already.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-04 23:25:40
    No rainbow star
    ^^ We shouldn't say affiliations yet D:
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    ^ -pins your arms behind your back-

    "So defiant. A night in the county jail ought to fix that right up."
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^...Sounds like you're hitting on me
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-09-04 23:43:18
    "Hm. Wouldn't have expected that out of you. Well rest assured, Mr. Lasari, you'll find plenty of people likeminded to your indecent activities in the jail with you."
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-09-04 23:44:06
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    This sounds like the setup to a gay Porno from the eighties.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-09-04 23:50:23
    "My good man, we are currently living in the 1880s. There's no need to be redundant.

    And as you should well know, pornography is banned in this particular section of the frontier, no matter jubilant in tone it may be. And if I happen to catch you galavanting around with smut in your possession, I'm afraid your time as a free man will be short lived.

    Now, move along."

    (I should probably take this character in a different angle.)
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ No Porn!? Dear lord, YOU'RE the Eldritch Abomination!
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    -is currently molesting a farm girl-

  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-09-04 23:58:14
    ^^ (Gonna try the "smoldering psychotic control freak" approach.)

    "Maybe I don't recognize these words you're throwin' at me, buddy, but so long as you're in this here town, you play by the rules of this here sheriff."

    -points to myself as I say that-

    "And if you've got a problem with that, you've got two ways you can leave: down the road, or..."

    -mimes firing off a gun into your temple with my fingers-

    "Have we got an understanding here?"
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    -is fucking aforementioned farm girl-
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