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IJBM - The Text Adventure (Now NSFW!)

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  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    >kill nearest person with arms
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    >check current gender and hair length
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You kill yourself with the arms. Well, you WERE the nearest person

    >Being a ghost now, you can easily check yourself out. You are either a masculine woman or a feminine man. Your hair is long, at any rate
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    Clean your room little Billy
    > talk to hair
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    >revive myself
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-04 21:33:27
    No rainbow star
    ^ OH DEAR LORD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

    *Ahem*

    >You talk to your hair. It doesn't talk back

    >You get yourself back into your body. Somehow, you heal over the severe injuries you sustained
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    Clean your room little Billy

    > search floor

  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    >possess sodomized guard's corpse
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    >Make bomb
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You find two dead guards - one armless, a sword, the clothes on the guards, and a second set of keys

    >Hard to do when you are alive again

    >Hard to do when you are in the dark ages. Presumably the treatments drove you to your current state of insanity
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Missed that detail. Whoops.

    >impale self on guard's sword
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You don't die. The sword is plugging the wound. Awkward
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >Try to summon King Arthur, as I am clearly Shirou
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >King Arthur walks in, wondering what the hell is happening. Apparently he owns this particular insane asylum or whatever it is. In your crazed mind, however, you summoned him
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    >twist and wriggle the sword around a bit
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >This action causes you to spray blood all over the king. You quickly die and float in the air
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    >possess King Arthur
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    >Become the sword
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >Make King Arthur swallow Excalibur
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You possess both the King AND the sword (The Sword being taken as Excalibur). Woah. In two places at once. Trippy

    >King Arthur begins to swallow his sword. Yourself. Something. The guards try to stop him from killing himself
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    -vomit blood at them-
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >They believe Arthur to be possess once the blood hits them. Well, DERP!
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >bite them
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    >try to link with the thoughts of the sword you've swallowed
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-04 22:47:08
    No rainbow star
    >You bite them hard. Part of your soul possesses the guards you bite, letting you control them as well. Huh. So zombies resulted from a psychotic soul with a tendency to bite

    >Already done. You DID possess the sword as well, after all
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    >separate thoughts from those of the sword, so as to create two independent, thinking minds
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-09-04 22:48:41
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    >bite dungeon to try to possess it too
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >The sword cuts its way out of Arthur's gut to freedom. Arthur remains alive due to your sheer soul-itude (Har har har)

    >All you manage to do is break your teeth. You gain broken teeth in your inventory
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    >test ghostliness and attempt to walk through the wall to the left
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    >You go through the wall. Arthur does not. He dies instantly once your soul leaves him
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